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  1. 40

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    "Here, keep the change." The Dude said, handing Tommy a twenty.

    "Sir, idiot, moron, this is a drive thru."

    They stared at each other.

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    Tommy's just trying to pay bills and a new regular seems to ruin his job. And take a weird interest in him. Oh, his roommates are also being really strange.

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    When nobleman Will Graham is captured by the Baltic Pirate Captain Lecter, he could never have guessed that the man would change his life, would help him become one of the most revered Pirate Captains in all the seas, right alongside Lecter himself. He couldn't have guessed that they would fall in love as fiercely as they did. So when they are forcefully separated one night by the Royal Navy, who find Will and take him back to his former life, it's no wonder that Captain Lecter promises death to whoever was responsible for revealing who Will was to the Navy.

    Years after their separation, Lecter hears of a Captain by the name of Will, a young man who has brown curly hair, light eyes and fair skin, who is the Captain of Flying Dutchman and sails the Caribbean seas, and he sets out to meet the new Captain, hoping that its his Will who has found his way back to the sea. Jack Sparrow gets word of the Baltic Pirates sailing south into Caribbean waters and finds himself dreading the visit from the Baltic Pirate Lord, because once upon time, when he'd been drunk, he'd given up the name of one of Lecter's people to the navy to avoid being locked up himself, and Jack's enemies always seemed to catch up with him in the end...

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  3. 56

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    Just a bunch of incorrect quotes by your favorite(and not so favorite) characters of Tokyo Revengers

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    In which Jimin's older brother gets a boyfriend, and one day, said boyfriend discovers Jimin's biggest secret. The only option that's left for Jimin is to do everything he orders him to do in order to keep him quiet and prevent his secret to be known, especially by his parents.

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  6. 9

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    "You don't have to love me,"

     

     

    "Heh, you actually don’t need to love me at all,"

     

    Luke... why would you say that?

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  7. 49

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    So what if Tommy hasn’t seen a horror movie before? Big fucking deal! Real life is scary enough anyway.

    Shame that Wilbur doesn’t agree with him and immediately starts plotting what the teens first horror movie should be.

    Cue to Wilbur, Phil, Technoblade and our favorite teenager all sat on Wilbur’s sofa as they introduce Tommy to his first horror movie.

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  8. 2

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    Adam had lost it all. Just because of one mistake. He never made any in his life so far, not a serious one. And when he was kicked out of the villa and his career is nearly crashed, he had to begin from zero. But luckely someone helps him out and soon Adam wanted to start a new campaign. But how will it work out?

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  9. 31

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    tinylancer: GUESS WHO SHOWED UP IN MY FUCKING ASTRONOMY CLASS TODAY
    hunkbakes: i’m going to regret asking this but
    hunkbakes: who?
    pidgey: oh no hunk why
    tinylancer: KEITH FUCKING KOGANE THAT’S WHO
    pidgey: hunk WHY
    pidgey: we could’ve pretended to be busy

    or the one where I wrote a klance group chat au in 2021

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  10. 20

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    Dean is pretty sure being even settles a lot of things, especially between friends. If you're on even ground things can't spill over the edge of the cup that easy. Until they do. Then Dean has to decide if and how he is gonna clean up what spilled.

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  11. 63

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    “I am not a ‘kid’,” the boy spits, drawing himself up to his full height of whatever feet and nothing inches. “The name given to me is Xiao, though some mortals know me better as the Conqueror of Demons—” he throws his head back defiantly, which is adorable, “—I am a yaksha in the eternal service of the people of Liyue, favoured by Rex Lapis, not some glorified troubadour.”

    Verr blinks.

    “Wow you’re... you’re an insane person, aren’t you?” She says.

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    Verr Goldet has run the Wangshu Inn alongside her husband for almost a decade. Their oldest patron insists he was there first.

    Or, the building of a sanctuary. Told in olive branches refused, taken, and freely given.

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  12. 34

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    Will and Hannibal Lecter return to find both their siblings tangled up in each other, much to their dismay. Nigel gets verbally smacked around.

    Flashbacks to coitus, don't worry.

    "I will never leave out the smut, no matter what." - KissTheCannibal 2015

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    “You were having a nightmare,” he’d said, when Remus asked.
    “You don’t have to climb into my bed every time I have a nightmare, you know.”
    “I have since we were eleven, haven’t I?”
    (Remus couldn’t argue with that.)

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    Remus and Sirius find themselves in a predicament. Both are hopelessly pining after each other, and after James dares them to pretend to be dating, they find that time is running out and they'll have to admit their feelings sooner rather than later. Centers around Wolfstar but focuses on lots of other characters as well :)

    spotify playlist for this fic: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Fcvb8nKG6br2AF57YkigT?si=gUyEr61DQ4unAWHhXLvpdw

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    HEAVILY EDITED: 5.29.21 - 8.31.21

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  14. 16

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    After finishing what she set out to do, the Sole Survivor sends a gift to each of the companions, one last goodbye. Gives an ending to the game and each of the companions.

    Some angsty stuff to flush out the relationship with all the companions and give them a little ending note. Assumes a Railroad ending as the Sole Survivor finds she can no longer face the looming threat of the Brotherhood retaliation nor the crater where her son used to be.

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    Joe and Nicky meet in collage and fall instantly in love.
    What follows is a life that, while not always perfect, is always full of love. Life may through them curveballs from time to time but they face them the same way they face everything- together.

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  17. 32

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    Peter hurts his leg while out on Spider-Man duties and, despite his enhanced healing, has to sit on the bench for the next week or so. But that doesn’t stop the streets of New York from needing his help. So, who better to step in than Bucky Barnes, the former Winter Soldier himself in the flesh- and… metal?

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  18. 16

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    Repost!

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  19. 25

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    Here are all my Johnlock smut fics - all can be read separately, as stand-alone. Enjoy!

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  20. 53

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    Love is a force of nature, it has the power to change lives. What if Ennis gave in to Jack's dream? The story would change. What would happen to the lovers, their wives, their children? How would the story end then? Rated for language & adult situations.

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