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    If you love Halo or Violet Harper as much as I do, along with then rest of outsiders, then this is the place for you. I’ll be writing various one shots revolving around the outsiders, from heartwarming to embarrassment. Feel free to send in requests.

    Language:
    English
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    164,405
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2313
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    Dean Winchester is an omega in a difficult predicament. Left penniless and homeless after the death of his father, he must find a safe place for himself and a way for his younger brother to continue college. An arranged marriage with a wealthy alpha is his solution--but Castiel is more than Dean bargained for.

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    English
    Words:
    74,775
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    771
    Kudos:
    1421
    Bookmarks:
    288
    Hits:
    27956
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    Castiel asked Dean to show him what 'Fifty Shades of Grey' meant. Dean has only the vaguest idea what those excuse-for-soft-porn-in-chick-flicks are actually about but he's not one to back down from a challenge. Unfortunately for him, Castiel knows exactly what 'Fifty Shades of Grey' means and is happy to illustrate the gaps in his knowledge.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,338
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    752
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    After the gang watches Fifty Shades during movie night, Bennie teaches them about real BDSM.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,617
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    424
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    Ashley makes an offer. Susan has a lot to ponder before she accepts it. A story of coping, of exploration, of falling in love (or something like it), and of BDSM.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,555
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1010
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    When Meta's roomate falls ill before an important interview he steps in to conduct it. He would never guess that the billionaire CEO of Dark Enterprises would take such an interest in him, or that the guy was such a kinky fucker.

    (It's a 50 Shades parody, you know what's up.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,044
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    374
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    When Agent Christopher decides they need to attack Rittenhouse in the present as well as in the past, she finds an unusual chink in the organization's armor and Lucy is called upon to be the one to exploit it.

    Because in college, Lucy Preston was a dominatrix.

    The team handles this information in various ways. Garcia Flynn handles it in a manner akin to setting a gas station on fire.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,657
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    537
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3658
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    When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,840
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    They'll turn you into something whether you are it or not
    But they'll never get you right
    I've been watching you all night
    And the people passing by they should tremble at your sight

    It was supposed to be a one-time trip to the strip club for Rey to celebrate her birthday.
    Then why can't she resist coming the next night?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,793
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    2893
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    Ren wants to know more about Hux's fantasies, but Hux can barely bring himself to let Ren know what he really wants. A little bit of coaxing can reveal a lot and strengthen their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    481
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    Gabriel has a bad day after he falls asleep while trying to read 50 Shades of Grey. He talks a little about it to Sam.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    588
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    Kotaro sees his Nii-chan “drowning” and decides he needs to save him. In my version however, Sawatari Yukari (Midori’s mother) isn’t there to see Kotaro drowning and rescue him.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    480
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    When your comprehension of Chaos Theory stems from Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park, there’s a distinct possibility that said comprehension is paltry at best. But whether the chaotic events in Dean Winchester’s life are actually an anarchic mathematical probability, or simply a drop of water running down different paths on his hand; Dean was certain of one thing:

    He was completely and totally fucked. And not in a good way.

    [This is a prompt-based rewrite of Season 9 of Supernatural, in which Dean was upfront with Cas from the get-go and helped him get used to being human.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141,210
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    5884
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    At 14 years old, I found this book. This book may or may not have been called 50 Shades of Grey.

    At 15 years old, I dreamed of my Christian Grey. Tall, dark, dominant. Someone to use me however they wanted.

    At 16 years old, I got Dallon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,269
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    196
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    Dan and Phil finally get around to watching 50 Shades of Grey, (thanks to Anthony). The boys get annoyed about how unrealistically the film portrays dom/sub relationships, and Anthony has a few questions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,612
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    5818
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    Alison and the Magister, being kinky people with some idea of how to do BDSM safely, consensually, and enjoyably, loathe E.L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy on hearsay only. Then they start reading it. Well, that was a mistake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,051
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    98
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    The final (planned) installment of the Free Dom universe where Peter and Wade go out to the movies and don't watch the movie.

    Still not in love with the title so if you can think of any better ones, don't be afraid to comment! And if you have any ideas for this universe, feel free to comment and I might write it!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2625
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    MC is what she calls a 'shy asshole'...this is a burden and a blessing when she is transferred to a new office as the assistant secretary...or so she thought.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,783
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2510
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    Claiming to despise the holiday, Jack wakes up on New Years Eve to find himself in a compromising position when the simple knowledge of Bunny embodying his human form at midnight forces him to fixate. Caught between the fantasy and reality of his feelings as he attempts to explore them up close and personally.

    (yyyeaaah, suck at summaries too, I guess lol, read it though, it's a good time, I think)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,429
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    970
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    From the text:
    Oh my god.

    Molly was reading porn.

    Molly was reading gay porn.

    Sweet, innocent Molly Hooper was reading hardcore erotica with a straight expression on her face.

    (or the one where Molly is reading explicit Glee fanfiction and Greg reads it over her shoulder)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1261

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