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    When news of Peter's internship gets out to the public, it leads to a lot more targets on the 15-year-old's head, which leads to a hit on Midtown High, shaking up the student population.

    Too bad no one got the memo that Peter Parker and his friends were a bunch of idiots who knew how to wield metal instruments and glass beakers as weapons.

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    Michelle Jones never liked being around people. One day, she's asked to show a new student from Canada around the school. He's short, skinny, and just has the cutest smile. Peter's her first friend, her first crush, and is definitely the love of her life.

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    45/?
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    535
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    59
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    Summary: Peter went to McDonald’s to pick up some lunch and then head back to the Tower.

    Flash likes seeing Peter suffer, even if it is in the cruelest of forms.

    Peter considers a dark villain story.

    Trust me you’ll want to read this.

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    1/1
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    Peter and co. go on a field trip to the Stark Tower. Drama ensues.

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    In which the author indulges herself in some shameless Irondad/Spiderson with fluff, angst and everything in between because she needs more of that in her life.

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    Just another one of those, oh so overdone, fanfics where Tony and Peter's relationship grows into more of a father/son relationship after an accident involving Aunt May (who lives)

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    70/?
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    413
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    55890
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    Reading the newspaper has taught MJ a lot about the Avengers' relationships. Doesn't mean she wants to be *in* one.

    Or, MJ fake-dates Spider-Man, but won't commit because she has a crush on Peter Parker.

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    12,475
    Chapters:
    7/10
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    274
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    589
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    108
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    8395
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    That night, Cindy went out into the backyard barefoot. The late winter breeze froze through her sweatpants and t-shirt. She looked at the moon, shut her eyes. Thought of everything she could, saw everything she could.

    Liz smiling, Michelle reaching for Peter’s hand while they walked up the sidewalk to Ned’s, Michelle taking it. Mia lighting a cigarette with a cupped hand, Evan kissing her. The blood on the marble sink. Her breath fogging up the taxi window. Her mother smiling as she recalled on things she did in her youth. The o in the open sign flickering at a diner Mia once took her to late at night. The blackberry bruise on her hip when she crashed her bike once. The white and brown meds lined up next to a large bottle of Sprite. The flowers in the window at the hospital. The wedding dresses in second-hand stores. The way they always looked.

    Before she went inside, a spider bit her ankle.

    Or,

    Cindy Moon is just trying to be okay. Then she gets bitten by a spider, becomes a somewhat superhero, Gwen Stacy moves to town and everything changes in a flash.

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    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    [photo of Tony Stark hunched over a lab table sleeping with glasses drawn on his face in sharpie, with Dum-E and U in the corner charging]
    This is what he gets for taking away my lab privileges.

    56k Retweets 8 million Likes

    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    SHIT KAREN I TOLD YOU TO SEND THAT TO MJ AND NED. WHAT THE F U C K

    You Know Who I Am / @Tony Stark
    Wow kid… nice going.

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    Peter Parker has been kept a secret from the world. His parents didn't want him to grow up in the spotlight, but when a mistweet happens, that all goes to shit.

    a.k.a another twitter fic
    a . k . a. im really bad at summaries sorry

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    Tony said he shouldn't make a twitter account for spiderman so that's exactly what Peter did.

    Peter is a little shit on twitter but the avengers love him anyway

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Peter's had tons of time to tell MJ that he likes her as more than a friend, but somehow, those days have all slipped past and he hasn't confessed a thing. Tonight is Flash's end-of-the-school-year party, and Peter's last chance before everyone scatters for the summer. He just has to find her... unless she finds him first.

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    1/1
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    Kid tries to shoot up Midtown. Peter stops him and reveals his identity...oops.

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    Peter Parker just wanted a normal resolution to his hectic and confusing year. Sure, he was a vigilante and hero of sorts. He understood what his profession entailed. He understood that normalcy was something that would very rarely make an appearance in his life, but this was taking it too far. "This" took the form of a small packet of paper that was being handed out during his seventh-period science class. Because a few weeks of calm was too much to ask, apparently.

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    3/?
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    54
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    Peter has done a lot of stuff since becoming an "intern" for Tony freaking Stark. Mostly embarrassing stuff, and the team will never let go of those moments for as long as they live. Post Civil War, where Steve and Tony act like mature adults and talk it out.

    Or, a series of one shots in which Peter keeps showing up with mysterious injuries, the Avengers are still family, and Peter apparently has a Minecraft Twitch channel and loves ramen.

    Please don't ask it seemed like a good idea give me a chance.

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    7/?
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    46
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    When Peter is no longer allowed to go on the decathalon trip Tony decides to just give Peter a week vacation instead. An amazing and petty vacation.

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    5/?
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    “What are they doing?” Sam asks, turning his head to Bucky.

    Bucky sits down, still taking in the situation. “Peter was… braiding his hair,” he says, “like he did with mine. And they were in a sunflower field.”

    “A sunflower field,” Tony repeats. “Loki. Loki and Peter”

    Natasha nods quietly, "He softened The God of Mischief in less than 30 minutes."

     

    May dies and his life changes in a matter of seconds. He's living with The Avengers and Tony Stark and Pepper Potts are now his parents.

    Alternatively titled "How Peter wrapped the world's mightiest heroes around his finger".

    [Or, 5 times Peter asks for help and 1 time he knows what to do.]

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    2/6
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    10
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    90
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    15
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    2123
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    Midtown joins forces with a local Art school to extend their reach to the south. Peter Parker gets to meet Tony's other Protegee and he doesn't know what to think. Harley just wishes he could stop making himself look like an idiot.

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    2/?
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    19
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    12
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    985
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    Following Uncle Ben's death, Flash convinces Peter that Aunt May never wanted him and will likely send him into foster care now that Ben is gone. Peter is already vulnerable from the grief and guilt of losing Uncle Ben so, of course, he believes Flash. Chaos and angst ensues.

    Will May be able to figure out why Peter is acting differently around her? Will she be able to convince him that family doesn't end with blood?

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    3/?
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    2
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    25
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    6
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    A field trip to Stark Industries? Maybe Peter will run into someone who he's met before...

    A multi part sequel to "duck tape doesn't fix it all". Can be read as stand alone but some stuff may be confusing!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
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    542
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    78
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    Peter Parker's life was far from normal. He was bitten by a radioactive spider, he became a superhero, found Tony Stark sitting on his couch chatting with his Aunt, fought Captain Freakin' America, fought a bad guy stealing Alien tech who happened to be his girl friend's dad, he's friends with a Merc who talks to himself, probably has a crush on said merc, has a another crush on his buddy Wade Wilson, has been basically adopted by all of the Avengers, and now he's going to go on a field trip to his new family's house. Fun.

     

    Ah yes, the classic Field Trip trope. There's more story after the field trip but it starts a little before it. Far From Home will not be in this in the slightest so need to worry about Spoilers

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    2/?
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    15
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    281
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3251

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