15 Works in Football Player Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch

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    The fic where Simon finally does something about his obsession with Baz in his football uniform.

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    A lovingly created homage remix of the first chapter of BasicBathsheba and breadofgod incredible Local Hero, one of my all-time favorite fics that is so very dear to me. In this remix Baz plays American football and is a kicker in the NFL and Simon still works in a pub in Watford.

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    "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were in love with him."

    It's their fifth year at Watford and Simon is determined to prove that Baz is a vampire. As for Baz, he's coming to terms with the fact that he's in love with Simon Snow and the beautiful idiot won't stop following him everywhere.

    Cue stalking, fluff, late night conversations stuck on the wrong side of the draw bridge, the Humdrum being the Humdrum and Simon and Baz realising they are in love earlier than their 8th year.

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    "Simon Snow Salisbury is here. At my football game. And I want to set myself on fire."

    Simon and Penny go to a football game to support their uni team. Simon doesn't know what he's doing there since the star player, Baz Pitch, hates him. But a run-in in the bathroom changes everything.

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    Baz has been ignoring Simon and spending all his time down at the football pitch, and Simon is determined to get to the bottom of it. When Coach Mac asks Simon to be Watford's football announcer, Simon jumps at the chance, eager to figure out what Baz is plotting.

    (Baz, on the other hand, is decidedly less thrilled to see Simon in the announcer’s booth, considering the only thing he’s been plotting is a way to get over Simon.)

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    Football matches, snogging against a wall and cuddling. Supportive boyfriend Simon and soft boyfriend Baz. What else do you need in a ficlet?

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    How Simon helped Baz tear down his walls and just... be.

    Alternatively, Simon is obsessed with Baz, and Baz loves him despite the fact that he's a whole idiot.

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    What if Simon and Baz got together at the end of seventh year, and as the events of their eighth year unfold around them, they tried to keep it secret. From everyone. And, as expected, fail disastrously.

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    Chapters:
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    The whole school was watching the football game. Baz has been put on the bench through the game. Halftime was creeping up and the team was begging to put Baz in. What happens leaves everyone in the bleachers speechless, even Simon Snow who was watching. No one ever thought it would happen to one of the best players of Watford, but it did.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    just baz being a football fan and simon being totally done with baz being a football fan. also makeouts

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    Michael Torres loves football. His favorite team is Watford F.C. and his favorite player is a clever, speedy center defender. He meets a weird, curly-haired Watford fan at a Sunday match and it gets super mental from there.

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    1/1
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    Moving to London never would have crossed Baz Pitch's mind if it wasn't for his homophobic father. For Baz, moving meant leaving behind an altogether well-organized life.
    Now, the footballer has to adjust to his new life living with his crazy aunt besides coping with practice, school, work and proving himself all over again.
    Plus, the blue-eyed skateboarder at the park isn't making his life, or emotions for that matter, any less messier.
    But Baz wouldn't have it any other way.
    Because moving also meant freedom.

    Language:
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    51
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    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should I fix this

    BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?

    [UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you’re tech support?

    BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definitely am not.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    I look over Snow’s shoulder to see that he’s highlighted the whole page in his Chemistry book. He looks up at me and bites his lip sheepishly. Crowley, does he know how attractive he is? Maybe I’m actually incredibly stupid and Snow knows how deeply in love I am with him and he’s using his little lip bites and shrugs against me. That’s something he would do. The wanker.

    “That kind of defeats the point,” I tell him, shaking my head lightly.

    “But you told me to highlight what I don’t get,” he says, frowning as he looks down at the page. “I don’t get any of it.”

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    Words:
    24,420
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3971

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