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there’s a world that waits for you by soundsandsweetairs
Fandoms: Muppet Treasure Island (1996), Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson
16 Jan 2021
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Jim, a harried linguistics researcher at the British Museum, gets a visit from a mysterious stranger with an offer to join an expedition to find the lost city of Atlantis.
Or, the Muppet Treasure Island Atlantis AU that literally no one asked for.
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Lilies and Kisses by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets - All Media Types
02 Jan 2021
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“..Can you repeat that?”
“I know it’s sudden, but I really need a plus one for my sister’s wedding,” Kermit explained and Fozzie shook his head.
“I get that, but you told your sister what?”
Sighing, Kermit took a long sip from his beer. “I told her we were dating."
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- Part 10 of My Muppets Fics
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Poof Goes the Gopher by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets (2011)
27 Dec 2020
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Taking both of Walter's hands in his and staring at them, Scooter felt his heart quicken. "I want to live with you one day," He blurted out, swallowing before continuing, "only you. Without Ken. I'm not...saying that too soon, am I?"
Widely smiling and shaking his head curtly, Walter started to lean in to kiss his partner when a sound from below the bridge startled him and sent him peeking. Gasping loudly, he pointed so Scooter's gaze would follow. The commotion under the bridge and overlooking the creek revealed a small black kitten hissing as a raccoon cornered it. Without any hesitation, Walter ran off the bridge and to the side of the creek, Scooter clumsily following behind him. Sliding down the creek, Walter glanced between the scene and Scooter, clasping his own hands together in thought.
"What should we do? We have to get that raccoon away from that poor cat!" He whined out, searching around for a way to distract the larger animal. Nearly frozen in fear, Scooter let out another gasp as Walter grabbed his black and gold fairy wand prop from the hem of his skirt and chucked it at the raccoon, causing it to hiss at him and scurry away.
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- Part 9 of My Muppets Fics
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look and you will find me (time after time) by longneckmfer
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Most Wanted (2014)
16 Dec 2020
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O my Luve is like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June;
O my Luve is like the melody
That’s sweetly played in tune.
- 'A Red, Red Rose' by Robert Burnshey all! this is just a little series of blurbs i wrote for certain muppet ships given to me by the muppet twt gc!
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The Assassination Of Hope’s Peak Academy by rancidporkferret
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppets Most Wanted (2014), The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets (2011)
16 Dec 2020
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Kermit, also known as The Ultimate Muppet, goes to pick up his good friend Nagito from his new school. However, once that happens, things go awry and a ton of weird shit happens!
(This fanfic originates from my wattpad account which has the same username as my ao3 account here, but it deserves to be in a better place so I’m publishing it here).
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The Muppets: Most Knotted by BarryJay
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), Muppets Tonight, The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Muppets From Space (1999), The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), Muppets Now (TV)
08 Nov 2020
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The Muppets once again find their (porn?) studio in peril and must make a movie to save it! Of course hijinks ensue and plans don't go as planned. Turns out when it's Muppet Mating season things can get complicated.
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This is a parody work inspired by The Erotic Clubhouse available on Dropout.
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Muppet Wash! by ImGonnaWriteAFanfic
Fandoms: Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, The Muppets - All Media Types
20 Oct 2020
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Marco helps the Muppets when they are dirty!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 151
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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Why Don't We Get Things Started? (The Muppet Show) by fairlightscales
Fandoms: Poldark (TV 2015), Poldark - All Media Types, The Muppet Show
03 Oct 2020
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That Muppet Show Episode where Dem was hosting...
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- Part 18 of 33 and 1/3
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Taken from my Wattpad (NOTE: THE CURRENT CHAPTERS SRE FROM 2018 SO IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE SHIT, BUT THE LEW (still writing) AND LIPS CHAPTER WERE MADE AS OF PUBLISHING THIS)
Rowlf's an alcoholic
Fozzie has depression
Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg
Scooter developed Anxiety
Swedish chef has a eating disorder
Lew is broken
The electric mayhem are arguing
Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore
Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts
Miss piggy is an adult film actress
and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymoreIt's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together
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A Muppet Valentine's Day Special! by magical_octopus333
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
29 Jul 2020
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Its a Muppet Show Valentine's Day special!
Bunsen's brilliant creation is unveiled on Valentine's day, and chaos ensues for a certain orange-haired Muppet.
Meanwhile, can our guest get through the day with the most chaotic bunch around? Find out! -
Popcorn and Zombies by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015)
23 Jul 2020
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It took Scooter a minute to even register that Kermit was indeed asking him to give Walter a quick tour of the studio and within minutes the frog left them alone, and Walter let out a sharp breath, catching the gopher’s attention.
“Wow, Kermit is just so amazing! I still can’t believe that I’m actually here, and,” He looked over with wide eyes at Scooter, “and with you and all the other Muppets, too!”
Shaking his head and letting out some of the nerves bundled in his stomach, Scooter gave the other a smile. “Yeah, Kermit is pretty amazing. He’s always been like a father to me.”
Without any hesitation, Walter blurted out his own thoughts. “I always had a crush on him.”
Right away the two looked at each other in silence for about a minute before clearing their throats. “So, where are you showing me first?”
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- Part 7 of My Muppets Fics
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Muppetstein; or, The Modern Prometheus by 3dnygma
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Frankenstein - Mary Shelley
21 Jul 2020
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The Muppets are producing their latest adaptation of a beloved classic! (with varying success)
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Baby Pictures by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015)
19 Jul 2020
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He stared at his computer screen and tried to think of a punchline to the joke he was working on, but his mind danced around what he had heard his sister say.
‘I’m not related to him.’
Why would his sister say that? Of course she was related to him! He did find it odd as a kid that his sister was a koala and he was a brown bear, but he never knew his father and just always assumed his father was a koala. So, he must have made her angry at some point. If she were angry, maybe she would claim she isn’t related to him. It was the only possibility that made any sense to him.
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- Part 4 of My Muppets Fics
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Pizza Pig by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015)
19 Jul 2020
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Fozzie hosts a surprise birthday party for Kermit. Miss Piggy is still upset that Kermit broke up with her, and buys them tickets to a romantic comedy for his present, but Kermit decides enough is enough.
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- Part 1 of My Muppets Fics
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[podfic] It's Not Easy by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show
25 May 2020
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For the sake of PR, the Avengers make an appearance on The Muppet Show. For the prompt: "MCU/The Muppets, any, it's not easy being green" for Cracky Crossovers day at comment-fic on livejournal.
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Exquisite Felt by Gement
Fandoms: The Muppet Show, James Bond - All Media Types, BLUME Judy - Works, Rent
22 May 2020
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It's the Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, celebrity librarian Nancy Pearl! Yayyyyy! *kermit arms*
Banned Together censorship prompts, as written by the Muppets in an Exquisite Corpse round-robin. In this variant of Exquisite Corpse, each player can only see the last sentence of the previous segment.
Mayhem ensues. Obviously.
[Note: This is not a 'make it terrible' verse. It will be written sincerely in full Muppet style; viewers of the original show may recall just how much they got away with. Context beats content every time.]
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(author's) For the sake of PR, the Avengers make an appearance on The Muppet Show. For the prompt: "MCU/The Muppets, any, it's not easy being green" for Cracky Crossovers day at comment-fic on livejournal.
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“Say, Janice? How did you know you were in love with Zoot?”
“That’s easy. The universe told me.”
“Maybe I need a universe translator, then. What’s love supposed to feel like, anyways? Is it supposed to make you feel sick and jealous of every little thing all the time?”
“Definitely not, Piggy. Love feels like finding a four-leaf clover on your unluckiest days.”
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- Part 3 of My Muppets Fics
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Muppets Meet the (New) Classics: The Terror by ozymegdias
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), The Muppets - All Media Types
12 Apr 2020
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The year: 1846. Seasoned naval captain/fashionista Frances Pigathia Moira Crozier has made her hardest discovery yet: that sailing to the Arctic is no way to mend a recently broken heart. Rising star and war hero James Fitzjames has more than a few secrets up his sleeve. Former colonial governor Sir Sam Eagle is seeking to restore his dented reputation by finding the greatest prize of all: the fabled Northwest Passage. And caulker's mate Cornelius Hickey is, as far as anyone can tell, just here for the food. When disaster strikes, can this ragtag bunch of misfits- along with ice master Gonzo and kind-hearted ship's surgeon Dr. Harry Goodfrog- keep everything from going more pear-shaped than Lt. Fozzie's head?
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[podfic] Nighttime in the ER by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Grey's Anatomy
23 Mar 2020
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Seattle Grace is nothing if not busy, bustling with the sick and the wounded and the slightly disturbed.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 40