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  1. Rec 2

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    Every since the Monroe left, Theo's been acting different and the pack thinks he might be on drugs.

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  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Thank you @indiebughead for requesting #17!

    “The salad here is really good.” - “Do I look like a fucking rabbit?”

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Min Yoongi receives a text from an unknown number and it seems to be a suicide note.
    Park Jimin says his goodbyes through a text, but to a wrong number.

    Min Yoongi makes Park Jimin live a little longer and Park Jimin makes Min Yoongi start living.

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  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort?

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    "It's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you're still single? About how your parents really want more grandchildren? Well, look no further!

    I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if I shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game."

    -Jesse McCree probably

    A story 110% based on this craigslist ad - http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/11/craig.jpg

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    Bucky knew the apartment wasn't much to look at but, however old and rundown it might be, it was his.

    His apartment. His place. His.

    Unfortunately that also made the neighbour his neighbour. Bucky hadn't started out thinking that way. No, he'd originally been pretty happy about tall, blond, and built, with his sunshine smile and sparkling blue eyes, who lived down the hall. But that was before Bucky found out he was a creeper.

    (AKA homonyms are important and you can never have too many double single entendres.)

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  9. Public Bookmark 6

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    Antisepticeye and Dr. Schneeplestein have been bad again. Since they won't stop fighting and arguing, Jack decided to lock them up in the basement so they would sort out things, having Jackieboy-man outside guarding the door just in case. Anti grows irritated and sexually frustrated as hours pass while Schneeplestein seems to be more worried about the possible bacteria in this dusty place.

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  10. Public Bookmark 2

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    Every since the Monroe left, Theo's been acting different and the pack thinks he might be on drugs.

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  11. Public Bookmark 27

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    Kidnapping Park Jimin was initially just a quick way to pay his college fees. If only the blond haired idol wasn't so goddamn cute.

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  12. Rec 75

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    Kakashi, Lee, and the best gossip in town.

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    Sweet Kakashi x Sakura. Mmm platonic but with so much potential, toms of drama and so funny. The characterization is amazing

  13. Public Bookmark 7

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    Stephen receives a short and rather worrisome text from Tony.
    "I need you."

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  14. Public Bookmark 53

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    Alec and others find out some of Magnus' hidden talents.
    Some of which turn Alec on like the thirsty son of a bitch he is.
    Others makes his insides warm.

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  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Stiles is Alpha bait.

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  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    One Death.
    One Detective.
    One Village.
    Too many suspects.

    What will Detective Robert Sugden do?

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  17. Public Bookmark 1

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    "chenchen: eww can you not be so gay at me pls
    chenchen: im not into that uknow,,

    lovemesomebacon: suddenly i cant read"

    AKA the one in which Jongdae is convinced he is straight and Minseok is determined to change his mind.

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  18. Rec 2

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    Hate to Love Au where Louis and Harry are park rangers that don’t get along at all, despite Louis’ previous crush on Harry. When they are paired together in order to find a missing person and end up going missing themselves, they bond in more ways then one.

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    Castiel holds the mic to his mouth and says, in a rough, sly voice that hits all of Dean's buttons and then some, 'I look like a fucking nerd, don't I.'
    It's such a bald statement of fact, it gets a laugh. Castiel's lips curve upwards, and without quite meaning to, Dean leans forward to listen.
    'I mean that literally, by way: I look like a fucking nerd, like a nerd who fucks. What! Don't laugh at that, you judgemental prick,' he says, grinning so there's no sting in it as he points the mic at a chuckling guy in the front row, 'you think a guy in sweater vest can't get some cock if he wants it? I'll have you know, I had one whole boyfriend in high school. Yeah. I was hot property. You wanna talk about band geeks getting it on in high school, forget that American Pie flute insertion bullshit; ask a fucking gay hornist where he gets his embouchure.'

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  20. Public Bookmark 16

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    Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Will have twelve chapters when finished. Sequels planned! Also posted (and highly acclaimed) on fanfiction.net under the username SideshowStarlet.

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