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    Michael and Maeby pick up two vices in one day.

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    Maeby’s a little unclear on a lot of things when it comes to morals and ethics and things like that, but she knows enough to know that George Michael shouldn’t want the things he wants with her, shouldn’t think the things he thinks about her. George Michael who is good and rule abiding and does understand things like morals and ethics. She’s the biggest rule he’s ever broken, the worst secret he’s ever kept. The knowledge of it sends a thrill down her spine.

     
    The kids take Tampa

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    Before getting ready for bed, Maeby and George-Michael finally decide to talk about their relationship, and why it has to die. Set just before the season/series 3 finale, the night after Maeby and George-Michael "get to second base" on Maeby's birthday, and after Tobias confirms (season 3 spoilers) that Maeby is, in fact, Lindsay's daughter. Angsty, but not hopeless. Revised 10/31/21

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    This was one of my contributions to the Doomed Ship Comment Ficathon at anythingbutgrey's LJ.
    Prompted by krilymcc: Arrested Development, Maeby/George Michael, you can be my first real heartache

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    If "Call Me Maybe" had come out in 2003, it would've been at the top of George Michael's playlist. Here's a song parody in honor of the release 10 years ago.

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    "Now, George Michael," Michael says as he stares out at the horizon, "I want to make sure we're on the same page here. Going home is going to be tough on all of us. I'm sure I'm going to have a lot to worry about from the moment we hit the docks, so before we get there: do you remember what I told you is the most important thing from now on?"

    "Breakfast! No, family! It's either breakfast or family. I can never remember which."

    Michael decides to brush past this; he understands where the confusion comes from. "Healthy relationships. Forget about Maeby, forget about Ann, forget about any secret sisters I may or may not have."

    "...what?"

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    This is an old story that I began not long after season 3 ended; I worked on it from about 2006 to 2008, before I ran out of inspiration, like with the incomplete Missing Episodes story. I'm going to try to continue this now, as an alternate universe season 4. The plot was mainly about Michael and Gob, cousin love, and Lindsay having two fathers compete for her.

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    56/?
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    6
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    George Michael is high... on love. Or something. George Michael/Maeby songfic to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles. Crackfic.

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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.

    Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.

    One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.

    Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.

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    Lindsay Bluth is the leader/puppet figure for a dystopian version of North America, but things aren't going as perfectly as the public is told to believe.

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    If your love life isn't intertwined with at least three or four convoluted schemes, then what are you even doing here?

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    George Michael and Maeby decide to throw a family dinner to tell Michael and Lindsay about their relationship. They invite Gob and Tony along in the hopes that everyone’s favorite magician husbands will provide a much-needed distraction. It goes about how you’d expect. (And Steve Holt and Ann Veal are there too for some reason?)

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    This piece of fiction is set after George Michael and Maeby accidentally get married and find out about it, and what happens when she finds the letters in the attic that George Michael had hid them in, leading to true feelings against all the odds, finally being discovered. This fiction is consequently an alternative ending to season 3 moving on into season 4.

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    10/?
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    The Bluths may be down at times, but they're never out.

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    1/?
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    They’re racing down an avenue of palm trees and mansions, but Maeby wants to be where everything is simpler. The type of simple where she sat on the model home’s carpet with George Michael and got fake drunk off of fake wine. It’s the simple that she remembers the best, and the one where she’s spent the most time with George Michael.

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    Tina Belcher wakes up early every morning before school to write erotic fan (and friend) fiction. Here's her take on the special relationship between George Michael Bluth and Maeby Funke.

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    George Michael and Maeby moments the documentary film crew didn't quite catch.

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    10/?
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    Season 4 fic. Instead of firing Maeby, George Michael tells her everything. This turns out to be the opposite of a huge mistake.

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    Missing scene for 3.13. George Michael knows he's not the only Bluth who had a complicated teenage relationship with a family member.

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    1/1
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