12 Works in Gay Dirk Gently

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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
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    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    65,363
    Chapters:
    10/13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    41
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    Dirk and Todd decide to move in to a new apartment together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    352
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    A drunk Todd thinks Dirk's apartment is his own. Embarrassment ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    777
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    185
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    Dirk Gently has a crush, and a recipe.

    This is literally just happiness and baking and brotzly. Come here for a warm hug of a fic!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    947
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    403
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    When a prospective client turns up at the Agency with the front half of a perfectly happy Siamese cat, matters have to be taken into Dirk and Todd’s entirely (in)capable hands. Over a thousand miles away, in a dusty town in New Mexico, a woman has disappeared without a trace, and the residents live in fear of falling prey to a monstrous witch who haunts their desert home. But nothing here is quite what it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,587
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    842
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    Everything's a mess. An interconnected web of mistakes on Dirk's part has culminated in something Very Bad (in his personal opinion) from which his friendship with Todd can never recover. Tina, however, knows how humans work, and she has a bit of drunken advice.

    [An alternative version of Dirk and Todd's chat in s2e04.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    681
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    Fluff of Dirk realizing that Todd is just as smitten with him as Dirk himself is with Todd. Featuring- Todd singing cheesy love songs into the whisk, Dirk using his ninja training for very important things like hiding from Todd so that he might hear him singing more, and Dirk’s sneaking suspicion that Todd is singing about someone in specific.

    Farah is so done with these two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    421
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    Todd isn't exactly thrilled Dirk has decided they're watching Eurovision. At least Dirk seems excited.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    364
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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,344
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1702
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    "It’s so loud, always. The blaring alarms ‘Awake. Awake. You are awake.’ Yes, I’m awake, please, stop. ‘Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wro-’ Not again, please. He just wants quiet but he never ever gets it."

    Backstory for Dirk. Very angsty with a happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    529
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    Several months after the Bergsberg case, the Agency is functioning with arguable efficiency. But, when an old friend of Dirk’s who died fifteen years ago shows up out of the blue, it’s clear that something, somewhere in the universe, is very, very wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,886
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2946
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    Two and a half months after the Wendimoor adventure, two and a half months after Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency became a reality (a reality!), the gang receive an unexpected but yet very charming visitor from Dirk’s past … or should it be said that it is a visi-Thor?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    348

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