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    “What could I prove, and to what end would I prove it?” -Havelock Vetinari, Night Watch

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    Elephants? A flat world on their backs, with a tiny sun? Heimdall’s balls, has the Tesseract developed a sense of humor? What has it taken him to?
    ... Where there are people, there are (usually) minds. And even without his scepter, minds are Loki’s playground. He smiles. No inconvenient brother, no Avengers, no SHIELD. He’ll rule here within a month.
    And if they resist him? What can they do, but burn?

    When Loki escaped with the Tesseract in Avengers: Endgame, where did he go? Wherever he went, he surely found that lessons will be repeated until they are learned …

    The Avengers, Discworld-style. A crossover for Loki and the Tesseract, but otherwise an Avengers-AU Discworld tale.

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    14/?
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    Established V/V. Vimes has been working too hard because the anniversary of Koom Valley (the infamous battle where the dwarfs ambushed the trolls and/or the trolls ambushed the dwarfs) is coming up soon and always leads to trouble in the city. Vetinari is feeling a bit neglected but would never say so aloud...

    I haven't addressed Sybil in this one, so you can pretty much read whatever you like into the nature of the relationship...

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    A Collection of fluff and drabbles that pop in my head while working on larger pieces. Is a part of my lesbian triad AU but mostly focusing on smaller character moments and just playing around :)

    Got a request for a scene? Let me know!

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    For the first time in his life, Watch Inspector A.E. Pessimal is dating someone. But all is not well: His date keeps pumping him for money, then turns up dead. Working with Angua and a troubled new lance constable, A.E. chases a shadowy villainess through Ankh-Morpork's burgeoning gay nightlife scene. Will they catch her before she kills again? Will A.E. find love? Can werewolves beatbox? Find out!

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    10/10
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    Someone is writing Sherlock Holmes style detective stories about Vimes and he HATES it.

    That's it, that's the plot.

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    “What could I prove, and to what end would I prove it?” -Havelock Vetinari, Night Watch

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    Fancast + 1st book's plot including some elements from others (for example a murder attempt on Vetinari). Also I included Angua cos she is cool)

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    The Patrician was missing and the world was ending.

    That HAD to be a crime, right?

    (Essentially: how did the people of Ankh-Morpork deal with the events of Sourcery?)

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    mini recueil de mini fics sur le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork ;
    1ère vignette : L'art et la manière de suicider les gens sans se mettre le Guet à dos (ou pas). 2ème : L'administration du Guet selon Vimes et Vetinari. 3ème: Sur le Monde-Rond ça tiendrait avec du scotch... 4ème : C'est Sergent Côlon, s'il vous plaît !
    5 et 6èmes : Les Trolls, les Nains et le Guet.

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    The repercussions of recent events have only just begun. Unwelcome eyes have turned towards Ankh-Morpork, leaving everyone vulnerable when Vimes and Vetinari are drawn away from the city.

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    His Grace, his Excellency, the Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch has an issue with his Gooseberry, and it is up to the excellent customer service team of the Unseen University Thaumatological Park to resolve it.

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    On the left wrist of Samuel Vimes reads "Ah, good man, do you know anything about mating?"
    and on the right wrist of Lady Sybil Ramkin reads "Um, he can't?"

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    We all know that, somewhere in the multiverse, all possible realities exist. So doesn't it stand to reason that somewhere out there, the Disc is just another Pokémon region?

    These ficlets represent snapshots of what a journey in A Discworld-based Pokémon game would look like. They are not in chronological order, and it is entirely up to the reader whether they are moments from the same playthrough, or even whether the Disc is one region or many.

    I started this project a couple of years ago, and I was gonna post it when I'd completed thirty prompts, but I had to stop because my laptop broke. Earlier today I found an old save file that I didn't realise I had and thought, hey, maybe someone will enjoy this. Please let me know if that someone is you!

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    18/?
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    Sur l'île de Braise, Zuko rencontre quelques personnes qu'il n'aurait jamais cru revoir...

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    It started with the soot-dusted but still intact Sorting machine in the Post Office basement making worrisome whirring sounds before spitting out a handful of letters around dawn on a cold Octeday in December. Properly addressed ones too, with undoubtedly official stamps.
    They had been sealed closed in black ink with a deep-set V.
    And they were all addressed to Commander Vimes.

     

    In which Vimes is sent love letters from an alternative world where he's been in a romantic relationship with Lord Vetinari for years, forcing him to confront his own largely-ignored feelings for his lordship.

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    “It’s for charity, sir,” Carrot had said, well-intentioned enthusiasm radiating from his clean scrubbed face.

    “It would reinforce the Watch’s public image,” Vetinari had said, impassive and decidedly not smirking in a way that managed to imply that smirking had been considered as an option but ultimately dismissed, and was therefore actually more aggravating than a smirk would have been.

    “Oh, what a lovely idea!” Sybil had said. “Young Sam will love it, I must buy tickets for us both.”

    And that had been that. The thought of disappointing either, or worse, both of Sybil and Young Sam had been too awful to bear. And so, Commander Vimes, reluctant Duke of Ankh and enthusiastic blackboard monitor, found himself scowling over a sheaf of papers on the afternoon of Hogswatch eve, frantically trying yet again to memorise his lines.

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    It starts with a crime, but so do many things in Ankh-Morpork. What's different is how deep it goes – and how far. Of course the Watch becomes involved, of course the stakes are high and, of course, it all goes pear-shaped. On the plus side, Sam, Sybil and Angua travel to new places and cause new problems. Cheery gets to run the Watch and as for what happens to Fred, Nobby and the Patrician ...

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    11
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    While injured and unconscious, Vimes has several visitors.

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    15
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    11
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    Along his journey to the Dark Tower and in pursuit of the man in black, Roland's course is deviated after a violent encounter, leading him into another world he never could have anticipated or imagined.

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    27,160
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    190

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