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    Peek into the life of everyone's favorite family, their friends and enemies as they all try to co-exist in the same neighborhood! Enjoy a series of stories about the bizarre lives of the amazing Joestars!

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    55,402
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    910
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    The year is 1890 and Unova has decided to unify its Trainers beneath the Pokemon League banner. To elect its first Champion, the brilliant mind of Stephen Steel suggested the Steel Ball Run: a cross-regional race to collect eight precious Badges from President Valentine's chosen Trainers. Enchanted by the prospect of becoming Unova's strongest person, over three thousand people gather and make up the contestants of the Steel Ball Run.

    Johnny Joestar, a paraplegic ex-Trainer, was attracted to the Steel Ball Run based on its spectacle but when a mysterious foreigner turns up, he enters the race determined to learn the secret of Gyro Zeppeli's peculiar Spin technique. What begins as a selfish goal unrelated to the Championships turns into an epic quest to win all eight Badges and take the crown as President Valentine seems to have some sinister connection to Team Pax Unova: a group of thugs in search of the legendary heroes of Truth and Ideal. Along the way, Johnny will learn many things if he is to become the very best.

     

    Update Schedule: Tuesday midday

    Affiliated with the @steelpokeballrun tumblr

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    English
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    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2923
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    Izuku has a Quirk. Its function is simple and it certainly isn't flashy, but the implication of what it can archive... now that is another story entirely. The ability to travel between dimensions might not do much on it own but in a hand of someone like Midoriya Izuku, it might turn him into one of the most powerful heroes in the history of humanity. Might. The multiverse is not a place where morality and reality can survive very long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,325
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1899
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    Jonathan Joestar's once-idyllic childhood is shattered when his father takes in the children of the man who saved his life. Where he once thought they would become as close as blood-siblings, they instead make it their goal to destroy his life and drag him into despair itself! Marcus Cutler, secretly actually Martha Cutler, and Judith 'Jude' Eydris both have talents unlike any other, but that does not mean they will triumph! Jonathan's still has hope of victory.

    And so begins a hundred-year battle between the Joestar family and the Despair Sisters! The battle between Hope and Despair begins.

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    English
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    206,916
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2466
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    "Diego took a step back. Memories of Johnny flooded his mind and they were impossible to reconcile with the girl in front of him. Johnny couldn’t shut up if he tried. He hated being pitied like this. He would never dress up like a girl. If this really was him…

    If this really was him, Valentine was putting him through his own personal Hell."

    SBR Bad End AU

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    9,087
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    583
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    Love thy neighbor. Literally. So much, that all you ever think about is fucking him whenever his wife's not home.

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    13,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
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    After his defeat, Dio's in for a dose of reality.

    This is the one where Dio's living a train wreck, Diego gets caught in the crossfire, Doppio struggles to put out the flames, Diavolo accidentally sets himself ablaze, Pucci's prayers aren't working, Kira just wants off, Valentine doesn't know what to make of it, Kars enjoys the show, and Giorno gets dragged along for the ride.

     

    Due to unfortunate circumstances, all the bosses wind up living together.

    Series
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    English
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    57,841
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    501
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    10452
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    a bunch of lucy-centric vignettes intended for my fic Small Steps, Heavy Hooves but never used

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    English
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    281
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    10
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    His gentle touch, His pure smile, his beautiful looks. You truly couldn't dismiss him from your mind.
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    REQUESTS OPEN!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,836
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    552
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    This is an anthology series full of smut with many different characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Over 90% of the characters in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure will be in this series.

    Most parts will be AU themed

    Part One: Zombie Apocalypse
    Part Two: Stargate
    Part Three: Angels and Demons
    Part Four: Battle Royale
    Part Five: Porn Industry
    Part Six: Pirates
    Part Seven: college/university
    Part Eight: Not Themed

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,548
    Chapters:
    1/63
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1627
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    This is an anthology series full of smut with many different characters from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Over 90% of the characters in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure will be in this series.

    Most parts will be AU themed

    Part One: Zombie Apocalypse
    Part Two: Stargate
    Part Three: Angels and Demons
    Part Four: Battle Royale
    Part Five: Porn Industry
    Part Six: Pirates
    Part Seven: college/university
    Part Eight: Not Themed

    Language:
    English
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    2,548
    Chapters:
    1/63
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    757
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    One day you get an interesting offer from your friend to join in the making of a new TV show as one of the main characters and you unfortunately accept. A mess of misadventures and weird feelings starts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,391
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    227
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    Steel Ball Run as a modern heist AU. Johnny Joestar was ready to give up the thrill of the chase when he's dragged into a simple job that seems too good to be true. It is.
    No major warnings, will update as new chapters are released.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,632
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    928
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    In an AU where Stands are seen by normal people in the world means that the User is to be contained in a secure location called, 'The Speedwagon Foundation'. The facility is extremely large, sanitary, secure with the latest technology, and houses many doctors and scientists. The foundation helps take in Stand Users who don't want powers, Users that don't know how to use their powers, violent users, or Users that have no where to go. As long as one is not hostile, they are able to roam around the facility, have a room with another, and enjoy natural things while scientists help study them, eventually to possibly let them out into society. However, the more violent ones are studied thoroughly and given therapy. One method of this therapy however, is a more stable User meeting and talking with the more hostile one, in order to help draw them out and cooperate, and to live a somewhat normal life.

    Johnny Joestar however, didn't know he'd be in such a predicament. All that he was promised was food and shelter, until he's persuaded to talk to a subject dubbed, 'DBSM'.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115,063
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2915
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    I don't think I'll stop updating this. I need help guys, I have so many more to add.
    Dio and Jonathan still don't get along, but it's still funny.
    Inspired by 'thejasminator's vine
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYH4fvZXvWU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,742
    Chapters:
    100/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1759
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    When Gyro reveals hjs biggest secret to Johnny, he gets ripped a new asshole.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,670
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    447
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    Diego trades his anus in exchange for Manhattan, clap for this hooker

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    384
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    1890. In a universe where the Joestars never left England, Johnny and Diego grew up as close friends and fierce rivals. With sights set on fame and money, the two of them enter the first cross-continental horse race.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,888
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139
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    They say the fastest way to a man's heart is though his stomach

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,909
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    788
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    Beginning at an alternate version of the fight between Valentine and Diego/Hot Pants, this work will chronicle the adventure of Hot Pants and Diego as they return to Europe. With the Holy Corpse in tow, they set out to ship out the Corpse and to find Diego's father, Dario.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,832
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1035

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