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    "It started with Drunk Hanzo pressing the nuclear option and getting his brother involved in his love life. All Hanzo wanted was a man that fulfilled his every need, instead what he got was a brother who tried way too hard and a neighbor that may just fulfill every last dirty fantasy Hanzo ever dreamed of.

    It shouldn't matter that Genji's the one with the blossoming career in the adult entertainment industry. It shouldn't matter that Jaxson McCoy, the world's greatest porn star's real name is Jesse McCree and he is living right next door and he is even better looking in real life than on film. And it especially shouldn't matter then that a simple case of mistaken identity could lead him to a man even more interesting and more sensual than anything he had ever seen on screen.

    How could any of this be Hanzo's fault?"

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    Fortune-telling was just supposed to be a way to make some money for Genji's business. It was easy enough with the dragons whispering secrets in his ears, and the outfit certainly helped bring in customers. But it was a skeptic named Jesse McCree who turned everything on it's head.

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    Angela Ziegler @valiantvalkyrie

    And here we see the wild hanzo shimada as his perfect grammar and punctuation begin to deteriorate like the rest of ours did

     

    Hanzo Shimada @tackymacncheese

    NO SERIOUSLY WHATS THE ILLUMINATI

     

    Brigitte L. @brigyeete

    its like ligma

     

    Hanzo Shimada @tackymacncheese

    what’s ligma

     

    Brigitte L. @brigyeete

    ligma balls

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    The creation of the Arcology, a self-sufficient research station in Antarctica, was through the effort and donation of multiple countries and the rich entrepreneurs who live in them, all working together to ensure climate change was properly researched and given the attention and funds it needed. As a thank you, invitations were sent out to all donors for the week long grand opening.

    Hanzo and Genji Shimada, of Shimada Tech Incorporated, look forward to a relaxing week of meeting old friends like Satya and Amelie, and to see if Genji can still manage to get himself trashed in the middle of nowhere. Unfortunately the fun is cut short when a freak storm shuts down the power grid, and the terrorist cell Talon destroys the generators and take over.

    Trapped and with a countdown to their deaths, Hanzo teams up with a security guard named Jesse McCree to save their friends and escape with their lives.

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    Hanzo Shimada is a single man of large fortune. With his father pushing for a career he has no interest in, and his mother bound and determined to see him married to an eligible bachelorette, his brother presents him with the only proper solution.
    A vacation.
    To the world’s only Immersive Regency Era Live Action Role Play Experience.

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    El padre de Hanzo invita a dos estadounidenses a ayudar con un problema y Hanzo está menos que encantado de tener a un grupo de desconocidos caminando por su casa.

    Por suerte él tiene a Genji para apoyo mental, no es que ayude mucho, pero al menos lo intenta

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    Jesse McCree was known for his dinosaur ranch. He loved his dinos with all his heart. One day he happens to stumble across a tiny dragon, a grumpy and injured dragon at that. Who did it belong to though?

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    After a disasterously exhausting end to a mission with Tracer, McCree finds himself short on sleep and shoved into a mission in the desert he wasn't mentally prepared for. He's way too sober (and sleepy) for this.

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    Hanzo takes Genji up on his invitation to join Overwatch and hopes it will be a good chance to redeem himself from his crimes. Of course, having a team that's skeptical of you doesn't help, and it certainly doesn't help that one cowboy in particular is really skeptical. But Hanzo isn't here for any cowboys, no matter how distracting they prove to be.

    Basically another redemption fic, but this one isn't as depressing as most, I promise.
    Will try to update weekly if not once a week (difference of it being the same day every week or not)

    Edit: was previously いいんですか

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    “What if I tell you...gods were real?”

    “Beat me in the race and I’ll turn myself in. But if I beat you…I get to take you out on a date~”

    "We’re a rogue ship helping those in need. Apparently, that means you.”

    “Well I’ll be. Didn’t expect to see you here.”

    “...Twelve hours. That’s a bit…”

    “A bit short, yeah.”

    Five short stories about five very different Hanzos and McCrees.

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    “What’ll it be, archer? Choose carefully, or I decorate the walls with this cowboy's brains.”

    “Jesse, do you remember the day we met? Do you remember the promise I made to you?” Hanzo asked, sounding so utterly unconcerned that he may have well been talking about the weather, despite holding Storm Bow at full draw.

    “I do, sweetheart,” McCree swallowed hard and his throat moved against the revolver jammed under his chin. “I trust you.”

    “Good.” Hanzo released.

    McCree closed his eyes and felt the arrow pierce his chest.


    McCree refuses Winston's Recall and Hanzo declines Genji's invitation to join Overwatch. Instead, the pair find each other and join up as bounty hunters. However, moving forward isn't easy when the ghosts of the past refuse to stay dead...

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    When his brother asks him to join Overwatch, Hanzo sees it as a way to atome for his bad choices. The only problem is that everyone seems to hate him... Well not everyone, but McCree's aggressive flirting and reputation makes him err on the side of caution, no matter how attractive he finds the man or how soft his eyes are when they are alone. For Genji he will make a go at the bad situation, even if he has to put up with McCree trying to get in his pants. He'll just have to be careful that he doesn't let him.

    Update: as you can most likely guess the fic has grown past the original premise but I am loathe to update the summary as it is a good introduction.

    Written by Ruetknight
    Edited by Lizar

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    Jesse remained silent for a moment, rubbing the back of his neck before letting out a small sigh. “Howdy Winston, s'been a while.”
    M-McCree?
    “Yeah, it's me, big guy.” He paused for a moment, wondering if he should explain why it took so long to answer his recall, why he hadn't even tried to make any contact in the years before, why he was a wanted man. “I saw yer video,” Winston remained eerily silent so McCree continued, “I'm with ya.”

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    Mccree gets sent on an undercover mission to work at a strip club as a bartender. He ends up in a drastically different job that suits him devastatingly well.

     

    Dedicated to Mccree's amazing legs and booty. Y'all sleeping on them.

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    Families are made of and held together by stories

    (A collection of one-shots in the Shimada Brothers Need Healing 'verse that don't fit into longer fics of their own)
    Current chapter: Zenyatta reflecting on when he fell in love with Genji, and how many times he's fallen in love since.

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    “... Hey, Zenyatta?”

    “Yes?” He faced Genji, seeming much more calm now.

    “Can I still call you master?”

    The omnic chuckled, “No,” and continued to stare off in the distance.

    “Aw, what!” Genji snickered sarcastically. He leaned an arm on his knee, slouching forwards. “What else am I supposed to call you then?”

    “You can just call me Zenyatta.” He smiled through his voice, Genji could hear it.

    What a tricky beautiful bastard.

    Genji decided that he loved him.

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    Prompts taken from my Tumblr (BaadBaadBlackSheep).

    All are based in the Learning the Ropes AU by Purely_A_Trashcan unless stated otherwise.

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    Hanzo knew he was an anachronism. His name alone was archaic, his tattoo a literal mark of a more traditional time.

    Though it pained him at times, he felt a strange kinship with Jesse McCree. They shared an apparent mutual disregard for modernity, both in mentality and, oftentimes, dress.

    He knew that was why he allowed it in the first place. He should have been less receptive. More cautious. Who even called anyone on the phone anymore?

    Jesse McCree, apparently.

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    A high-profile gala on the outskirts of Tokyo calls for the brightest stars and the wealthiest of Japanese society to show up. Of course, Hanzo Shimada wouldn't show up with just any ordinary star. He brings to the gala a young woman who stole the hearts of the world for her role in Sleeping Beauty, a woman he knows very well: Cassandra ‘Songbird’ Destler.

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    Olivia Colomar a.k.a Sombra has a large interest in the ghost known as Soldier 76. Her curiosity is peaked even further due to his presence in Darado Mexico. Overwatch is reforming and Talon is stronger than ever. Also Gabriel has a picture of some farm boy and Overwatch has been recalled but she will deal with that later.

    (This story switches between the talon family , the overwatch family and interaticons with the members of both families)

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