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    Wilbur’s fingers paused on the makeshift keyboard, suddenly hit with a wave of insecurity.

    “Shut the fuck up,” Wilbur tells himself. “No one talks to themselves.”

    “Aww, but I was enjoying the music!”

    Wilbur feels like his heart just stopped. His eyes flick to the speaker set on the board in front of him, daring it to make a sound. Wilbur had to have just imagined that.

    OR: Wilbur is lost in space and running out of oxygen, when Tommy sees his call for help

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    After receiving a recommendation from his university, Trafalgar Law joins the renown Grand Line Center School, the top educational stronghold that's secluded from the rest of the world. But not only is his roommate Eustass Kid apparently a delinquent, the whole campus seems to have its mysteries and secrets that have yet to be explored by the newcomer. He thought he'd be able to get his degree in peace, however the people around him seem to all have a screw loose or two; and if that wasn't the worst already, he also starts being confronted by crime, feelings and his past.

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    He just wakes up and the world is different. Heroes don’t exist, people don’t have quirks— except for him. Oh of course he freaking has one! Because even in this twisted timeline, Izuku Midoriya still finds himself as the outcast. But maybe this time he can use it to his advantage. He can save people. Izuku Midoriya can become a hero! Well, he’s more like a vigilante at this point, but who cares about labels?

    The neighborhood police task force, that's who. Aizawa can feel the headache coming on already. And why does this strange kid seem to know so much about him?

    ✩ Updates on Friday ✩

    Prologue (A Whole New World): 1-10
    Becoming Kitsune: 11-25
    ??: 26-??

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    Schemers and dreamers Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester have a love almost as long as their twenty-year friendship—not that they’ve told each other that, of course. Each of them yearns to have it all with their best friend, and both are convinced it’ll never happen. So when watching a reality show about clueless grooms who plan weddings on a budget for their brides without the brides’ input, talk naturally turns to planning weddings. In a terrible (or perhaps wonderful) moment of spontaneous boastfulness, Cas declares that he could plan a wedding for them without a problem, since he knows Dean so well, and in an ill-advised (or perhaps well-advised) challenge, Dean dares him to do it.

    Inspired by the British television series Don’t Tell the Bride, Don’t Tell the Groom is a fun romp about the zany lengths these men will go to for love.

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    Have you ever had two friends who can’t stop dancing around each other? Gwaine has. Gwaine has lived this way for months. And Gwaine will have no more. That is why Gwaine, the gorgeous genius that he is, has concocted a plan.

    Gwaine’s five step plan to get the Clotpole and the Dollophead Together
    1. Get Merlin to admit his feelings for Arthur
    2. Get Arthur to admit he doesn’t hate Merlin
    3. Have Arthur heroically save Merlin’s life
    4. Set the two up on a date
    5. Buy yourself a drink for a job well done

    Maybe this one will actually work out....

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    A follow-through to the idea “fuck it make em all gay” ft the addition of: no no no jonathan and argyle as a couple but they don’t know everyone else is also coupled up and they’re high as shit trying to act normal on this now-quintuple date they think is just-bro-time.

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    Welcome to Masturbation island. When I interviewed Spencer on the three items he would bring to a deserted island, he told me with complete certainty, “I only need one, and it’s lube.”

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    Announced legally dead, he creates a new identity: Izuku Midoriya.
    Eraserhead is tasked with bringing down one of Japan's most wanted vigilantes by the name of Oni. Little does he know, the vigilante is in his homeroom class.

    The result of my fondness for vigilante!Izuku and the concept of a Deadpool au.

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    Louis is a hardworking, dedicated, loving single mum with no interest other than making his son happy, and who thinks that love will never knock on his door again.
    Harry is a lone man, successful in his field, and thinks he has his life together and all figured out.
    Wrong meets clueless, lives get turned upside down in the best way possible with the help of a cute and curious little boy, who just wants to learn more and more.

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    14 year old Izuku gets lost at the UA Sports Festival!

    Luckily, Pro Heroine Midnight knows where he can wait until his parents can come collect him; the announcer's booth with her best pals Eraserhead and Present Mic.

    Chaos ensues.

    Now with a sequel and a TV Tropes page.

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    Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended.

    Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references/sexual humor.

    There are repeated mentions of running away to Volterra to end it all. Edward is also a stalker, as he is in SMeyer's books. I won't be using trigger warnings, as they will be big spoilers, so please use your best judgement when reading, shoot me a DM if you want to ask anything specific.

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    Mikey commissioned a body pillow of Takemitchy but can't let Emma find out. So what does he do? He gets his gang involved to hide the pillow at their homes. Will they help? Or make it worse? Will Takemitchy ever find out about the pillow?

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    Daemon hadn't even realised he was staring. It was just a bit of a shock because the woman was Rhaenrya.

    Not a young girl.

    A woman.

    Which makes sense as she's twenty-two now. He'd sent her a birthday card a few months ago, for Christ's sake.
    Why had he thought she would still look like a child? 

    He hears her clear her throat. Shit. He’s still staring.

    "You do remember me, don't you?" she chuckles.

    "Of course," he says in an offended tone. "Rhaenrya…you look…uh, different."

    She raises her eyebrow and huffs another laugh. "Well, that tends to happen when you grow up."

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    Ashheewwww
    Tommy’s ur brother right
    They wabt to see him

    Wilbur stares at his phone screen. The light encases his features, creating long shadows from the slightest rivet in his skin. He can hardly believe what Ash had just said.
    Tommy’s your brother, right?

    Wilbur’s ashamed to admit that the word catches him, hook, line, and sinker

    OR: after a mix up, lovejoy are convinced that tommy and wilbur are biologically related

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    “HE RAILED ME UP AND STOLE MY WALLET!! Left me half naked and hard in a club´s bathroom!!”

    Johnny cackles on the other end of the line. “I like him already, lol.”

    Or, fuckboy!Mark Lee and fuckboy!Donghyuck hate each other so much that they tease and fuck constantly in any way possible - and maybe it leads them somewhere unexpected.

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    Mr. Mxyzptlk is back. He’s bored and back to messing around with people. He takes away Kara’s memories, leaves her with no phone and no ID, drops her in Gotham City and watches as the magic happens. Kara bumps into people and they call her Supergirl. People keep asking her why she isn’t wearing some sort of suit. She bumps into other people and they call her Kara, which just confuses her even more, because how could she be two people? In her journey, she comes to find out that she’s married - but has no idea to whom - and that she could fly. Lena Luthor, CEO of L-Corp, keeps trying to seduce her, which ultimately confuses Kara even more.

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    After years of searching, Hermione has discovered the reason she can't have a child. Ten years post-torture at the hands of the sadistic Bellatrix Lestrange, the thought never once crossed her mind that the evil witch would've been to blame. Unfortunately, the only way to break the curse is to enlist the help of someone who both has Black blood and the Dark Mark...

    Only one person fits that category, and of course, it would be Draco sodding Malfoy.

    He's certainly changed a bit over the years, but he hasn't changed enough to not expect something in return, the entitled git. And yet...

    He may be quite a different than she imagined him to be.

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    The first ridiculous thing he’d thought today was what if I’m a frost giant. The second was maybe I should check. The third was what he was thinking right now as he stared down at his own blue hands holding the handles of the Casket of Ancient Winters.

    You know, he thought to himself, a crocodile would never have to deal with this.

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