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    A typical tale of rebellion told in a typical way, with absolutely no twists and a to-be-expected ending.

    Nope.

    Nothing to see here.

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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    Karkat gets kidnapped. When Gamzee finds out, the only solution he has is to ... just go with the flow.

    And competence? From Gamzee Makara? It's more likely than you think.

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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    With Jack swiftly approaching, things are getting tense between the trolls on the meteor. And as everyone turns toward the demon on their tail, no one recognizes the true threat until it's come and gone—leaving Karkat a huddled wreck, and forcing Sollux and Kanaya to pick up the pieces.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Shrek is in the middle of his scene phase when his life suddenly changes forever.

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    When Sburb is more or less beaten, Bro's life takes a turn for the ... interesting.

    (TG: provide a juggalo with regular deepdickings or downtown houston will die)

    And increasingly pornographic.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    He can’t speak, but his body does all the talking it needs to do for him.

    It’s in the way he tilts his head, the angle of his chin, the sway of his hips, the slow slide of his hand over his chest as he tilts his head back and feels the music like a living thing, in a way no one else really knows how to do. In the way he cracks open his eyes and turns, as if checking to make sure you’re watching. In the way his lips curl up in a grin that is neither subtle nor demure- he knows what he’s doing.

    What he’s saying to you.

    [In Other Words: Actual, Consensual Makaracest. For Once.]

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    SBURB / SGRUB decides to screw with all the humans and trolls one final time. Nobody is surprised.

    Following the hijinks associated with a bunch of trolls returning to Alternia after they thought they had escaped it, as well as the humans muddling things up in their newly-obtained troll bodies. Watch as they all find each other again, learn to live together, and try to take over an empire. Failure in this scenario means certain death.

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    Gamzee Makara has struggled through most of his life, constantly conflicted with his pull towards violence. He kept it under wraps for as long as he could, stifling the urges with large doses of sopor, which inevitably leads him through many cases of heartache and friendship. Will you follow his arc of successful and failed relationships?

    (So I'm getting better at summaries. Another set of stories inspired off a song, kind of an alternate to How The Blackest Heart Breaks.)

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    In an alternate universe, Eridan stumbles upon an Easter egg in the game that would make everyone's wet dreams come to fruition. Hardcore shipping ensues.

    This is my first fic, period. I plan to update monthly, but bear with me if this isn't the case. Not really a peaceful point in my life.

    [Yes, this is the same fic as on fanfiction(dot)net. Yes I am HeirOfLaG. Why restrict my work to one site?]

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    4/?
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    Tavros is a troll who loves life, even though it has never been kind to him. When the war between highbloods and lowbloods breaks out, he finds himself at a moral conflict when he, a brownblood, dares to love the lives of his enemies. When Tavros falls into the hands of the enemy, his compassionate resolve is tested. He learns about pity and hate, but his love for life only grows stronger to the point where he can't let go. Perhaps fate is responsible for the fact that a purple highblood is the first to truly recognize Tavros's weaknesses as strengths, as they unwittingly find their other halves in each other. It is only their profound connection to one another that gives them the courage to step across the line and embark on a journey of justice, equality, and sacrifice.

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    19/?
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    He was floating in a dark and featureless void. Thoughts and memories drifted around him in a blurred haze. Feelings, sounds, smells, and so much more seemed to float just out of his reach. Where was he? Who was he? Was this even real? He looked around, looking for something that stood out. He spotted a memory, brighter and clearer than the other memories in the distance. He awkwardly started to swim towards it. Progress was slow but steady.

    Suddenly, a memory winked out of existence. Shocked, he looked around to find that all the other memories were dissapring, too. Some simply disappearing while other slowly dissolved into the void. Panicked, he redoubled his effort, desperately trying to reach the fading orb. He had to reach it before it disappeared forever! He was so close; it was just of reach! He lunged for it, but it still remained just out of reach! No! It was so close! He had to reach it! The golden memory was almost nonexistent now! But, he refused to give up! He kept pushing towards the memory, inching ever so slowly towards it. He had to reach it! There! He had it in his grasp now! The memory was a name! And, not just any name, it was his name! His name wa-

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    7/?
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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

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    8/?
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    Eridan had been unable to speak for as long as he could remember, and anything before that he doesn't want too. When circumstances send him to live with his brother, he finds himself at a school for the first time in his life. As he learns how to deal with people and grow as a person, will he finally be able to face his past head on?

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    34/?
    Comments:
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    743
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    67
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    9265

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