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    Sherlock sat down next to him. "John, if there's anything you need to talk about, I'm sure Mrs Hudson is still awake."

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    John finally admits that he is struggling with his feelings for Sherlock. Sherlock lets him down gently and things go on as they were. Then John finds Sherlock planning various definitely-not-dates and John begins to think maybe he IS interested in moving their friendship to new territory?

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    I tend to think aloud into the void of Tumblr, so, you know, just in case... Lovefushsia is over there as well ;)

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    Sometimes she's their landlady/not housekeeper, but sometimes she's so much more.

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    A series of prompt-based one shots dealing with everything from spiders to teen!lock to milk to Beauty and the Beast to Sherlock getting his hair braided (Lestrade will never let him live it down). It ranges from parodies and crack!fics to angst and tradegy and will hopefully result in both tears and laughter in all those who read it. Any and all requests shall be written!

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    20/?
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    10
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    5 times the cast of Sherlock saw Tony and Sherlock together and 1 time someone observed them together.
    or
    The Sherlock cast finally meet Tony and don't know what to think.

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    John isn't looking forward to it when Sherlock says they have to go to America to finish a case. Sherlock on a plane? What a nightmare. But then, as it turns out, the git has a private plane he can use. That belongs to his brother. Who isn't Mycroft. Right. Then they board and it turns out to be a much more enjoyable trip than he originally thought.

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    Outside his window, the rain has lessened significantly since the afternoon. It looks as if the clouds have broke with the shear force of the earlier downpour, the heavens cracking through. Droplets fall in sixes down his window, blurring his view of the commotion below. Traffic lights, headlights, they look like a watercolor painting, pretty and aesthetically pleasing. The building across from his own is a tic-tac-toe board of black and yellow, warm light radiating from the little squares. He should be in awe, of the wondrous picture modern New York can paint sometimes, but his stomach twists with dread.

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    4
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    Silly, total crack parody of Adam Mansbach's adult children's book 'You have to fucking eat'

    John just wants Sherlock to eat!

    https://youtu.be/D0Vou9-Z0Is

    I own nothing!!
    Characters belong to ACD and the BBC respectively. Original story to Adam Mansbach.

    Pure satire.

    Unbetaed. Any mistakes are my own.

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    John wakes up in hospital with no memory of how he got there, but everyone tells him he tried to kill himself. Well, almost everyone. Sherlock's stuck somewhere between "Why?!" and "How dare he?!", and basically refusing to talk to John at all.

    None of it adds up to John, though. He's not even depressed, let alone suicidal, but he can't get anyone to believe him or investigate. Meanwhile, there's someone out there who really wants him dead.

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    317
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    49
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    John and Sherlock try to talk about sex. John explains the evolution of his feelings from platonic to romantic for Sherlock who has a heartbreakingly sweet confession of his own. Smut ensues but is interrupted by a toddler. Twice.

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    14
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    91
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    6
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    2014
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    For the prompt:

    Sherlock using their safeword to stop sexual activities whenever he solves a puzzle or has a brilliant idea or has a breakthrough or has to check on an experiment or run out for a case (or anything else work-related). He does it a lot, and John is like >:| >:| >:| every time.

    (But of course as soon as he can get himself together and find his pants, he follows Sherlock, because he is John Watson. Although it makes him >:| at himself a little.)

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    Five times Sherlock safewords during sex because of The Work and one time he doesn't.

     

    Beta read by Sherlock1110.

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    John is (sexually) frustrated. Sherlock confronts her on it after dinner.

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    5
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    "Talkin' 'Bout You and Me and the Games People Play"

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    John wants to make out but they are to busy.

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    Well... yeah John has a bit of an obsession getting himself off whilst thinking about Sherlock. Can he overcome it or will Sherlock eventually give him a hand? (Omg I'm so sorry)

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    Sherlock appeared around the door frame.

    “I thought you’d gone out, were you sleeping?”

    John had clearly not been sleeping, his chest was heaving and he could feel the damp sweat on his forehead. “Yeah, yeah I was,” he said, nodding.

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    An unpublished account of the time Holmes and Watson investigated the murder of a gay couple, and it reminded them just how dangerous their own love is.

    "I do not think it is any sort of secret that I am beyond elated by my life here with Holmes and the adventures it grants the both of us. But this particular story is not about that, and it will never be published for our readers to partake in.

    It is a story about murder - because so many of our cases are – but above all, it is a story about love. That is why I am writing it here, in my personal journal that is always hidden below a false bottom in my desk. I must confess: I hope that one day someone will find this and read all of the wonderful aspects of my amazing life with Holmes that I dare not share with anyone at this time. It is also my hope that both Holmes and I are long since gone before that happens."

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    John finds out a secret about Sherlock's kink.

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    5/5
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    Sometimes, we have to push so hard before we finally fall off the edge and see what is below and that is what Sherlock trying to get John to do. He wants to show John what he is doing is only to end hurting himself or the ones he loves after seeing John having some issues lately.

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    Sherlock and John are literally on a case. Too bad Sherlock is bored.

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    Uh oh. Sherlock is bored.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    26
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    158
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    25
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