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    "Chapman cleared his throat. “I say, Rudyard,” he said. “You look like you haven’t been sleeping all that well lately.”

    The worst part, Rudyard thought irritably, was that he didn’t even look down at his script while saying it. He’d already memorised the bloody lines. 

    “Yes, well I haven’t,” Rudyard read slightly woodenly from his script. “I’ve been sleeping on a mattress filled with straw and old bicycles. Hold on-” Rudyard lowered the script and shot Jennifer Delacroix an annoyed look. “Why am I the one sleeping on the junk mattress? Can’t I have the good one?”

    In an attempt to rescue the state of Funn Funerals' finances, Rudyard agrees to do a mattress advertisement for Piffling FM. He wasn't expecting to be co-starring alongside Eric Chapman - or for there to be a er, practical element to the ad spot. And to make things worse, there's only one mattress...

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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously than the other.

    A podfic of arboreal_overlords' "Georgie, Attack!"

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    Eric Chapman was literally the Met's finest. Then, somehow, he ended up transferred to Piffling Vale: a small island full of suspicious “accidents,” creepy townspeople, and homicidal geese. Now all Eric has is a wilting peace lily, an idiotic partner, and a fraying sense of sanity.
    He will cause problems on purpose.

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    [Secondary school/high school AU] Rudyard should never have let Georgie talk him into coming to the stupid party at Chapman's. And he definitely shouldn't have agreed to play Spin the Bottle.

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    Georgie Crusoe has found herself on the island of Piffling on the same day as another new comer, Eric Chapman.
    Rudyard Funn runs an inventor's emporium in the village of Piffling Vale, it used to be the only one. It isn't anymore. While Georgie remains loyal to Rudyard and his agoraphobic sister Antigone, Eric becomes to most popular inventor on the island. Rudyard becomes more determined to be better. As his experiments and inventions grow more insane, the lines between brilliance and insanity begin to blur.

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    "Oh, I shall- finally, Rudyard Funn shall be crowned victor!"

    "Maybe this isn’t the right attitude for a proposal."

     

    In which Rudyard makes Eric an offer he can't refuse- unless, of course, Eric offers it first.

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    Eric had never really thought beyond asking Rudyard out, but if he had thought about it, he probably would have assumed that the “asking Rudyard out” and “getting Rudyard to agree to be his boyfriend” bits would have been the hardest parts. That, it turned out, wasn’t exactly the case.

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    Antigone's scream woke the whole of the village.

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    Rudyard is sick, and Chapman is worried.
    Takes place directly after the events of season 2!

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    “Wait did you just called me Eric?”

    Georgie rolled her eyes “I call you Eric all the time.”

    “Not you … Him.”

    A flush spread across Rudyard’s face as he attempted to shrug indifferently. “Well yes you scared the life out of me! Thank god we’re in a funeral home because I am now dead! And as I’ve said before Fear makes you do thing you normally wouldn’t.”

    “Like kiss me?”

    Eric hadn’t meant to say that … it just slipped out.

    “You know fine well that was an accident!”

    “I feel like perhaps this is a private discussion. So, I’ll just go.”
    Georgie let herself out.

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    It's been a year since Nana Crusoe passed away, Georgie does some reflection.

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    Rudyard Funn went to his bed looking like himself. He doesn't, anymore.
    Rudyard and Eric swap bodies for a day and things happen. Freaky Friday AU, sort of. Just the body swap part.

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    Georgie spends time with Jennifer in her room, she finds a cassette tape Jen doesn't acknowledge for most of the evening.

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    Rudyard’s master plan doesn’t go according to plan.

    (or ‘Antigone and Rudyard swap clothes for a day and no one notices’)

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    "What's the matter Rudyard?" Georgie asked.
    "Please tell me that reading minds is not one of the things you're great at"

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    "Fear you understand - " Rudyard shrugged "- makes us do things we normally wouldn't."
    "I thought you said you weren't scared?" Eric raised a stupidly perfect eyebrow and with it Rudyard’s pulse. Anger flooded through him and Rudyard welcomed the familiar sensation, taking great joy in glaring at Chapman.
    "Yes, well only an idiot would have believed me!" He snapped taking a step towards Eric with his head held high – which it had to be if he wanted to keep staring into the annoyingly tall man’s eyes.
    "I didn't believe you," Eric shrugged with a good-natured smile that infuriated Rudyard to no end.
    "Yes well ... I didn't believe me either!"

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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

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    A) At any given time, at least one part of Chapman's is open.
    B) In any given part of Chapman's, the proprietor is there to assist any clients.

    There is some improbability here, but not an impossible amount--there is an hour and a half where these statements are false.

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