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    Karkat Vantas is four years old when he meets a human boy at the park.

    Even though Karkat doesn't know how to make friends, somehow John Egbert becomes his.

    Kind of.

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    (some exposition i cant figure out how to slip into the text)
    Alternia is the world the dandcestors/ancestors made in their Sgrub session and is basically earth C except no humans and earth developed on its own but no one knows (yet) all ancestors are god tier except Cronus who died in the session meaning no Eridan. basically an introduction chapter.

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    In the wake of the great Tumblr crash of 2018, I went through my blog and found all the little meta blurbs to small to make their own posts here. Some will come in the form of discussions, some ficlets. All will be appropriately labeled for fandom and synopsis.

    1. Homestuck
    2. Second -verse same as the first.
    3. Adventure time
    4. Homestuck
    6. Not that he was staying of course - Courage the cowardly dog
    7. He man - on Orko
    8. Steven Universe - meta
    9. She ra - meta
    10. Three Caballeros headcanons
    11. Trolls 2016 - meta
    12. Treasure planet - crew met
    13. Treasure Planet - Junior novel
    14. Trollhunters - changeling meta (see warnings)
    15. Trolls 2016 meta - Creek
    16. ok ko - pko
    17. ok ko -pow cards and levels
    18. ok ko - boxman crashes
    19. ok ko - pow cards
    20. ok ko- Boxman's weight
    21. South Park - in which kenny gets as much screen time as recent seasons
    22. South Park - Craig meta
    23. South park - Part two of above
    24. South Park - is Tweek Demi?
    25. South Park - if I could rewrite one episode
    26. South park - It was a wednesday
    27. South Park - is Craig a good BF?

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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

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    A series of ficlet written and posted on Tumblr in 2016 for Gamzee week. Reposted here for Archiving.

    1. Day one: Pre-game/childhood - Janky sea dweller Gamzee, freshwater angst edition
    2. Gamzee week day 2: Happy Gamzee!
    3. Gamzee week day 3: Clown
    4. Gamzee week day 4: AU - winged!Gamzee
    5. Gamzee week day 5: Quadrants - Ashen Gamzee/Rose/Terezi
    6. Gamzee week day 6: Holiday
    7. Gamzee week day 7: post-game/redemption arc - now Jossed. I have a canon compliant version in the works

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    You start, look to your left and there he is. All elbows and knees, hair like a bird’s nest, sly smiling. There’s no way you’re not noticing that half translucent skin, the blue-not-blue running in clears streaks like fucking targets. With effort, you drag your eyes up to his face. He grins wider.

    Smooth, Karkat, you groan inwardly.

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    God ok how do I summarize a fan fiction?

    Dave and Karkat grow up in a foster home together and made a promise to move to the city and make music together but then Dave fucks up Karkats face in a car accident and they dont talk for a few years. Dave later moves on and gets famous while Karkat has to go through a few things before becoming a ghost writer.

    Roxy now a popstar gives Karkat free reigns to make an album of his own under her voice and Dave hears about it and hes trying not to fuck things up. blah blah blah slow burn

    blah blah blah getting back together confessing feelings
    blah blah blah angst and shit its a good story guys I promise.

    “ So your a ghost writer and a comedian hu?” says a heavy accent.
    You look at his dark dress shirt and tie undone around his neck as well as the gold watch that probably cost more than a grand on his wrist, without thinking you repeat what he said but lay on the accent thicker than normal.
    “Making fun of me already hu?, I came here with a good attitude but sure ill fuck off”
    “Oh please you should take it as a complement”

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    In which we completely ignore the fourth wall to answer your pressing questions about the fanfiction Miracle Child.

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    A collection of unconnected short stories, all about monsters and how they're actually not that bad. Happy Halloween! (Chapters are individually rated.)

    Chapter 1: Karkat is the monster under Dave's bed, but he can't seem to scare the damn brat to save his life.
    Chapter 2: Jake inherits a house from his late grandma, but when he moves in, he gets stalked by her enchanted security system.
    Chapter 3: Sollux is captured by pirates and used as siren bait. It's super effective.
    Chapter 4: Gamzee finds a tiny new friend taking shelter in his Halloween pumpkin.
    Chapter 5: Eridan summons a demon for nefarious purposes.
    ...And more!

    REQUESTS ARE CURRENTLY: CLOSED

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

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    Cronus Ampora... is bored. He is bored as fuck, and on top of that... sexually frustrated as shit.

    On a whim, he decides to purchase a 'get laid fast and easy' product. A pheromone enhancing pill, which promises to make anyone lower than him on the hemospectrum fucking beg for his dick.

    From there, things- well... escalate.

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    Gamzee after 2 years in jail is a free man. He calls his beloved karbro but is quickly cut off. Gamzee will not let his little crab go that easy.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Gamzee Makara is set to ascend the throne of Prospit as the god of the Mirthful Church and all it's holdings. As the head of legions of subjugglators and heir to a legacy of holy rage, can Gamzee grow into his role as a young god after the appearance of an impossible miracle makes him question everything he's ever known?

    What can go wrong when a clowncult leads a country??? EVERYTHING!

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    8/?
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    “Just one more question and you're good to go.”

     

    “What's your blood color?”

     

    (AU where all trolls and humans live on one planet and some lies were told. Personally recommended for both fluff and angst lovers~)
    (I honestly have no idea how to describe this fic)

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    Perhaps your best friend's mind was not the best thing to practice your chucklevoodoos on.

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    In Which a Group of Lusii Lament the Near-Adulthood of Their Wigglers and, in a Misguided Attempt to Cope with the Situation, a Crustacean Lusus Deems Himself an Expert on Romance and Embarks on a Long and Foolhardy Quest to Help His Fellow Lusii Find Fulfilling Relationships; Contains Many Scenes of Wigglers Expressing Disgust When Confronted with the Possibility of Their Custodians Pailing, a Reversal of Accepted Societal Roles Wherein a Brown-blooded Psychic Acts as Sidekick to a Lusus Instead of Imposing His Will Upon the Lusus as is Considered Proper, Mentions of Deceased Lusii, and a General Lack of Regard for the Hemospectrum.

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    Maybe breaking up with a crime boss’ son was not a good idea. But, to be fair, you didn’t know that he was part of the crime world until you were cornered in an alleyway.

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    1/?
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    When the indisputably coolest dude this side of the apocalypse washes up on a tropical island with nothing but a Feral Juggalo, a creepy puppet, and the occasional mystical dolphin to keep him company, he thinks he's in for your run-of-the-mill Tarzan type story. But is there more to this situation than meets the eye? Follow Dave Strider as he ventures through crushing emotional hurdles, twisted machinations, and very, very messy hair to find out.

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    1/?
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    15
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