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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

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    17/?
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    Cronus Ampora... is bored. He is bored as fuck, and on top of that... sexually frustrated as shit.

    On a whim, he decides to purchase a 'get laid fast and easy' product. A pheromone enhancing pill, which promises to make anyone lower than him on the hemospectrum fucking beg for his dick.

    From there, things- well... escalate.

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    36/?
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    Gamzee after 2 years in jail is a free man. He calls his beloved karbro but is quickly cut off. Gamzee will not let his little crab go that easy.

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    6/?
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    27
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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    39/?
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    Gamzee Makara is set to ascend the throne of Prospit as the god of the Mirthful Church and all it's holdings. As the head of legions of subjugglators and heir to a legacy of holy rage, can Gamzee grow into his role as a young god after the appearance of an impossible miracle makes him question everything he's ever known?

    What can go wrong when a clowncult leads a country??? EVERYTHING!

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    8/?
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    “Just one more question and you're good to go.”

     

    “What's your blood color?”

     

    (AU where all trolls and humans live on one planet and some lies were told. Personally recommended for both fluff and angst lovers~)
    (I honestly have no idea how to describe this fic)

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    Perhaps your best friend's mind was not the best thing to practice your chucklevoodoos on.

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    In Which a Group of Lusii Lament the Near-Adulthood of Their Wigglers and, in a Misguided Attempt to Cope with the Situation, a Crustacean Lusus Deems Himself an Expert on Romance and Embarks on a Long and Foolhardy Quest to Help His Fellow Lusii Find Fulfilling Relationships; Contains Many Scenes of Wigglers Expressing Disgust When Confronted with the Possibility of Their Custodians Pailing, a Reversal of Accepted Societal Roles Wherein a Brown-blooded Psychic Acts as Sidekick to a Lusus Instead of Imposing His Will Upon the Lusus as is Considered Proper, Mentions of Deceased Lusii, and a General Lack of Regard for the Hemospectrum.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    20/?
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    Maybe breaking up with a crime boss’ son was not a good idea. But, to be fair, you didn’t know that he was part of the crime world until you were cornered in an alleyway.

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    When the indisputably coolest dude this side of the apocalypse washes up on a tropical island with nothing but a Feral Juggalo, a creepy puppet, and the occasional mystical dolphin to keep him company, he thinks he's in for your run-of-the-mill Tarzan type story. But is there more to this situation than meets the eye? Follow Dave Strider as he ventures through crushing emotional hurdles, twisted machinations, and very, very messy hair to find out.

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    An insight into the type of thoughts that might've been running through Karkats head during the end of the Murderstuck plotline.

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    6/?
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    Tavros and Gamzee find out what makes or breaks their relationship

    ~OR~

    The long-winded account of how Tavros gets his mohawk

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    When Sburb is more or less beaten, Bro's life takes a turn for the ... interesting.

    (TG: provide a juggalo with regular deepdickings or downtown houston will die)

    And increasingly pornographic.

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    3/?
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    A story based on the song Location by Khalid

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    AU in which Gamzee got to Nepeta first so Equius walked in on a dead meowrail.

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    5/?
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    30
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    A 7 month long(and still going) role play that I'm publishing as a story. The role play originally started as one that was based on a flower AU, in which Dave and karkat are soul mates and whenever one is injured the other grows flowers in the same place the other is injured

    Karkat is severely suicidal and Dave is trying to look after him, when they get Karkat into therapy Dave finds out Karkat has been lying about who he is.

    I don't think this story will ever end, we'e been role playing ever day for 7 months, there's so much to upload, god help me

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    5/?
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    42
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    Karkat has been working with Gamzee for years, now, and his presence feels like one of those rare universal constants. Until - of course - the week Gamzee unexpectedly vanishes.

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    4/4
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    42
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    Et si les trolls avaient fuit leur monde en destruction et avait atterri sur une planète déjà peuplée d'humains. Mais d'humains maîtrisant la magie...

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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