3 Works in Florian Bellanger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Cupcake Wars RPF
02 Oct 2021
Following the Second Wizarding War, the cast of Harry Potter competes on the Food Network show Cupcake Wars, for vague reasons about unity and reconciliation. It's pretty silly.
Canon compliant, except for the part when, immediately following the defeat of Voldemort, they're contestants on a Muggle television show that didn't premiere until 2009. Oh, and Snape's alive. Frankly, canon ceases to matter significantly almost immediately.
From the outside "Bee's Knees Bakery" and "Demon Ink" don't seem like the kind of shops to share a sidewalk. But really the cutesy sign hanging above the Cupcakery was drawn one late evening by a tattoo artist with skulls on his arm, but flowers covering his chest.
And if you take a step inside the black painted tattoo shop you'll find a man with more love in his heart for his husband than he has tattoos on his body. And he's willing to do anything for his dorky huffy little baker next door. Including going on a lame frilly reality competition show.
In which Castiel takes his husband as his assistant on "Cupcake Wars"
04 Dec 2014
If this Cupcake Wars episode was actually released by the Food Network, it would say "Four cupcake bakers prove they're capable of cupcake science by baking World Cupcakes for the Men in Blazers." Because it was such crap, the episode was shelved. But a partial transcript remains, and it hasn't been seen…until now.