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    Bucky Barnes has finally come home.

    A year and a half after the events on the helicarriers, desperate for a safe haven and a chance to finally rest, Bucky takes Steve at his word and returns to the dilapidated row house in Brooklyn where he and Steve once lived.

    Room by room, he slowly starts to fix up the house as he works on his own recovery, while Steve starts to circle closer and closer. It's not easy; it was never going to be easy, and as Steve and Bucky draw even closer to each other in their dance, there are new steps to learn and old wounds to heal.

    But nothing has ever been able to stop these two boys from Brooklyn, and as they start to share food, trips to Home Depot, late night runs and eventually laughter, it turns out that Bucky isn't the only one who needs help healing.

    That's only if Steve can get Bucky to believe in himself and the life they have started to build together, and convince Bucky to stay.

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    2/?
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    6
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    17
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    3
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    138
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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

    -

    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    English
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    82,331
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    19/?
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    434
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    1033
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    179
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    12245
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    There can be worse things, Rey supposes, than being stuck in this English Romantic Poetry class. Professor Ren—or if you prefer, Professor Byron—is dark, moody, and mysterious. But they run into each other constantly, blessed by fate or sheer luck, and she can no longer deny that there's something inside of both of them that only the other can understand.

    Or: Romantic poetry and conversations over black coffee. Dark and light, parchment and leather, push and pull. A companionship borne through snippets. And eventually, their greatest lesson: how to face the past.

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    English
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    33,683
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    311
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    82
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    4279
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    RayK forgot to feed Turtle for a few days. Turtle doesn't like it and wants to figure out what's wrong with him.

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    English
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    892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    4
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    82
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    After the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape lives a quiet life as a biochemist in San Diego. His body is slowly deteriorating -there's only so far he could undo the organ damage created by Nagini's venom. Not to mention the side-effects of his high-potency, experimental antivenom potions. But just as his physical and psychological suffering is becoming too much to bear, a comet enters his atmosphere, as if to brighten his final long orbit around the sun. Or, rather... not a comet, but a moon. Set ten years after the events of book seven. Hurt/comfort, angst, weight appreciation, and food kink/feederism related elements.

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    English
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    31,147
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1481
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    Will stares resolutely at Hannibal’s chin as he speaks. Vitriol spills from his mouth like polluted water.

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    English
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    804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    139
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    Artemis and Zatanna go out for ice cream and think about the future. Based off a Softer World prompt. Snaibsel. All oneshots in the series are unrelated, can be read without reading others.

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    English
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    934
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
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    menu for a nine course dinner, plus further notes.

    (alternately, food as a metaphor for feelings, not just love.)

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    4,228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    The one where they get married.

    After "a lot of fucking therapy," Bucky settles into rhythms and routines of life in modern Red Hook. With the love(s) of his life by his side and a new penchant for beekeeping, along with a little medical tourism in Wakanda, he discovers that there is a life after being the world's deadliest assassin.

    Oh, and Steve and Bucky (finally) get married.

    And, as always, come for the romance, stay for the hipster tapas and hamburger buckets.

    ...

    Sequel to both Project Regenesis and Waffle House Jogs and Memory Walks, but you can go in cold, too.

    Now with Chapter 1 art by yawpkatsi!

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    English
    Words:
    34,181
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1922
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    He knows Mabel's into it, and he may deny it, but he's wanted it too, for the longest time... no matter how wrong and unnatural his rule-following brain tells him it is, the raw temptation is still there, gnawing at him. But today, with a little nudging from his free-spirited sister, Dipper's finally going to get his first taste of the sweetest taboo of all... mixing different breakfast cereals.

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    686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    283
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    "Courting gift?" Stiles asks. "An interesting move."

    It returns the look, hears a skipped beat of Stiles' heart, wonders if its own has skipped as well, down here, with Stiles. But not an unexpected one.

    "No," Stiles says. "Not an unexpected one."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,220
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    755
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    Jaime can't believe Bart's never had a fruit pie. It begins with a bag of gas station snacks in the park.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,825
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A little look into Glythur's and Yokoth's reunion.

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    184
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Sherlock Holmes has a secret. A hot, gooey, greasy, extra cheese and pepperoni secret.

    And he’s waiting for the person—the right person, the only person, the capital-O One person—to share it with.

    Language:
    English
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    9,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    1961
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    Lance likes a song about cake.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
    Words:
    90
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
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    Their love is a fairytale cliché. And Tony will fight anyone who says differently.

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    English
    Words:
    5,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1111
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    Hermione is getting a bit fat, and she's starting teaching at Hogwarts. Severus Snape is actually alive, and is coming back to do research at Hogwarts. And oh, he's gotten really fat himself. Post-DH, EWE. FAT KINK - FAT ADMIRATION - FAT APPRECIATION - DON'T LIKE DON'T READ - NO FLAMES PLEASE. SSHG romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    302,488
    Chapters:
    103/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    280
    Kudos:
    417
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    44783
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    Nat enjoys watching Steve cook. Short & Sweet.

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    English
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    448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    784
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    He hadn’t seen Sid in two weeks. Sid had dark circles under his eyes and the beginnings of a beard; even though he looked awful, a thrill went through Zhenya’s body at seeing him.

    Sid said, “Have you checked your phone yet this morning?”

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    English
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    26,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2154

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