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God Has Cursed Me For My Hubris And My Work Is Finally Finished by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), all of the fandoms - Fandom
13 Aug 2021
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Frank used to be afraid of spiders. Now, he’s in love with one, but will the power of Frank, Gerard, and Tobey’s chemical romance be enough to save the city from the ignoble Iron Man and the despicable Doctor Doom?
At last, the final Emo Maguire Saga installment has arrived, ending what is perhaps the world’s longest inside joke. So long and goodnight!Series
- Part 31 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Doctor Doge by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four, billionaires are trash
06 Aug 2021
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Tony Stark is evil, Tobey Maguire is his brainwashed minion, Elon Musk is Doctor Victor Von Doom, the Monarch and Supreme Leader of Latveria, and the only hope for humanity is My Chemical Romance, the saviors of the broken, the beaten, and the damned. Will the killjoys be what tomorrow needs, or will they need some help from your friendly neighborhood Fantastic Four?
This is not billionaire slander. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.Series
- Part 30 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Adopted By Jeff Bezos by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Marvel Cinematic Universe, evil billionaires being evil
30 Jul 2021
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I hate Jeff Bezos. Why did I write this?
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- Part 29 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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DeHaan of the Dead by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Loki (TV 2021), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
24 Jul 2021
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Harry Osborn was dead inside until he met Andrew Garfield.
I wrote an Amazing Spider-Man Warm Bodies AU for some reason. You’re welcome.Series
- Part 28 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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- English
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- 5,296
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Neil Breen Genesis Evangelion by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), My Chemical Romance, Neil Breen - Fandom, Twilight Series - All Media Types, evil billionaires, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lorax (2012), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Jul 2021
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This fic has more inside jokes than Neil Breen has broken laptops.
But you know, I’m something of a crack fic writer myself.Series
- Part 26 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Nick Carragay and the Gay Gatsby by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (2013), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), My Chemical Romance, Twilight Series - All Media Types, billionaires are trash
03 Jul 2021
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Nick and Gatsby are gay for each other, and you will NOT convince me otherwise. Also, there are evil billionaires, lesbian vampires, and your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Seriously, how have I written 25 of these already?Series
- Part 25 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Frnk Iero And The Depresbian Vampire Coven by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Twilight Series - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), H2O: Just Add Water
26 Jun 2021
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After Gerard is captured by the evil, space-obsessed billionaire Elon Musk, the rest of the team is joined by none other than Frank’s coven of lesbian vampires from Forks, Washington! Will they rescue the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned from his eternal doom?
I don’t know why I wrote this. Please send help.Series
- Part 24 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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I Brought You My Baby Yoda, You Brought Me Your Love by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, My Chemical Romance, The Mandalorian (TV), Venom (Marvel Movies), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
19 Jun 2021
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Baby Yoda is in this fic. Need I say more?
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- Part 23 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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- English
- Words:
- 6,755
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 171
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Come To The Dark Side, We Have Pizza by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Venom (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars - All Media Types, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
11 Jun 2021
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
It is a dark time for the people of New York. The evil billionaire Elon Musk has just launched two Spider-Men and their friends into space, trapping them inside his rocketship with the Green Goblin. As the lean, green, goblin machine teams up with the most feared Sith Lord in the galaxy, will the heroes find a spoiler-happy, symbiote-possessed ally of their own?
A joke, this is. Write this, why did I?
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- Part 22 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Let's Do This One Last Time by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Captain America (1990), The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988), Exo-Man (1977), Howard the Duck (1986), Neil Breen - Fandom
14 May 2021
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Gerard Way and his crew travel to an animesque alternate dimension, while Frank Iero, Tobey Maguire, and Spider-Ham seek help from a team of Earth’s mightiest heroes, but Thanos does not approve…
The grand finale of Emo Maguire Season 2. It sure was an electric boogaloo.Series
- Part 19 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Attention, I Have Been Murdered! by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Good Place (TV)
07 May 2021
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There was once an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died, but that’s not the end, not if My Chemical Romance and the Spider-Gang have anything to say about it.
Another weird fic from your friendly neighborhood pre-successful MCR/Spider-Man fanfic writer.Series
- Part 18 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Spider-People In The Frozen Pizzeria of Death by aardvark_french
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), My Chemical Romance, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Good Place (TV), Star Trek, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Yo Gabba Gabba (TV)
30 Apr 2021
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“So what do you do when you all get together?”
“Usually, we just point at each other and make fun of Andrew Garfield.”
Now that all of the dead supervillains from across the multiverse have mysteriously returned to life, the Spider-Gang teams up with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland to stop them. Meanwhile, MCR just wants to play the game and take the band real far, but will the Spider-People keep them safe tonight, or will they all fall down?
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- Part 17 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Star Trek, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
23 Apr 2021
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In Soviet Russia, fanfics read you.
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- Part 16 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Star Trek, The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
15 Apr 2021
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Upon their arrival in Forks, Tobey Maguire, the Way brothers, and the crew of the USS Enterprise find out that there is a critical lesbian shortage, and even worse, a coven of sparkly vampires has taken up residence in town. However, they soon get help from none other than Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter!
This is probably blasphemy, but I only believe in Geesus, so it’s okay.Series
- Part 15 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Rum n Bass by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Star Trek, Jaws (Movies)
09 Apr 2021
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After illegally downloading one too many Disney movies, Mikey Way turns into a pirate, dragging the rest of My Chemical Romance with him on a voyage across the sea. Meanwhile, Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire again, obviously) makes a few unexpected alliances as he desperately tries to save Frank and Gerard from Captain Glitterbass. Will he succeed, or will they all have to walk the plank?
TL;DR: This is the one with the whales. And the pirates. ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!Series
- Part 14 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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Pizza Is A Social Construct by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Troll 2 (1990), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, college - Fandom, Grinnell
02 Apr 2021
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire, obviously) goes on a mission to the corny wasteland known as the state of Iowa, and he discovers an homage to Grinnell College’s unofficial mascot. Also, ninjas fight wizards.
I’m not even trying to write fics that make sense anymore.Series
- Part 13 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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As Your Iron Dad I Expressly Forbid It by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Mar 2021
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Tobey Maguire and the members of My Chemical Romance travel to the future to confront genius/billionaire/playboy/philanthropist Tony Stark about his role in the Ugly Barnacle Initiative (whatever that is), but will a teenaged Spider-Man and a rogue AI get in the way?
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- Part 12 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The Master of the Wicket by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Good Place (TV), WandaVision (TV), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
19 Mar 2021
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Tobey Maguire and Torgo are two perfectly ordinary high school students at Pencey Prep Academy, but they like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet, so face it, they’re never going to make it. Meanwhile, Frank, Gerard, Mikey, and Tahani wonder what the hell happened to the thick-legged satyr and their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
The unholy high school AU that literally no one asked for.Series
- Part 11 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The Torgo Twitch by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
12 Mar 2021
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A mysterious cosmic force throws Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Tobey Maguire, Tahani-Al Jamil, and Ray Torgo back in time to 1960s El Paso, and the Master does not approve...
Welcome to Emo Maguire Season 2: Electric Boogaloo.Series
- Part 10 of The Emo Maguire Saga
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The End. by aardvark_french
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald, Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), The Good Place (TV), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
26 Feb 2021
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Frank is afraid of spiders. He’ll have to get over that if he wants to save the world from The Great Purple Menace.
God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is finally finished. Or is it?Series
- Part 9 of The Emo Maguire Saga