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    Sitri Eisner is gifted beyond her architect’s expectations, but even she cannot stop the river of fate. She burns bright in life and tumbles early into an unmarked grave, leaving in her wake a grieving husband and a peculiarly quiet child.

    But Sitri Eisner was born smart, so on her deathbed she does not try to hold back the river; she diverts it instead. Twenty-one years later, its currents fade to reveal a blue-haired mercenary... and her green-haired twin sister, who carry Fódlan into its future.

    Edelgard could never have seen this coming.

    (An AU in which Byleth and Sothis grow up as siblings, and take their world by storm.)

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    13/?
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    Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.

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    23/25
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    35
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    2
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    He’s at the top of the stairs when the door below him bursts open, followed by the familiar high-pitched shrieking. Clint rips open the door in front of him and keeps running towards the distant sounds of the party. He needs something faster than this; he’s gonna get tired and they’re going to catch him and fucking eat him, how the hell is this his life—

     

    Written for The Great Winterhawk Escape.

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    5
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    407
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    A soon-to-be demon empress takes interest in a peasant girl...nothing complicated will come out of that probably.

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    18/?
    Comments:
    3
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    14
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    Surrounded by benders, Y/N feels inadequate until Sokka notices

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    1/1
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    In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.

    And the new narrator?

    Someone unexpected.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    1
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    Lance thought hiding the fact that he was a merman while on land was hard, but he quickly discovers that hiding his species while in space is a never-ending slew of anxiety-inducing close calls.

    He reckoned Pidge would be the first to figure out his secret since she was the smartest on the team, so it was only a matter of time... but he could never imagine she would find out like this.

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    1/?
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    Stephanie Brown is Batgirl and, aside from the occasional giant fish monster and overdue essay, it is The Best Thing that has ever happened to her. She's leaner, meaner, and aubergine-er than ever before. Now all she has to do is keep from completely humiliating herself in front of her predecessor/mentor/boss (Barbara Gordon), and the new Batman who's only just recently accepted her right to vigilant-ify in 'his' city.

    She's got this. Piece of cake.

     

    (Ah, fishsticks, who does she think she's kidding?)

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    1/1
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    It was the year 1111 of the Eighth Age of Middle Earth, and the Fish Queen of Angmar had led an army onto the fields once called Pelennor to sack Minas Tirith. Roxy Lalonde and her human forces have held the walls of the city, and the arrival of Vriska Serket and her troll Gamblignants may turn the tide.
    Action with some relationship and gender feels. Commissioned by MaliciousVegetarian.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    It's the Winter Solstice!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.

    1. Equius/Karkat
    2. Aradia/Sollux
    3. Damara/Kankri
    4. Karkat/Kankri
    5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
    6. Jade/Karkat
    7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
    8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
    9. Bro/Equius
    10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
    11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
    12. Bro/Dad Egbert
    13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
    14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
    15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
    17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah
    18. Grand Highblood/Kankri (Warning: chucklevoodoos)
    19. Dad Egbert/Equius
    20. Grand Highblood/Redglare
    21. Aranea/Kankri (Warning: noncon, mindcontrol)
    22. Dave/Jade/Nepeta
    23. Rose/Equius
    24. Hearts Boxcars/Diamonds Droog
    25. Darkleer/Handmaid
    26. Mituna/Latula/Porrim
    27. Hal/Equius
    28. Terezi/Nepeta
    29. Equius/Tavros, ft Sollux
    30. Equius/Bro/Jade
    31. Gamzee/Sollux

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    8786
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    Agent 8, who had just got out of the metro, is asked by Captain Cuttlefish of the New Squidbeak Splatoon to be his guide. Not seeing any other choice he accepts just what is waiting for this seemingly normal octarian.

    Updates whenever I can.

    Acronyms to know
    R.S.-Respawn Spirit

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    7
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    1
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    When Feferi strikes up a kismesissitude with Vriska, Vriska realizes that the dream bubbles are both a blessing and a curse.

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    Moomin was in a mood, a rather silly mood. Snufkin could tell this instantly as the round troll danced his way down the house path towards their bridge.

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    2/2
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    Two Feferis spend time together, comparing timelines and enjoying the like-minded company.

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    Equius "lets" his moirails get him ready for his date.

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    1/1
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    Jeongguk doesn’t understand. He’s not pretty like him, not photogenic or natural when he stands in front of the lens. Unlike Taehyung who happens to be all of the above even when there’s no device around to capture that.

    (Taehyung posts a picture of Jeongguk somewhere and it becomes a meme.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    When rising sea levels lead to tension between the Inklings and the Octarians, as well as an increase in Salmonid attacks the leaders of both countries are desperate to keep the peace. This leads to an agreement, and an arranged marriage between Octarian King Octavio Takowasa and Inkling military Captain Craig Cuttlefish. The two men are forced then to rid the tides of stress, politics, and being married to the best friend you've secretly been in love with for years. Previously titled "A Desperate Plan"

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    13,636
    Chapters:
    13/14
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1658
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    Stop me if you've heard this one before:

    There once was a girl from Hoboken,
    Who might've been just a little bit broken.
    She made a dark deal,
    And now her hair is made of eels,
    That poor Catholic girl from Hoboken.

    Or:
    Lisa enters a casino with Allison to do their master's bidding.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    435

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