17 Works in Find It Fix It Flog It RPF

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    Inspired by a comment I saw on the Find It, Fix It, Flog It Facebook page where someone was praising the show but complaining that Simon and Henry were too scruffy and looked like they were both homeless - which is a bit harsh, methinks. But anyway, in my fic, Henry has a good old moan to Simon about it and tries to prove that he's actually quite well-groomed.

    "Besides - they must have been talking about you," Si accused, "I always look well turned out - you're the scruffy one, Cole."

    "Is that right?" he challenged. "I'll have you know that I manscape!"

    "I don't want to know," O'Brien laughed.

    "Well, I trim my beard, anyway!"

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    Based on the very first episode of Find It, Fix It, Flog It, where Si makes a lovely fishtank but spends rather a lot of money on it. The two ladies who own the shed seem a little put out by the lack of profit and Simon is grumpy because he's saved the glass from being thrown away and forty quid is better than nothing.

    "You can't win them all, Si."

    "It's alright for you, Henry - you take a motorbike and give it a bit of a polish and change the spark plugs and Bob's your uncle - four figure sum. I put my heart and soul into trying to create something a bit different; something original."

    "And that's what I love about you."

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    When the weather conditions in the Welsh mountains become so snowy and dangerous that it's hard to carry on, even for the Land Rover, a broken headlight eventually puts a stop to Henry and Simon's journey back from a barn in Wales.

    And - after finding a nearby pub where they can be fed and watered - they find themselves in the same bed together after a large meal and several pints. Well it was always bound to happen, wasn't it? A fluffy, romantic, longer story of mine.

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    A cute little banter-y drabble. Simon likes to poke fun at Henry's fashion sense; he doesn't have to poke holes in his jeans though - they're already full of them!

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    Two men, one cake and a bike chain.

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    The chimes have rung out and love is in the air, except for Guy, but he doesn't want any of it anyway...

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    Henry had to confess that getting Simon drunk was the highlight of his Christmas. Because Simon was different when he was drunk, he'd come to realise. The first time Simon had drunkenly flirted with him, two Christmases ago, he hadn't really been prepared for it; he'd laughed it off, giving Si a hug and a friendly farewell. But, after sitting and thinking about it during the following months, it soon became something he could barely stop thinking of.

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    It's the night of the Christmas do, but where are Henry and Simon?

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    It's the night of the Halloween fancy dress party and something is going on between Simon and Henry in a shed.

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    It's December and Henry discusses ideas with Simon for the next series of the show.

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    We cut to the pair of them chatting, a cute exchange, after Simon invites Henry to his workshop in Liverpool for the day and somehow, by the evening, the pair of them end up in bed together - naked, lying on Si's latest item - a knackered, vintage daybed.

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    Their eyes met across a crowded glade...

    When down on his luck Henry Cole holds up wealthy businessman, Simon O'Brien, he wishes he'd taken more than his money off him.

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    Knowing how much Henry wants to take a motorbike home from literally every shed he goes into, Si regularly tries to steer him towards being a little more creative, and occasionally sets him upcycling challenges for the most dreadful of items. What starts out as Simon daring Henry to take a tired old garden bench with half the slats missing, ends up - after Henry tells Si that he'd do 'anything' to make him happy - with Henry on his knees for Simon, making him very happy indeed.

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    A drabble where Si gets greedy and steals all of Henry's jelly babies, but Henry manages to sneak a crafty taste anyway - with a crafty kiss. A fluffy 300-worder.

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    Henry takes Simon out on his motorbike one chilly November evening to take in some beautiful scenery after a long day of filming their show. Despite his better judgement, Henry can't shake the idea that it's a date they're on. Simon isn't quite sure how to take that at first, but the romance of the evening soon has him coming round to the idea. A sweet, fluffy Autumn tale.

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    Following on from my last fic, which was 'a bit of fluff where two men kiss in a barn' - here we now have a bit of smut where two men do filthy things to one another in a barn! Or, really, any excuse to have these two in something slightly PWP-y because I adore the show and think they're both rather gorgeous and shippy.

    Simon has his wicked way with Henry on a trestle table.

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    Henry had never thought he would see the day he'd be interested in upcycling rusty old relics into bathroom cabinets and standard lamps; he certainly never thought he'd see the day he would fall head over heels for a man who used to be in Brookside.

    A bit of fluff where two men kiss in a barn. Fiction for Channel 4's Find It, Fix It, Flog It.

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