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    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    [photo of Tony Stark hunched over a lab table sleeping with glasses drawn on his face in sharpie, with Dum-E and U in the corner charging]
    This is what he gets for taking away my lab privileges.

    56k Retweets 8 million Likes

    Wednesday My Dudes / @PeterS_photos
    SHIT KAREN I TOLD YOU TO SEND THAT TO MJ AND NED. WHAT THE F U C K

    You Know Who I Am / @Tony Stark
    Wow kid… nice going.

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    Peter Parker has been kept a secret from the world. His parents didn't want him to grow up in the spotlight, but when a mistweet happens, that all goes to shit.

    a.k.a another twitter fic
    a . k . a. im really bad at summaries sorry

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    Michelle Jones never liked being around people. One day, she's asked to show a new student from Canada around the school. He's short, skinny, and just has the cutest smile. Peter's her first friend, her first crush, and is definitely the love of her life.

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    41/?
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    In which the author indulges herself in some shameless Irondad/Spiderson with fluff, angst and everything in between because she needs more of that in her life.

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    Just another one of those, oh so overdone, fanfics where Tony and Peter's relationship grows into more of a father/son relationship after an accident involving Aunt May (who lives)

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    69/?
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    Tony said he shouldn't make a twitter account for spiderman so that's exactly what Peter did.

    Peter is a little shit on twitter but the avengers love him anyway

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    5/?
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    Peter's had tons of time to tell MJ that he likes her as more than a friend, but somehow, those days have all slipped past and he hasn't confessed a thing. Tonight is Flash's end-of-the-school-year party, and Peter's last chance before everyone scatters for the summer. He just has to find her... unless she finds him first.

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    Kid tries to shoot up Midtown. Peter stops him and reveals his identity...oops.

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    Peter Parker just wanted a normal resolution to his hectic and confusing year. Sure, he was a vigilante and hero of sorts. He understood what his profession entailed. He understood that normalcy was something that would very rarely make an appearance in his life, but this was taking it too far. "This" took the form of a small packet of paper that was being handed out during his seventh-period science class. Because a few weeks of calm was too much to ask, apparently.

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    3/?
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    Peter has done a lot of stuff since becoming an "intern" for Tony freaking Stark. Mostly embarrassing stuff, and the team will never let go of those moments for as long as they live. Post Civil War, where Steve and Tony act like mature adults and talk it out.

    Or, a series of one shots in which Peter keeps showing up with mysterious injuries, the Avengers are still family, and Peter apparently has a Minecraft Twitch channel and loves ramen.

    Please don't ask it seemed like a good idea give me a chance.

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    7/?
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    3120
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    Reading the newspaper has taught MJ a lot about the Avengers' relationships. Doesn't mean she wants to be *in* one.

    Or, MJ fake-dates Spider-Man, but won't commit because she has a crush on Peter Parker.

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    6/?
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    When Peter is no longer allowed to go on the decathalon trip Tony decides to just give Peter a week vacation instead. An amazing and petty vacation.

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    “What are you doing! I literally just called you out for not sleeping and you try to drink more coffee? How many of those have you had since you entered the lab?” Peter asks, not even knowing how he got this angry.

    “I think six,” Mr. Stark says, grabbing the mug out of his hand and placing it on the table, “Did you need something from me?”

    Peter looks at him, disbelieving what he just heard, “You to sleep. A hug. And maybe some cuddling”

     

    May dies, and his life changes in a matter of seconds. He still has some time before he can move on, and The Avengers do all they can so Peter can feel home again.

    [Or, 5 times Peter asks for help, + 1 he knows what to do.]

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    Midtown joins forces with a local Art school to extend their reach to the south. Peter Parker gets to meet Tony's other Protegee and he doesn't know what to think. Harley just wishes he could stop making himself look like an idiot.

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    2/?
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    11
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    937
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    Following Uncle Ben's death, Flash convinces Peter that Aunt May never wanted him and will likely send him into foster care now that Ben is gone. Peter is already vulnerable from the grief and guilt of losing Uncle Ben so, of course, he believes Flash. Chaos and angst ensues.

    Will May be able to figure out why Peter is acting differently around her? Will she be able to convince him that family doesn't end with blood?

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    3/?
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    A field trip to Stark Industries? Maybe Peter will run into someone who he's met before...

    A multi part sequel to "duck tape doesn't fix it all". Can be read as stand alone but some stuff may be confusing!

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    7/?
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    Peter Parker's life was far from normal. He was bitten by a radioactive spider, he became a superhero, found Tony Stark sitting on his couch chatting with his Aunt, fought Captain Freakin' America, fought a bad guy stealing Alien tech who happened to be his girl friend's dad, he's friends with a Merc who talks to himself, probably has a crush on said merc, has a another crush on his buddy Wade Wilson, has been basically adopted by all of the Avengers, and now he's going to go on a field trip to his new family's house. Fun.

     

    Ah yes, the classic Field Trip trope. There's more story after the field trip but it starts a little before it. Far From Home will not be in this in the slightest so need to worry about Spoilers

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    2/?
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    3091
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    Tony Stark never thought he would start to get gray hair at only 48 years old. Then along came a certain Spider-Baby that turned his whole world upside down.

    (Or: A series of unrelated IronDad Tumblr ficlet prompts people send me. Enjoy!)

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    43/?
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    Liliana Kinsley has two soulmarks.

    The one on her throat says, “would you believe me if I told you I did that on purpose?” In calligraphy-like handwriting. Lily met him in the 1940s, the middle of world war 2.

    The other soulmark is on her stomach. It says, “you too! I want one. Actually no, I like my limbs.” Which, by the way, makes no sense to her. At all. She met him in 2016.

    Her time with them has been rather chaotic.

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    539
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    After the events of Endgame, in which Tony Stark and Loki survived, Drax takes Natasha's place in retrieving the Soul Stone, and Steve doesn't go back in time, does the world finally find peace for a moment. Peter Parker however,is still haunted by the memories of Infinity War, where he felt himself split atom by atom until being forcefully sewed back together 5 years later. Though he suffers, he still fights on to protect the people of Queens.

    But what happens when Fury enters the picture requesting Spiderman's help?

     

    P.S: I'm really bad at summaries

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    A look into the life of the Avengers through Twitter and their group chat, now with a side of plot thrown in!

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    17,311
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    56
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    363
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    8022

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