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    Ford wants to take Arthur camping on a new planet but when Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin tag along his plans for a romantic weekend may be ruined before it even begins.

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    Arthur and Ford have arrived on pre-historic Earth along with a group of aliens who form the uesless third of their planet's population. Arthur is slightly despirited by their actions towards his homeworld and Ford tries to reassure him. Earth is still a beautiful place, is it not?

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    Zaphod accidently destroys the Improbability Drive of the Heart of Gold, causing an episode of uncontrollable improbable glitches, one of which ends up with Arthur and Ford trapped close together in a confessional booth.

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    Arthur likes Ford’s smile. He’s the only one. Drabble.

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    Никогда не ходите на бенефисы незнакомых художников на чужих планетах, да еще и с Фордом Префектом!

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    Takes place at a party. Ford is pining for a ‘spaceship’, which just might be a metaphor.

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    Arthur meets someone strange in a coffee shop. It all goes downhill from there.

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    "If you were on a ship," Arthur said, to no one in particular, almost as if shouting advice out to the world, "with a cute alien, you'd fall in love too."

    A story about a human and his alien best friend, on a ship with said alien's two - headed cousin, a quite dazzling lady, and a manically depressed robot.
    And how friendship blooms so beautifully into love.

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    Zaphod wants food porn fantasies.
    Ford wants money quickly.
    Arthur wants an easy life.
    But what they really need is someone who can fix a stolen space ship.

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    While waiting in a spaceport, Arthur tells Ford about his encounter with Agrajag, the being destined to be killed by him in any incarnation. Ford thinks it's the coolest space-time-anomaly.

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    The second arc of the epic crossover story Eram quod es, eris quod sum.

    Following the events of the Conspiracy Theories finale, two different doctors must each lead a crew of squabbling misfits on a quest to find the mysterious race of aliens called the Chula. They are the only race in the galaxy with the medical expertise to cure Gwen of her terminal illness, after all.

    In the meantime there is something much more sinister brewing, with possibly fatal implications for the entire universe.

    And, of course, since the TARDIS is involved, the intrepid explorers might not exactly get where they are trying to go. And the Doctor has that bad habit of accidentally collecting people....

    (Knowledge of all involved fandoms is not strictly necessary.)

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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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    Set at the beginning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The sofa disappears, leaving Ford and Arthur still stuck on prehistoric Earth. Arthur realises that he doesn't want to be alone again. Ford disagrees.

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    The challenge: "Give me a character/pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universes for it."

    The universes: Wild West, Cyberpunk, Shapeshifters, Fantasy/Fairy Tale, ...In SPACE!!, Apocalypse, Schoolfic, Emergency Services, Mirror Universe, Steampunk

    The chartacters: Seventh and Ace

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    Arthur Dent awakes with a splitting hangover and no memories of the previous night. Apparently, it was pretty eventful.

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    Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent are stuck on Earth, two million years in the past. They must come to terms with who they are to each other.

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    Zaphod's bored. Arthur's confused. Improbability abounds. Hijinks ensue.

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    В Путеводителе «Автостопом по Галактике» говорится кое-что по поводу случайных встреч. Встреча может быть случайной, а может, и нет.

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    Takes place immediately following Mostly Harmless, completely ignores And Another Thing (To be honest, I haven't read it yet)

    Nobody dies actually, Random finally finds where she belongs, and Zaphod takes Arthur's advice for once.

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