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    At the beginning of the universe, only a spider lady walked The Black and White. Then, during the execution of Willabella Muckwab in 1824, everything changed and five new gods were added to the equation. But, these gods had their purpose, and it was to guide six very special people through their lives. Do they succeed, and do they comply?

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    It's been 3 years since John McNamara died during the massacre caused by the deities that held Hatchetfield captive. It's been 3 years since those gods were killed. In 3 years, things change. With a surge in abnormal weather patterns, the worst is only expected, but from who? The Lords In Black are dead, surely that can't still be causing chaos a few days away from a very important wedding...right?

    We Survived The Crisis is the 5th instalment in the "Something You Pine For" series except this one is a massive fuck you to the younger generation, and also paul and emma

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    This is pretty much attorney in a hurry but Gary is in a Hurry and Jeremiah(yes I'm using that head canon) is not helping. Pure fluff.

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    1/1
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    25
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    In which A Man In A Hurry learns to heal his heart and learns not to trust a sketchy lawyer who walks into Beanie's at 3PM with shitty interior design

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    These are all of the oneshot requests I got on tumblr, the chapters can be read separately

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    50/?
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    When Gary has a horrible day at work, all he wants to do is come home and collapse into a puddle of non-existence. Miah has other plans for him.

    [OR: local lawyer realizes he is gay for his stupid doctor roommate,, with a healthy(?) dose of self-loathing and doubt]

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    Gary didn’t know why he did it, he just did. The definition of "it" is ~used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.~ However, in this specific instance, "it" was that he bought a game meant for 12-year-olds. No, not Fortnite. Minecraft.

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    3/4
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    5
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    We’re returning back to the tiny town of Hatchetfield where everything is normal. Or so it should be. With PEIP fully operational with no clear up job in sight, things run smoother than ever before. It’s just unfortunate that the citizens of the island have started seeing dead people.

    If You Want, If You Dare is the fourth instalment of the Something You Pine For Series, but this time, there’s someone missing.

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    28/28
    Comments:
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    Attorney in a Hurry + pillow fort + evening in = fluff

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A day at the bank goes horribly wrong.

     

    Title from Phantom by Nathan Sharp

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    Chapters:
    20/20
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    Jeremiah doesn't get back until really early in the morning.

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    Gary's fellow lawyer always feels the need to show him up.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Whoever speaks first is usually the victim to that reality. Unfortunately for Xander Lee, he spoke at the wrong time. Now he has to face the consequences of committing the action.

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    Jeremiah was in a hurry. As always. It was almost a defining personality trait, at this point. Almost.

    He was never in a hurry for the same thing twice. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. For example, yesterday he was in a hurry to pick up his niece from daycare. Today, he was in a hurry because he was late for his lunch-date with his boyfriend. 

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    miah gets a flat tire and because he's a himbo he doesn't know how to change it :(( but his boyfriend does!! !! pure fluff.

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    Gary is a hopeless romantic when he's sleepy. Miah isn't sure if he loves or hates it.

     

    This takes place a few weeks before Black Friday. It can be seen as a short, fun little prequel for a bigger story I'm writing with a friend in which these two play major roles.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Barry sighs, absentmindedly running his fingertips over the scrap of fabric still clasped in his hands. Suddenly, he looks down, his brow lowering. Barry curses.

    (or, barry steals gary’s scarf.
    unexpectedly, they bond).

    EDIT, 11/28/2021: With MIAH (previously dubbed Jeremiah)'s true name revealed in NT2, all instances of his fanon name in this work have been changed accordingly. However, due to how old this fic is, I did not change MIAH's backstory and did not include his ex-wife. Consider this an AU. <3

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    fake dating au, where two university students end up in a series of situations

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    21
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    1
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    “This is the morning Hatchetfield news with Dan and Donna!”
    “Breaking news! As of this morning it is reported that there is yet another fatal mugging in Hatchetfield. Beloved Grace Chastity was found this morning, stabbed to death in an alleyway on South Clydesdale street,chunks of flesh missing from the face. Cops say she was barely recognizable.”
    “After further investigation and an autopsy report, the incident was ruled as a brutal mugging without the intent to kill, but ended in a fatality. As of right now there are no leads, no witnesses, and no obvious suspects.”
    “All of our love goes out to Grace Chastity’s family and friends who are no doubt devastated by the news. Stay safe citizens of Hatchetfield.”
    “And talk about gloomy news, a brooding goose has taken forty seven babies under her wing-!”
    Paul clicked the off button on his remote.

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    25,574
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    21
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    49
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    Language:
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    2
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    john and howard meet, they fall in love, but encounter obstacles along the way. that's what beautiful about a relationship, is it not? each memory should be treasured and preserved.

    or where each chapter of john and howie's life together is documented through a polaroid photo

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/25
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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