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    Hokuto found a diary-slash-food journal, and so, his food journey begins

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    Escaping Black Mesa couldn't possibly be the end of it—Gordon Freeman has never been so lucky. Now he's trapped in a world crawling with zombies and all manner of aliens that want to kill him, tasked with one goal: escape to Tommy's safehouse. The only problem is, he has no idea where to find it, and the only person who can help him is his worst enemy: Benrey. And when they seem more hellbent on fucking with him than helping him, Gordon wonders if they'll ever actually make it to their destination.

    A roadtrip AU in the post apocalypse, featuring zombies, skeletons, and two fucked up idiots learning to love.

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    A conversation between Hermione and Ginny as they prepare Harry's birthday cake for the year he comes of age.

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    she eats alone. cake and confection are burdened by a single tired mouth, a single tasteless tongue. she dines on sweets that slowly corrode her insides, sweets not meant for one. it is a glutton’s sacrifice. abstinence of the highest form.

    her stomach is full of emptiness. solitude is best shown through one set of silverware.

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    After the creation of the Grisha homeland, Alina and Alexander can finally settle down into life with the safety of their people ensured. Or can they? Svetlana and the Apparat have other plans, and the Crows are sure to cause some chaos in this new world, where there are now many more Grisha than there used to be.

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    It's Chongyun's birthday. Xiangling and Xingqiu throw him a party. It's pretty chill really, just a nice wholesome good time. Chongyun is a special boy and he deserves it you know.

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    "I wish, little star, that Lee Minho–specifically this one here, you know, this Lee Minho? You know. You're a celestial body. You get it. Anyways. I wish that this beautiful person in my arms could have a body that is exactly how they want it, that will do exactly the thing they want it to do–I think I speak correctly when I say, in this case, have all of the babies we could ever want. There. What do you think? That felt brief and to the point, right?”

    --

    Or, all Minho wants is to be able to have a baby, and maybe, just maybe, her silly boyfriend wishing on a whole meteor shower is gonna make that dream come true.

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    "I cannot have my bodyguard neglecting his health," Nandor stated. "Watching you shrivel away into a malnourished raisin would be very disturbing. And… I must admit, I am prone to forgetting what things are like for you as a human, and I cannot help but feel it is my fault that you have become unwell. So…” Nandor gestured to the tray of food with a beam of pride. “I am supplying you with the nutrients you need to be healthy and strong."

    ~

    Nandor wants to take care of Guillermo. His methods are a little unusual, but Guillermo doesn't have the heart to correct him.

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    Nayuta stood before the cutting board with his head propped up in his hand, elbow poised against the counter, as his other hand lay splayed in the air in Reon's direction. He was obviously waiting for something, wanting something, but it was hard for the dark-haired man to decipher what; there was a blatant answer of Nayuta wanting to take matters into his own hands, yet that felt more than improbable- near impossible, even. 

    A noticeable eyebrow raised snapped Reon back to the issue at hand. "Stop staring at me, stupid," Nayuta spat, fingers flexing as if to speak for him. "You'll fuck it up if you cut it yourself. Give me it." 

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    After a student Overblots, they are required to attend counseling sessions for an unspecified amount of time. Azul has gone through therapy for years, and believes that this is a waste of time. It always turns out the same. But without a choice in the manner, he complies, and is forced to face head on some of his past traumas.

    (A collab-counterpart to "A Much-Needed Pruning")

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    Park Jimin, a talented contemporary dancer, has been too harsh on himself lately, which has only made him more susceptible to getting sick. When that happens, Jimin’s six friends (students sharing an apartment in Seoul) and especially the youngest of the group, Jungkook, all try their best to take care of him.

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    When Dabi burned his wings away, it had been a kind of death. Hawks wishes Dabi had followed through and given him the real thing. Now he’s dead but not, just alive enough to know it, to witness his own extinction.

    It’s slow, like a spider pulling off a fly’s wings before the devouring.

    Or: Post-war, Hawks flees from the hospital and decides to shelter at a safehouse. But he's not the only one with that idea.

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    He’s not sure what Dean had seen on his face, but it must have been enough to grant him this wish with no questions asked, and he wasn’t about to examine this gift horse any further — for Castiel has something very special planned for Yule. Something that requires a fireplace for burning the Yule log, of course (Kansas winters being far too cold to hold a bonfire outside), but more importantly — privacy.

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    "Can I help you find anything, sir? Are you shopping for yourself?"

    The man's ears turn bright red above his mask as Kiyoomi watches and he takes some vicious satisfaction in embarrassing him after all that rude staring.

    "Yeah, shoppin' for myself,” the man actually admits in a distinct drawl, meeting his eyes, and Kiyoomi takes pause.

    in which sex toy store employee kiyoomi becomes smitten with the cute barista from next door
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    'Between their shared interests and enthusiasm, their prior loneliness, Kari's passion for cooking and Milo's apparent passion for eating, the two of them fit together like missing puzzle pieces. They both knew it deep down.'

    Kari is a compassionate girl on the geeky side with budding culinary talents. After her family had to move halfway across the country, Kari is unable to adjust in her new school where she is an outcast. To make matters worse, these teachers have a perchant for pair-up assignments. Naturally she no one to pair with for them but fellow outcast, Milo. Finding him a bit odd and even unpleasant at first, she learns that they have things in common and soon they form a special bond. But after she comes to understand him, she realizes something about herself that becomes the bane of her existence.

    Setup for a plot-based weight gain/feedism story featuring a BHM feedee and FFA feeder (yes) who discover and accept themselves. Please read the beginning notes for important info.

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    Did somebody say Mingli fic?

    Nie Huaisang was sitting in the aviary, feeling extremely pleased with himself, when Wei Wuxian bounced in and immediately demanded, “Are you trying to steal my shijie?”

    “What?” Nie Huaisang blinked at him with pretend innocence. “Wei-xiong, why would you say such a thing?”

    “Do you think I’m an idiot? Do you think shijie is an idiot?” Wei Wuxian continued. “I mean, what you’re doing is so blatant that Jin Zixuan noticed, and he is an idiot. So let’s try this again, Nie-xiong – are you trying to steal my shijie and marry her off to your brother?”

    “I sure am,” Nie Huaisang said cheerfully. “I mean, who would you rather have to sit with at family dinners, me or Jin Zixun?”

    tl;dr what if the lectures were at The Unclean Realm rather than Cloud Recesses?

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    “You’re crying.”

    That’s the Red Hood, standing in the doorway into the hall, a hulking figure filling the frame, head tilted in question and hands on a gun that’s pointed to the floor. He looks uncertain, head tilted to the side like a goddamn bird.

    “What?” Tim asks, because Tim is confused– he knows this is Jason Todd, kinda hard to miss with the red helmet and when the dude tried to blow up Dick and Bruce about a week earlier in the same outfit, but what the actual fuck is he doing in San Francisco–

    “You’re crying.” Red Hood repeats, forgoing a one handed grip on his weapon to gesture to his– well– his everything.

    Tim moves his hand up to his cheeks because he is definitely not crying over something as stupid as his dinn–

    Huh.

    Okay.

    Maybe he is.

    ✦✦✦

    Tim and Jason make food, drink and talk about parents. Jason was meant to kill this kid, but plans have a way of being derailed.

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    But these ones, where Caleb gets to watch the morning light spill across the peaceful planes of his partner’s sleeping face, he cherishes just a bit more.

    He wants to spend the rest of his life like this, with him.

    He wants to marry him. / Essek wants to capture this image in his mind forever. He wants to give Caleb this for the rest of his life.

    Light, he wants to enter che’valbylis with him.

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    Caleb Widogast and Essek Thelyss are deeply, happily in love. They have peace and each other. Neither could be more content. And then both realize they want to take another step. The customs of the Empire and Dynasty are rather different, however, and what is a wizard meant to do except research how to propose to his partner, with some help from friends along the way?

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    "Ed's never been skinny as long as Stede has known him, but he's definitely on the slender side. And sure, now that Stede thinks about it, he has filled out a bit over the last few months around the ribs and hips, but if one wasn't paying attention--or sharing a bed with him--one might not even notice."

    (A kink meme fill. In which Stede does his best to prove to Ed that having a little bit of a tummy isn't the worst thing in the world.)

    [See the author's note for more information about the tags.]

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    “Schrodinger put his cat in a box with a bottle of poison. He closes the lid. The cat is alive or dead— In this state, the cat is neither. He leaves the box closed. You are the cat.”

     

     

    All Danny Fenton wanted was to be normal. He had to work harder at it than most of his peers. Normal wasn’t exactly an option while being the Phantom of Amity Park. Of course, that all changes when Danny accidentally outs himself to his bully, Dash Baxter. Between dances, big games, school plays, and violent biker demons— Danny’s got his hands full. What may be surprising is just how much Dash cares about the human underneath the ghost…

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