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    After the not-apocalypse, Hell comes up with a creative punishment. They force Crowley to go back in time and redo an assignment he previously lied about completing.

    Picks up after part 1 of the series, I would recommend reading that first.

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    Post Season 3, Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into their new lives together. When the perfect conditions hit, Aziraphale suggests a picnic with a hidden motive.

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    Herman Glace is a Community Investigator from the big city who is assigned a case in the far North, where a famous musical artist was murdered under unusual circumstances. With the help of a local indigenous Investigator, a mystery is unraveled with far reaching consequences...

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    The Second Coming has been called off, and Aziraphale is back in London. Unfortunately, the price he paid during a decade in Heaven has left him traumatised, depressed, and almost non-responsive.
    Crowley is ready to do whatever it takes to heal his friend, but some damage can’t be cured with a miraculous snap.

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    When God made the first angel, it was far too... everything. To solve this issue, She split that angel into two, then sent them to opposite sides of the Universe before endowing them with consciousness. Those two beings spend the rest of their lives feeling drawn to each other without quite understanding why.

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    Crowley drops the last box haphazardly on the stack in the bedroom with a soft thud and a hearty groan. The groan is less about the pain incurred by carrying the box, and more about expressing his displeasure at having to carry it at all.

    “Careful,” Aziraphale warns from inside the closet, where he’s dutifully unpacking a different stack and ticking items off his list as ‘arrived’.

    “They’re clothes, angel.”

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    Accompanied by Crowley to an undisclosed American festival, Aziraphale thinks about fireworks, flowers, and other things that bloom.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley sit beneath an olive tree and reflect on the ark and the rainbow, after the flood.

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    Crowley walked into the club that night in 1941 with a mission. Nowhere on his (mental) dossier did it say: 1) Acquire a second target. 2) Destroy both targets at (multiple games of) poker. 3) Come into possession of a building.

    Maybe that third thing wouldn't have been too big of a deal, except for the fact that: a) not only was he suddenly a landlord (because of course it wasn't a vacant building, that would be too easy), but b) he was suddenly the landlord of a "house of ill repute," as Aziraphale might say.

    What.

    AKA The Accidental Brothel Acquisition story.

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    “Come on then,” The Doctor challenged. “What species are you? What planet are you from? I can only help you if you let me.”

    “Tell this gentleman,” Fanny spat the word as though she believed him to be the complete opposite. “That nobody in this house requires his assistance.”

    Alison had had enough at this point. She was close to up and leaving the room and never returning when the doorbell rang again.

    “Mike?” Alison sighed.

    “On it,” Mike said, leaving the room equally as exasperated as his wife.

    “Expecting anyone?” Alison asked The Doctor.

    “I could ask you the same thing.”

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    What if when Jon and Martin save their world, they're transported not to The House on Hilltop Road, but to Button House instead? What if the Tardis picked up the energy from this interdimensional shift? And what if the forces of Heaven and Hell had something to say about it?

    Or

    Jon and Martin are in a strange new universe and they've brought the Fears with them; however shall our heroes cope?

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    He's willing to crawl into hell for her, this never-ending source of entertainment. She's on the tip of his tongue, blood scorching whatever space there is between them, two parties locked in a devil's dance.

    Original Sin chooses companions carefully, and Alastor has always been one for the hunt.

    After all, he is a creature of habit, aiming to please. Capable of becoming her favorite fantasy.

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    Crowley returns to camp for another summer of enjoying the fun as a camp counselor when he notices there's a bunch of new names on the roster! Perhaps a camp merge will not only bring new faces but new friends and perhaps? A easily flustered blonde who may be the one he's been looking for all these years? Maybe! Anything can happen at Camp Half-Crest! And oh boy, a lot has.

    Alternative Summary:
    Silly lil summer camp romance with an attempted murder mystery.

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    A fussy bookseller and a care-free journalist write a book about the End Times.
    The thing is, one of them is an angel and the other a demon. As if this wasn’t trouble enough, everything in their book suddenly begins to happen in real life…
    This is my retelling of Good Omens. It's fairly close to the original, but with a few twists and surprising turns, and lots of Spiritual stuff. Quite a bit of God and redemption themes going in here. Also took some inspiration from some fan-fics and cool fan art :)
    *Please let me know if I need to change the rating!!*

    (Will try to post a chapter every other week as I can. I'm a slow typer, however, so even though much of the story is written, it's not typed yet- or edited :)

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    An obvious fact's non-obvious significance to and across the Crown Prince's many subjects

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    “I’m great at doing what I’m told,” Crowley says. When Aziraphale’s brow furrows, he amends, “Under the right circumstances.”

    Aziraphale’s brow furrows more harshly. Crowley hurries to correct himself once more. “I’ll be great at it today. Look, do you want me to get on my knees or don’t you?”
    __________

    Crowley is bored; Aziraphale needs a break. Look, nobody's making any changes, alright? Nobody needs to. Everybody's happy as they are. This is just good-old-fashioned stress relief.

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    An AU in which two bounty hunters, and their love for each, butterflies into major changes for the Galaxy Far Far Away...

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    After a disagreement about Aziraphale's knowledge of snooker, Crowley suggests a bet. Unfortunately, neither of our delightful idiots considered that bending over tables might have some unexpected... consequences? rewards?

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    Crowley is tired. It had been an objectively bad week in general, and any hope he had of stopping (or at least escaping) The Apocalypse had vanished in the bandstand, just like his hope of ever being able to get his shit together and exist with his angel the way he really wanted to.

    A little heart-to-heart with Her was due.

    Or:

    Crowley has a breakdown and yells at God. After, the story progresses like canon and both angel and demon are dining at The Ritz. Was God as absent as they thought? Her Plan is ineffable, after all... ;)

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    Crowley has avoided jury duty for over 6000 years and now there's Hell to pay.

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    "Such sweet compulsion doth in music lie." – John Milton

    Ladislaus No-last-name has spent most of their life trying to define himself.
    At first, as a violist. Then, when the situation called for it, a traveling “Minstrel Extraordinaire”. But when he finally returns home from his days as an adventurer, he has little to show for it.

    A musical slice of life, kicking off after a traditional coming-of-age story would have ended.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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