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    12:05 am, he said "goodnight."
    4:43 am, he said it again.

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    “So, that’s the guy.” Kavinsky says. His eyes are transmitting a message but Ronan’s not on his frequency. “He’s nice. I like him.”

    Ronan shoots him a resentful glance. “What the fuck are you trying to tell me right now? Adam’s dating that prick, I don’t have to be happy about it.”

    "Well Lynch, that's nice to hear. I’m not 100% on this yet, but I think I’m gonna steal Parrish’s boyfriend.”
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    Ronan and Adam fall apart and then back together. Also, Kavinsky is there.

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    When a lonely midnight radio host (MC) and a devastatingly handsome chef (Zevran) meet at the local LGBTQ center, sparks fly.

    Featuring loads of food, music, and silly pining!

    ~ MC (Main Character, lol) is ace-spectrum and nonbinary. This is based on my own experience as an ace-spectrum, trans person.

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    It started like this:

    Geto Suguru enrolled in the Tokyo Metropolitan Academy, and when he reached the dorm room he was assigned to, he realized he had a roommate.

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    It's a courtship that unfolds through sharing notes, headphones and sweets.

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    Wei Ying chokes out a strangled laugh. She clicks her phone off and pulls her legs up to her chest. She sits in the middle of her half-made bed, her tangled comforter bunched up under her.

    She isn’t horny, Wei Ying thinks. She doesn’t need to get laid. She…takes care of things! She’s self-sufficient!

    Huaisang is projecting, probably. Wei Ying should ignore them. She has a flu, that’s all. What else could explain the dull ache in her muscles, the twitchiness, the leaping flame of her temper, the squirminess, the longing for touch, the…oh. Oh.

    ☾♡☽

    Wei Ying is sexually frustrated. Wei Ying is in (unrequited) love with her best friend/roommate, Lan Zhan. These things are absolutely not related.

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    Acacia, a daughter of the Baggins family, and her road towards becoming the wife of the Judge Thorin "Oakenshield" Durinsson

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    The last place Hawkeye expects BJ's journey home to end is his own front steps

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    An axe in one hand, shield in the other—those are about the only certainties in Eivor's life. Lately though, he's been having ideas of what else might belong in his hand—flour, for example, or a sack of grain. Or maybe someone else's hand...? Regardless, Eivor's not going to dwell on such things. As he tells himself every morning while deftly avoiding his fated meeting with the alliance map, I don't even like bread.

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    Lawyer Ben hates his job and is bored with his life until he meets a wild child roller derby queen with a passion for chicken biscuits and killer robots.

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    — Группа профайлеров, — сказал Ван Ичжоу, — пришла к выводу, что этот человек является сталкером Сяо Чжаня. Он хорошо разбирается в отрасли, возможно, работает в ней. Этот человек считает, что делает Сяо Чжаню одолжение. Однако довольно часто гнев сталкеров обращается против самой цели. На данный момент Сяо Чжань находится в серьезной опасности. Ты назначен его личным защитником.

    (Или AU, где офицера Ван Ибо назначили защищать айдола Сяо Чжаня. Вот только айдолов он, мягко говоря, недолюбливал)

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    Getting caught eventually was probably inevitable. Mobius showing up at the prison with a job offer courtesy of the CIA? Well, that was pretty much the last thing that Loki expected.

    Soon he finds himself in a situation he never could have imagined: using skills honed over a life of crime in service of a government agency, all the while trying to balance his new job with his extremely inconvenient feelings for the only person who trusts him. When, after months of successful missions, he unwillingly becomes a pawn in a plot that has deadly consequences, that trust is put to the test—but he’ll be damned if he’s going to let Mobius down.

    (A continuation of the Art Thief/CIA Agent AU. Updates weekly on Sundays)

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    Iruka is ordered to be the cook for Kakashi' s birthday. The problem is that Iruka doesn't really know how to cook. Fortunately, Iruka will meet a lovely cooking teacher bearing the sweet name of Sukea, who will make Iruka forget the painful loneliness that haunts him.

    Or when Iruka falls in love with a man who turns out to be... someone else.

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    separating from each other is more difficult than expected, when emotions are so tangled up. They should not be together, they should not be together. but love and grief are too entwined and there's no good way this can end.

    chu shuzhi's pov

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    Red finds Sans snooping around his secret cellar and after a lot of blundering around, tells him; "Pick somethin'."

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    What a pair they make, huh. Venti with his twitching fingers and darting gaze who can only sleep for four hours in one go if he gets lucky, Xiao with his slow wariness and set-in-stone routines who shuts his eyes every time he’s on a subway for more than thirty seconds. He’d laugh if it was even a little bit funny.

     

     

     

     

    On a night when nothing is special, Venti and Xiao have a conversation.

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    “'Gerry,' you reply dumbly, taken by surprise. You haven’t seen Gerry Keay in over 10 years, even before Gertrude died and made you head archivist. You shake your head a little and try to clamp shut your jaw that had popped open in shock. You thought… well, you thought Gerry was dead.
    Not only is Gerry not dead, but he seems very much alive. His cheeks are a little red from the icy air drifting through Chelsea, and they dimple as he smiles tauntingly at your discomfort."

    This fic contains feedism themes. A particular mix of plot and kink and fluff and sadness, very much about Jon and Gerry's relationship.
    Jon always had a crush on Gerry when they were working together in the archives under Gertrude. And then Gerry died. Jon became the Archivist, and moved on with his life. Then Gerry shows up on Jon's way home from work, and all of his feelings come rushing back. Gerry looks happier... and rounder.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley meet at Anathema's beach house as guests for the summer. Neither of them think they're ready for a relationship but when they find themselves sharing a room, things will get complicated.

    A getting together, summer romance.

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    Steadily throughout the evening and still as warm as it was earlier, this mug of chocolate was never empty as Harry savored his every sip. Because the sweetness of its kisses and the murmurs he felt were proxies of his husband’s when Tom refilled this with a glance. That Harry — he could trace it when he eyed Tom from the blankets, the pillows and the cushions hugging him to their bed. And it touched him by how subtle his husband wanted to stay with him as Tom tended to his wants and nursed him back to health.

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    It's Autumn, and everyone adapt to the new future the best they can. Jiang Yanli cooks, Jiang Cheng plans, Nie Huaisang paints, the Wens farm, and Wangxian go hiking!

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    As the seasons come and go, so do people.

    Osamu has long since accepted that fact, has learned to be fine with being frozen in time while his friends and family move on, and away. He has made his peace with playing the supporting character in the fairy tales of his loved ones. He knows that his place is at the sidelines. He's okay with that.

    Enter: Akaashi Keiji.

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