20 Works in Gandalf Does Not Know All

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    In a cruel twist of fate, Cassandra, a modern day nerd, grows tired of the mundane and goes for a spontaneous road trip. When it turns fatal, she finds herself clawing her way through the inner workings of Middle Earth. Having watched the movies her entire life and read every piece of fan fiction there was, and without knowing what a single character is saying, she sets off with Thorin and his Company in an attempt to stop their untimely fates.

    Or: Local girl tries to stop hot dwarves from getting killed despite language barrier.

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    26/?
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    After having the time of her life at an anime convention, twenty year old Gwyn is kidnapped by a shifty Wizard while still in her cosplay outfit. To make matters worse, he was Early. Way too early. Now, a Gwyn without the appropriate foreknowledge, or even lore, has to navigate a landscape and political intrigue WAAAAY outside of her comfort zone. Oh, and the "parents" of the guy she found an attraction to hate her guts. This whole thing couldn't possibly get any worse.
    (She had no idea...)

    Formerly crack, now being taken seriously.

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    No <3

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    Izuku Midoriya is done.
    He's with his dream after all the shit everyone has put him through, after all the pain and heartbreak. He becomes empty,
    And through his emptiness, he gains a quirk.
    A quirk that reignites a forgotten flame.
    A quirk that makes him stronger.
    He will be the best hero.
    As far as he cares, spite and anger are great motivators.
    He will be a hero. He will prove them wrong.
    He will make them regret not seeing the hero in him.

    Rewrite almost finished!
    Previously Hollow Hero

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    In hindsight, much of the problems created by the fool of a Took could have been avoided had Gandalf paused to explain things once in a while. There was no way around it: Gandalf would have to become a more effective pedant, and though the Undying Lands enjoyed a utopian reputation, even upon arrival the air had tasted of trouble brewing.

    Or, Gandalf takes an online class on effective teaching.

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    Life often brings people together, all kinds of people.

    Even a cast away Jotun and a very-done-with-this Hobbit. Heck, throw in a wizard, thirteen dwarves and a dragon while you're at it! Maybe even an elven king! And if you're feeling extra spicy then add five orcs for seasoning!

    AKA: Loki falls down to middle earth and flaps his wings

    AKA: Bevare of the butterfly effect.

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    Loki crossover with the hobbit.

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    Nothing goes the way Gandalf planned. All hobbits aren't the same. The dwarves get a surprise.

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    Gandalf recalls his past, in Almaren. Short, set vaguely in the ten years between the events of Ever On And On and the War of the Ring.

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    The dwarves of Thorin's company are the most loyal people that Bilbo has ever known. It's simply obvious.

    [This story is a lie.]

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    Young Estel has finally come of age. Elrond tells him of his true identity. Things do not go well.

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    1/?
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    “You’re short for an elf.”
    “Actually I’m tall for a hobbit.”
    “And just when I was thinking that I wasn’t the only one in the world who is short for an elf.”

    A meeting in Bree begins a journey of there and back again. Post-Hobbit.

    Crack taken seriously – What if Bilbo and Thorin’s daughter fell in love with Kili and Tauriel’s son, neither of whom where any the wiser about their shared dwarven ancestry and strong claims to the throne of Erebor?
    Featuring: Gandalf doing his meddling and disappearing thing, Bilbo trying his best, and all of Middle-Earth being canonically a bit racist. Also, to make things interesting, Smaug was just chased off and is Not DeadTM.

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    As a social outcast, you live alone in a small apartment. For a living you make audio books and write fanfiction. You live off of tea and noodles. You are a fully functional adult, but choose not to be. One day, Gandalf comes to you for help in middle earth. At first you hesitate, then you agree.

    The orcs are attacking and slaughtering everyone in small towns all over middle earth, Aragorn and Legolas are trying to stop their leader but has yet to succeed. Hence Gandalf called for you.

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    "Halfling" is considered an insult in the Shire. Of course, Big Folk (and dwarves) know far less than they think they do, so this fact eludes them. It especially eludes Thorin Oakenshield, so if Bilbo decides to use a Hobbit means of communicating his irritation, who can blame him?

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    Gandalf wants Arwen and Aragorn to go into hiding after Sauron discovers the prophecy.

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    Gandalf assumes that he is going to be able to bully Bilbo into coming along on the quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume... Bilbo's not going, and nothing Gandalf can say is going to change his mind.

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    Ao acordar numa floresta, Anna não imaginava que estaria embarcando numa jornada inesperada.

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    Português brasileiro
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    143,787
    Chapters:
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    On the morning that he met Gandalf and started his adventure, canon!Bilbo had planned a quiet evening. This Bilbo, however, had managed to get stuck with inviting Mrs Bolger-Took and her five eligible daughters over for dinner. In self-defence, he also invited five eligible male cousins. Every single one brought a dish of food. And a friend, who also bought food, as a kind of bribe.

    By the time Dwalin approached Bag End a party was in full swing.

    From the hobbit kink meme

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