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    Andrew huffed in amusement and looked back down at the boy, nudging him with his shoe.

    "Better luck next time," he offered, not insincerely.

    "Fuck you," the boy shot back, still breathless from the hit. He looked right up at Andrew when he said it, too, expression tight with pain and rage and -- oh no.

    Fuck he was pretty. Shit. Fuck. Shit fuck shit no. This wasn't fucking fair.

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    It's 'The Foxhole Court', from Andrew's POV, where everyone has daemons, and Andrew is a bit of a disaster gay.

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    Alguien le dijo a Neil que Renee Walker era una buena persona para daba los libros de texto gratuitos.

    Pero Renee le dijo a Neil que dejó la caja de sus viejos libros de texto en la casa de su amigo Andrew, y Andrew le dijo a Neil que no le daría la caja hasta que le trajera un trozo de la tarta casera de Matt, y Matt no le dará a Neil un corte hasta que convenza a Dan de ir a una cita con Matt, y Dan no irá a una cita con Matt hasta que Allison le devuelva su chuleta de la suerte...

    Neil solo quería algunos libros gratis.

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    The first time Neil wears eyeliner, it’s an accident. The second time, it is most definitely not an accident, and he's eager to see Andrew's reaction.

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    Andrew hadn’t known, all those months prior, that his life would change in such drastic ways.

    A head of untamed auburn curls, blue eyes, and a dancer’s frame; making a whirlwind of an entrance into his life and creating a fixed abode there.

    Neil Josten and his fierce personality, all quick wit and snark; created a permanent residence within both Andrews life and amongst his writing.

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    Or; Andrew is a writer, Neil is a dancer. They still find one another.

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    At the age of six, Nathaniel Wesninski and Andrew Doe find out that they both have a soulmate.

    Or, an AU where writing on your skin also appears on the skin of your soulmate.

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    Andrew leans on the counter beside Neil's thigh. "Where do you want to go, Josten? What favor do you need from me?"

    Neil looked at Andrew and steeled himself. "I want you to come with me to the next therapy session with Betsy posing as my boyfriend."

    "Like one," Andrew thought for a moment. "Couple therapy?"

    Neil perked up. "Yes! Exactly, and then we see how long it takes her to find out we're not connected at all."

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    Neil is acting very weird, leading everyone to think he has taken a secret lover.

    But that would be ridiculous. Right?

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    Para olvidar a su ex que se va a casar, Kevin obliga a Neil a hacer un pacto con él: cada uno tiene que encontrar las citas del otro para la boda, ya que claramente no se puede confiar en que Kevin encuentre a alguien bueno para él y Neil no tiene remedio.

    Neil cree que ha encontrado una buena pareja para Kevin en Andrew: es bueno en exy, puede tolerar a Kevin en su peor momento, y siempre aparece cuando Kevin y Neil están fuera de casa. Neil está bastante seguro de que Andrew ya está medio enamorado de Kevin.

    Andrew está, obviamente, muy interesado en Neil.

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    Neil es un nerd de las matemáticas que, por un golpe de suerte, cae en un grupo de amigos que son lo más parecido a la familia que ha tenido. Entonces, cuando les cuenta sobre su nuevo y misterioso enamoramiento, no debería sorprenderse de la rapidez con que se les ocurre un plan para ayudarlo a ganárselo. Un plan en el que insisten en que si Neil lo sigue, hará que se enamoren de él en poco tiempo. Pero las cosas no siempre salen según lo planeado, ¿o no?

    Nicky quiere juntarlo con otra persona. Matt y Jeremy están confundidos pero lo apoyan. Allison y Seth ofrecen sugerencias lascivas, mientras que Dan hace todo lo posible para mantener a todos a raya. Jean y Renee saben algo, a Aaron realmente no le importa, y Kevin solo quiere que Neil se una al equipo de lacrosse.

    Pero una cosa es segura: tanto si Neil tiene éxito como si no, todo el mundo tiene dinero en juego.

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    Andrew’s new roommate just so happens to be his identical twin, there’s a pretty redhead that keeps running around outside his window and he’s accidentally befriended a jock. What the fuck.

    Feat: Andrew and Aaron bonding over their respective red headed crushes, Kevin being too much, and Neil’s horrendous fashion sense.

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    Andrew hates Neil mostly because he likes him.
    All of him, all the time.
    He even likes drunk Neil. He likes drunk Neil more than he thought he would, actually. It's slightly offputting.

    Alternatively, Neil has a little whiskey and Andrew has a lotta feelings

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    Despite detesting the fact, Andrew knew the only way he was going to get anywhere in life was through his drumming skills, Kevin liked to tell him so enthusiastically.

    However the addition of a new blue eyed student unintentionally changed everything, pale scars and guitar calluses on his fingers caught Andrews attention for the first time in years, and the blond was determined on unravelling every tightly coiled secret that Neil Josten kept so close to his chest.

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    Neil is a math nerd who, by a stroke of dumb luck, falls into a group of friends that are the closest thing to family he’s ever had. So, when he tells them about his new mysterious crush, he shouldn’t be surprised how immediately they come up with a plan to help win them over. One they insist that if Neil follows it, he’ll have them falling for him in no time. But things don’t always go to plan – or do they?

    Nicky wants to set him up with someone else. Matt and Jeremy are confused but supportive. Allison and Seth offer lewd suggestions, while Dan does her best to keep everyone in line. Jean and Renee know something, Aaron doesn’t really care, and Kevin just wants Neil to join the lacrosse team.

    But one thing’s for certain – whether Neil’s successful or not, everyone’s got money riding on this.

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    Andrew felt all the breath leave his body.
    He was caught in fathomless blue.

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    “Yes or no, ‘Drew?”

    Andrew scowled deeply at this, somehow extremely disturbed by the fact that Neil, drunk out of his mind and barely standing, who had just hugged everyone in the room including his abominable twin, had asked permission before reaching out to him.

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    Neil gets drunk with the foxes and Andrew hates how he makes him feel.

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    “Jesus Christ, Andrew. Why are you so obsessed with this guy, anyway?”

    Andrew tried give Allison a look that could only be interpreted as ‘stop being so stupid’ but considering that her question was already stupid, perhaps the meaning was lost on her. Andrew couldn’t be sure. So, he glared some more, just in case.

    “Well? Are you going to just look at me and not answer? Wait. Are you flirting with me right now? Is this ‘the look’?” Allison asked with a self-satisfied grin on her face.

    Andrew gave up. There was no reasoning with idiots. He just had to explain everything. “Because I hate him. Because he’s getting under my skin. No one gets under my skin, Allison. I must deal with the nuisance before it becomes interesting.”

    “I think it’s already interesting, Andrew.” Allison said.

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    Andrew and Neil are coworkers and Andrew wants to kill Neil only ninety percent of the time. He is also most definitely a gay disaster and he just needs to get Neil out of his system. Allison decides to make things even more interesting.

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    3/?
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    It took a moment for Neil to realize exactly what was happening and why. Clearly, the relative safety of the last ten years had eroded away his inherent paranoia until he didn't notice the weight of several small animals waddling all over him while he slept, because at least three of the little creatures were standing on his chest.

    He cleared his throat.

    "Um. Hello?"

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    Neil becomes the temporary guardian to seven ducklings and no one knows how to handle it, least of all Andrew.

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    "Name?"

    "Alex."

    Andrew didn't have any reason not to trust him. Aside from his generally weird behaviour, Douche looked him in the eyes while he said it, but not challengingly. His tone was even and lacked any edge. He wasn't fidgeting, his hands were calm, his posture relaxed.

    So, Andrew really didn't have any proof of his lying. But something didn't add up.

    (Or the one where Andrew meets 22 personalities of one Neil Josten and manages to fall for all of them)

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    Lost in thought, Andrew almost misses his next words when the stranger slams a perfectly crumpled fifty-dollar bill on the counter and seethes out a "How do I passive-aggressively say ‘fuck you’ in flower?"

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    Alternate universe where Andrew is a florist who expresses his feelings the only way he knows how, cue.. flower deliveries with hidden meanings. With an oblivious Neil at hand, will he succeed in his 'salient' endeavour?

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    1/1
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    518
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    30
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    3407
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    Andrew doesn’t do crushes, never has, never will. What he does is the odd hookup when he’s feeling pent-up, preferably in a nightclub bathroom with as much anonymity as he can get.

    So why is he so hung up on those blue eyes and that auburn hair he’s only been able to see from a distance? Why is he feeling almost desperate to be able to talk to this figure skating mystery man?

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    2/2
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    1
    Comments:
    25
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    559
    Bookmarks:
    79
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