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    Heaven and Hell’s respective overachievers Michael and Dagon learn that the absolute worst punishment is overwhelming success.

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    Agnes Nutter was no fool. She was also an extremely accurate Seer. As such, she had a back up plan for her new prophecies - Aziraphale. Who becomes the recipient of said prophecies, moves his relationship with Crowley into something deeper and discovers a truth about himself that has been hidden for 6000 years. Crowley would just like to snuggle with his angel and not be a damsel in distress.

    Written for the Good Omens Big Bang over on tumblr.

    Amazing art by Ami V Dragnire.

    Thanks to the lovely and very patient luxuriant, who put up with my comma usage problems (Either 'Commas! Commas everywhere!' or 'Commas? Don't know her'.) and had the remarkable ability to read my mind and work out what I meant to say over some clunky word usage here and there.

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    "I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.

    Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...

    But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?

     

    *Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...

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    Ramsey’s been in this business a long time. One of the first things he learned was “Don’t catch feelings,” and especially “Don’t catch feelings for a cop.
    Whoops.

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    A fun case fic with mystery, romance, and a beluga whale.

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    In which Rumble and Frenzy think Soundwave needs a date, the narrator can't shut up, and things work out anyway.

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    Gabriel examined himself in the mirror. Bowtie, light hair in short curls. A camel hair coat. Yes, he thought. He could work with this.

    What if Gabriel used one of Aziraphale's spare corporations to get to Crowley?

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    “It's beyond me why Kawab would want to call you Deshret.” Ahkmenrah confessed after a few minutes of silence. “The Red Land is unforgiving. Confusing and ruthless. Set is the one in charge to rule it; we are nothing but pawns in his domain.” and therefore, victims at his mercy. The Vizier had to see something else other than his red hair in him to give him such name. But Sekhmet herself welcomed the Roman slave into their land; he was not a threat. He was not an agent of chaos. Leonellus would not bring despair or war to his land. Neither he would corrupt it with disgrace. “You are far from that.” while he didn't know Leonellus as much as he would want to, it was clear that there was no malice in him. No hunger for power, either.

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    A tragic story about a Roman slave and a Pharaoh.

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    Aziraphale began his extremely slow saunter downwards about 6000 years ago. Things had only gotten more interesting since.

    Or: Wherein Aziraphale faces Heaven and walks backwards into Hell

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    “We’re married,” Crowley says, trying the words out on his tongue, marveling at it.

    “We are,” Aziraphale agrees, “I remember. I was there.”

    “You’re my husband.”

    “And you’re mine.”

    Crowley grins. “You’re really ssstuck with me now.”

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    “Angel, bloody hell. Hi. You doing okay? Do you have any idea what’s going on?”
    It was quiet for a few seconds.
    “I’m sorry,” Aziraphale said then, still polite, but a bit perplexed. “Who is this?”

    *

    Crowley, upon finding that Aziraphale does not remember him, is very much Not Okay with the changes Adam made after the Apocalypse That Wasn't. He can't do anything but try and make the best out of it, though.

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    Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.

    Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.

    The apocalypse may have been averted, but not everyone is relieved. Heaven and Hell may not believe that they can execute the traitors, but they also cannot let Aziraphale and Crowley go unpunished. Unfortunately for them, two not-quite-so-normal boys have some rather strong opinions on the topic.

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    Crowley had thought that a rather large guinea pig was sitting on the table until he edged in closer and realised that it was a scarf. As it turned out, it was Aziraphale's first attempt at knitting one.

    And it was for him.

    Aziraphale did want to start over since he justified that the craftsmanship wasn't up to par, being his first scarf and all. Crowley loved the gift anyway, because it was the thought that counted.

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    Anathema nudged her knee under the table, swallowing her mouthful of congee. “Quit stalling, you’ve used every excuse now. How was your date!”

    Crowley groaned, stirring her coffee. “How the fuck are you so one-track minded? On a Monday? Why do you even give a rat’s arse if Aziraphale was a bastard?”

    Tracy picked at her food. “Dear, try not to deflect and this’ll be over just as soon as it’s started, yeah?”

    Anathema nodded vigorously, “You heard her. I have to know how much time I have left as your friend if he was as nice as I think he is.”

    “If you don’t let me talk, you won’t have long,” she sneered.

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    Throughout history, there are many events for which Crowley has taken credit despite not being anywhere near them. Then there are the Stonewall Riots in 1969.

     

    Or, in other words: Crowley is supposed to be there anyway, so why not ask Aziraphale for lunch and fuel a revolution? And fifty years later, they return to celebrate WorldPride.

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    No matter how mighty an angel or a demon can be, every one of them is subject to be endangered by their respective Achilles' heel-- hellfire and Holy water. Once in a while, a mishap in both Heaven and Hell occurs, such as a burst pipe or an illegal fire, that results in a full-out evacuation.

    It is humorous if the evacuation is viewed by the other side. To an angel, it is silly how only a rather large puddle is enough to warrant one, and to a demon, it is silly how only an ignited filing cabinet is enough to warrant another. Which is why when certain leaders are stuck inside of their office, the other side is called to escort them out. One member of the other side, at least, because few are brave enough to even consider it.

    This doesn't make it easier between the estranged duo of Lucifer and Michael, however.

    [Or: Michael escorts Lucifer after Hell became flooded by Holy water, and Lucifer does the same after Heaven got set on fire by Hellfire.]

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    When the world ends, Aziraphale will be called back to Heaven and Crowley will be banished back to Hell, separated for eternity - unless they’re willing to listen to Beelzebub and Gabriel’s plan. Which is Beelzebub’s plan, of course, but they need Gabriel to act as a shield against plant misters filled with holy water. But not everyone in Heaven and Hell is on board with Beelzebub and Gabriel’s leadership. When everyone at the top of the Ineffable Bureaucracy has their own ambitions, the chances of averting apocalypse yet again may seem random. You never know who will come out on top when the dice begin to roll …

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    Aziraphale ties Crowley up. They both enjoy the experience.

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    It's Armageddon; the players are set, the antichrist has been born, and end of all things is in motion. At least, that's The Plan. It might not come to pass if one grumpy angel and her sort-of-business rival, mostly-enemy, occasionally begrudgingly friendly demon compatriot have anything to say about it. If they want to continue living in a world with fast cars and grilled cheese and green things they're going to need to work together, as loath as they are to do it.
    As the apocalypse draws nearer and the stakes drive higher, they may just realize they've got more to lose than they originally thought. Will they pull together, or will their loyalties drive them apart? Can they save the world or was it all doomed from the start?

    The Nice and Somewhat Accurate Good Omens AU of rw, Witch

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    The company outing was the last place Crowley thought he would encounter shite-level sleight-of-hand party tricks, but here he was. 

    It was like watching a car crash in slow motion, on the 4k smart telly while he ate ice cream out of the tub in only his underwear because it was a Saturday afternoon and his Grindr date left the flat like thirty minutes ago after using up all the hot water and stealing a bit of his banana bread.

    …That metaphor got ahead of him. 

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    The angel on the other hand continues to thaw glaciers with his smile, completely unimpressed by the display of demonic power.

    “How was your nap, dear?”, he asks, and his voice is like liquid velvet, like wind in his wings.

    “What nap”, Crowley murmurs as an answer, two steps more and he is at his side, slithering his arms around the angel’s middle area, pulling him flush against his chest. As if he is doing it for centuries instead of mere months, his chin rests on his shoulders, the perfect height and the perfect place to burrow his nose into soft curls.

    He breathes in and smells neither angel nor heaven, only home.

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    Or the way to cope with working in customer service every bloody day of the year, including holidays, and writing soft husbands instead.

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