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    "Sometimes I want to hurt you."

    Hannibal's face didn't change: "Why don't you?"
     

    In the Bahamas, on the island of Nassau, Will and Hannibal settle into another life. Or, try to, until an old friend tracks them down. And Will is made an offer: ten million dollars, and immunity from prosecution. All he has to do is take Hannibal out on his boat, put blood in the water, and drop him in the ocean for the sharks.

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    8/?
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    76
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    14
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    In which Arthur Kirkland is grumpy FBI profiler, Doctor Francis Bonnefoy is a really talented cook and Erzsebet Edelstein is the Head of the Behavioral Analysis Unit.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    10
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    2
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    Family stuff.

    That's the explanation he gives Hannibal, despite knowing that the man does know what's going on, will know even more.
    It's not his fault that everyone in his family is fucked.

    He can't help that the Doctor is so helpful, so handsome, so-

    That was wrong. He was his caretaker now, for Christ's sake.

    You can't fall in love with your legal guardian... right?

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    8,085
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    61
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    472
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    109
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    Leela stops for lunch and gets a nasty surprise when she finds out what's on the menu.

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    1/1
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    Short/-ish prompt fills from tumblr, general and nsfw.

    1. I’m a ghost and you’re a ghost hunter au
    2. nsfw: psychiatrist Hannibal and receptionist Will
    3. Receptionist Will and psychiatrist Hannibal
    4. “I’ve had a brain scan before and this is not my brain” & Will figures it out

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    15
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    181
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    16
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    “Say that I took the...fake relationship thing seriously,” Will said, carefully. “Say I wanted to fake like I was managing something I wasn’t to trick Jack into letting me get back to what I’m good at. How willing would you be to...help?”

    Hannibal leaned against his counter, eyeing Will with amusement. “If you are trying to propose I be your other person, your romantic declarations are quite lacking.”

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    835
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    177
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    A poem based on Avacyn’s transformation from Innistrad’s divine protector to its fiery iconoclast.

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    1/1
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    2
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    At thirty, Will Graham is finally evolving into his adult form, much to his consternation and his father's delight. But to Ezra Graham's absolute dismay, his emotional boy still refuses to hunt, feeling far too connected to the humans he grown up amongst. But at a hundred, the elder Graham know he's entering the last chapter of his life and won't be able to hunt for his fickle son for much longer.

    No, what his boy needed was a dominant mate to whip him in shape.

    It would be difficult. The Roux-Ga-Roux was a dying breed even in the old countries and were far more sparse here in the New World. But Ezra refused to be intimidated. If they left a big enough calling card, surely someone would come. To his utter surprise he finds two (two!) rather fine specimens responding.

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    Chapters:
    30/33
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    Prompt fill:

    Hi! Xmas dinner at Hannibal's and getting together over peoplenogg? Team sassy science plots to get them together but they needn't worry... it was meant to be!

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    2,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    424
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    Sometimes a road branches unexpectedly. For the Wizarding World, every now and again a dimension will go down a different path with interesting and unexpected results.

    In a world where the International Statute of Secrecy was never enacted, this plays out in a future where you can get a shot of charisma in your coffee - brought to you by advanced "science" instead of magic.

    For Harry Potter, this means a life where Tom Riddle was a psychopathic serial killer and cult leader rather than a terrorist, and gives him a unique look into the psychopathic mind, a look that lands him a job with the Behavioral Science Unit.

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    37,883
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    61
    Kudos:
    668
    Bookmarks:
    292
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    His work interviewing serial killers causes him to meet many strange people and make even stranger friends, but how is he supposed to explain that he knows the texture and the taste in his mouth, regardless of how fanciful the presentation on the plate in front of him appears?

    Language:
    English
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    4,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    1356
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    Hits:
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    Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.

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    Chapters:
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    Were he to ignore the conditions under which it took place, this dinner would doubtless have ranked as the best meal Abel Gideon had ever eaten.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    38
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    Harry, being tricked by Kreature, is sent to the realm his murdered great grandfather supposedly was from.He finds out that besides being a bearer he's not even a little bit human. He must learn how to survive as his only link home is shattered. Being babysat by a fox demon isn't that much fun nor is being kidnapped then trapped in the world of demons where bearers are rare among several species. His wit, sharp tongue when angered, and gentle nature is enchanting to many of the male demons roaming about. So much so that even A king falls in love. Mpreg M/M

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    179,561
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    113
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    488
    Bookmarks:
    168
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    History twitches slightly to the left. The teacup does not shatter. Will runs off with Hannibal and Abigail.

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    18,109
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    Part four of the "To Sow The Wind" series.

    Reading the whole series is recommended.

    The series is set after season 2 (begun during the HeAtEus so none of S3 plotlines have been used until this final part)

    Series Plot:
    Hannibal, a fugitive living in Italy, decides he needs to help his friend Will- by kidnapping him natch.

    Part I
    Hannibal tracks down a son Will didn't know existed, and uses the boy as a pawn in his plans to kidnap and woo Will. Since Hannibal isn't all that fond of children, he leaves the boy and takes the canolli ( I mean Will.)

    Part II-III
    Hannibal and Will become lovers and leave America ( Will may or may not be heavily drugged at the time.) Bedelia brings Will's kid to them with the intent to kill Hannibal and bring Will back home. Shit goes sideways, as it always does when Hannibal is involved.

    Part IV- Hannibal finds himself head of a little family. Is family life all it's cracked -up to be?

     

    (Author's note: Neither Will, Hannibal, nor the boy will be killed in this story.)

    Series
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    English
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    32,074
    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2985
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    post-s2, (very slight AU).

    Ciel Phantomhive is a demon, something he never chose to become. Sebastian is his butler forever, and although he has to serve, he does not have to do so happily. And Lizzie grieves, and grows up.

    Series
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    English
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    9,084
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1198
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    "Murder isn't bad behaviour?"

    "You're certainly warranting the act."

    "Eat me. Oh wait no, you actually might."

    In Cusco, Peru, they run a restaurant that deprives customers of their senses. Will struggles with the wars raging inside of him, and Hannibal can't handle much more of his anger. It's the blind leading the blind.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    765
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    The hunger has always been a constant thing, but it's never this bad.

    Peter has been ignoring it for over fifteen years now, why does it demand so much from him now? He never asked for this, he never wanted this, and yet here he was: alone, half-mad and half-starved, in some dark alleyway full of garbage and human waste.

    Then his world unravels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,164
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1302
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    There's a Hannibal that lives in Will's dreams. Will wishes that Hannibal was real life.

    Hannibal wants that too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    593

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