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    The day just before Pearl and Marina's wedding, Pearl goes crazy. (Talk about a bridezilla) and Marina turns to 8 and the gang to track her down.

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    ‘They say it’s one of the country’s deepest lakes. How deep, no one knows for sure, but rumor has it, it’s so deep, you can see the reflection of the sky on the other side. Locals began to call it The Mirror, which would later segue into its official name-- Mirrored Lake. It’s also the number one best location in the country to watch the meteor shower on the 14th!’

    ...Or so the brochure states.

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    A week before the hyped meteor shower, your roommate drags you out for an impromptu lakeside vacation. While you try not to lose your mind amongst the wilderness, a near death experience uncovers a monstrous discovery laying just below the lake's surface. It has fins, frills, and fangs, and while one wants to cuddle, the other wants to kill. Needless to say, it's not at all how you expected to ride out the unwanted vacation. But as the lake beckons and the stars prepare to fall, you can't say you'd have it any other way.

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    Terezi has lost her shades. Her eyes are vividly red, just like before, but they pulsate in tandem with the tiara that's been screw-bolted into her horns.

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    Karkat knows he's only alive because Her Imperious Condescension finds him amusing, so he's not really in a place to say no to anything she asks. Not that she usually asks, it's more of just telling him- and sometimes, he doesn't even get a heads up before she pushes him into something.

    But hey, it beats dying, so he'll do what she wants.

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    Realistically, you’d expected to die at nine. But a few weeks ago, “Her Imperious Condescension has missed the most recent check-in” unexpectedly became “We have no idea where Her Imperious Condescension is” and then “We have no idea if she’s ever coming back” and, well. You were literally hatched for this.
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    Your blood barely dried, they hooked you into the helm. They jammed biowires in all your ports and dumped a brand new cocktail of drugs into your system. The wires pulled at your still-raw wounds, and you begged all the stupid higher powers that don’t exist that you could just pass out from the pain.

    (Feferi finds herself unexpectedly thrust into the position of Empress. Sollux finds himself unexpectedly thrust into the helm of her new flagship. They find some common ground.)

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    Even the sharks fear the name of angler extraordinaire Kim Seokjin. Tuna, flatfish, mackerel – he could have it all. Then why was he scared to cast his line at the ultimate catch of them all.

    Min Yoongi goes fishing because Seokjin asks him to. Hoping one day he would ask him something more than just being fishing partners. But so far it seemed his hyung was not willing to take the bait.

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    This is not officially canon to my Undertale au but I thought I would add it here :)

    Usually humans had some dictating feature of what there soul trait was, but this guy was making really hard to tell which one he had.

    And caros is to lazy to pull up his stats.

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    ...не продают — и очень редко показывают(((

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    After getting fired from the council, Sayaka goes to the room one last time....only to find someone she least expects.

    Who helps her see exactly what she had been missing.

    Post chapter 95

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    The only problem with being presumed dead is that it is an assumption. After the last battle of Hogwarts Hermione Granger vanished. Draco is pulled back into Hogwarts after training to be an auror, with a crippled Lupin he isn't sure why he is there. Until he sees something that shouldn't be.

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    Dark is a hitman who has to find a new dump site after his new one is found so after looking around town for a bit he finds a lake in the woods that’s attached to a river. The water is deep and the area is secluded. Perfect for dumping bodies . . .
    Except he isn’t alone at the lake. Not by a long shot.

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    One Shot of McSpirk and GirlBoy

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    Neil doesn't want to say it but he opens his mouth anyway, someone has to say what they're all thinking. "It's like we're…"

    Neil can't bring himself to say it after all. It's way too fucking stupid.

    "Mermaids." Andrew growls out between clenched teeth. And an uncomfortable silence settles over all three of them.

     

    Or

    H2O: Just add water AU. With Andrew, Kevin, and Neil all turning into mermaids. And then shenanigans.

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    A creature which should never have been born. An experiment which should never have been attempted. A pirate king who should never have been crowned. A spirit that should never have been chained. A cartographer who should never have drowned.

    But such is the way of the sea. Ever dangerous. Ever changing. One shift of the wind can bring with it the song of a siren, or the wail of a sea-ghost, and change a man's entire trajectory.

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    When Chuuya, the fabled Devil of the Red Sea, is taken prisoner by Captain Mori, he is forced to form an unusual alliance with Dazai, the Captain's suicidal protege, in order to regain his freedom. Along the way, they pick up an unwilling prisoner of their own: a cartographer who just wants to go home.

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    My name is Koichi Hirose, and I am so small and petite and little that I can barely lift a pebble, which is like a boulder to me. But… I have a secret. I carry an enormous, 12 inch monster cock. And…. I have a crush on a 30-year-old man with crusty ass gum covered hair, and I fantasize about him crushing my petite little body under his man-thighs and gripping my shmeat with his gorgeous, tasty, brown-eyed mudhole. I could never tell him this, however, for he’s my bestie's nephew and also, like, the 900 year age gap. Our love is forbidden.

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    A new exhibit opens at the Gotham Marine Life Institute, and between two confused reporters trying to get the facts right, several aquarium employees with varying degrees of common sense, a salty social media manager dealing with idiots online, the tough Institute director locked in combat with a shady investor, and a growing family of mysterious creatures who aren’t what they seem, life at the institute quickly gets a little…complicated.

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    Koryak has made his peace with being the illegitimate, forgotten prince of Atlantis. Really. But that doesn't mean that his little sister Andy being officially named heir to the throne doesn't bring up any baggage.

    It doesn't help when his father decides that Koryak needs to prepare for the official heir-naming ceremony by spending two weeks assisting Garth, of all people. Koryak and Garth can't stand each other...but maybe they have more in common than they thought. And maybe there's something more between them than simple dislike.

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    After surviving the sinking of her beloved ship, Rey drifts on the open ocean on a life raft, hungry and alone. When 'help' arrives in the form of a monster, she asks herself what depths she would sink to, to survive...

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    Dick’s goal for Thanksgiving (code named Operation F.I.S.H.): A family outing to the aquarium.

    It feels achievable - everyone has been getting along better lately, Jason is spiraling closer, Cass is coming home. But there is a lot of unspoken hurt in every direction, and Dick’s own position in the family is shakier than ever since Bruce returned.

    If Dick wants to realize his dream of family bonding, there will have to be many painful conversations between all parties. Dick’s own secrets will need to surface, the ones he has long kept submerged, the ones he will fight to sink forever.

    (Or: Where Bruce is just a bit darker, even less emotionally available, and treats everyone a little worse, and how they all fix their family anyway.)

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