7 Works in Minor Fíli (Tolkien)/Sigrid (Hobbit Movies)

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    “Come now, Thorin, I’m sure all will be well! He can simply reverse the spell. Right, Gandalf?” Bilbo looked up from his husband and smiled. It was an unfortunately naive, rather hopeful expression that made the wizard cringe in shame.

    “Well, actually,” Gandalf shifted nervously, “Since I am not too sure what, exactly, I just cast, there isn’t anything I can really do-” He spoke as if he were a child being scolded by his parents, and by the looks he was now getting from the king and consort, he might as well have been, “But! I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough and it will be an easy fix!” He floundered.

    Bilbo’s glare was strong enough to make the ages-old, semi-immortal, extremely powerful wizard consider jumping into Mount Doom, just to escape the Hobbit’s wrath.

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    TLDR: My take on the "Turned into a child" trope, except it's based on my experiences as a childcare professional. AKA Children are unhinged menaces, have no filter and are stupid. I love them tho so it ok.

    Title from Frank D. Sherman's poem, "Leaves at Play".

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    An unexpected encounter in Mirkwood brings a woman back to the last place and the last person she ever wanted to see. Getting away isn't so easy the second time around.

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    Kili had always been the spare prince. Always been the Golden Heir's shadow and companion. He knew his purpose and place. After retaking Erebor, he's surprised and just how much his life changed because of it.

    Tauriel believed she would be captain of The Greenwood's guard for the rest of her life, expected to die in battle for her king. But she's been banished and everything has changed. Elves don't like change.

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    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

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    Bilbo Baggins returned home in mourning after the Battle of the Five Armies. All of Middle-Earth knew that Thorin and his nephews had fallen in the battle. It seemed that all that was left to him was a quiet, lonely existence in his empty smial. Then fate in the form of a pregnant Silvan Elf came knocking at his door one night.

    Bilbo Baggins, it seemed, had never been meant for the quiet life.

    Story written by Garafthel.

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    For years, Fili and Tauriel have been the best of friends, and he has always felt as if he could seek out her help with any problem he might have. His latest problem, though, is one of intimacy: How can he satisfy his future wife, Sigrid, when he has never himself had any interest in making love?

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    Thorin went mad after the zombie apocalypse while trying to protect his family, leading to the death of the woman he loved. Years later, he finds out otherwise. One-Shot. Human AU. Zombie AU. Fem!Bilbo. Bagginshield.

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