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    A bunch of smutty one-shots from different fandoms.

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    English
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    24,018
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    2
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    252
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    5
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    17409
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    Marty and Ferris go to the lake. Knowing Ferris Bueller, Marty knows that there’ll probably be some kind of funny plan behind what would be their private hangout moment.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    After their prom night Sloane wakes up in Ferris' bed, but she isn't sharing it with Ferris. Some discussion and drunken memories come to surface in the process.

    Language:
    English
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    2,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    567
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    Set immediately after the events of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Cameron has a weight off his shoulders, and Ferris has some questions.

    Language:
    English
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    4,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    120
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    904
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    The question we all want answered: what the (bleep) happened on Monday? Technically a prequel to We All Gotta Grow Up Sometime (this is NOT COMPLETE YET, idk why it says otherwise and I can't seem to fix it)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    127,834
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4440
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    The Summer Fishing Trip of 1986: A Two-Part Story

    On their last night in front of a campfire, Cameron decides to make a confession.

    Language:
    English
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    21,485
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1066
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    "For all his clownery on the streets, Ferris actually takes sex quite seriously and is uncharacteristically quiet during it; at first, Sloane thought maybe he didn’t like it, but he was most often the one to initiate it, so she knew that couldn’t be the case. Eventually she figured that sex was one of the only things Ferris considered sacred."
    literally pointless morning-time smut about the most iconic throuple of all time. they just love each other ok!!!! (Age isn't mentioned at all in this, but assume that all characters are between 18 and 20.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    835
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    Ferris calls Cameron.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    630
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    The summer after high school, Ferris goes off to Europe, and Jeanie and Cameron get to know each other for the first time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    299
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    Ferris and Cameron are bored, so Ferris tells his bestie some terrible rhymes to make things not boring.

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    English
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    746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    44
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    “Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?”
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    Do or die, he thinks, to sink or to swim? He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and plunges himself into the water. There is his choice, his answer, in that simple action. Water fills his nose, he is going to die. C'est la vie, Ferris would say, waving his hand about in a dismissive way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    374
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    Omovember day 19: Werid/confusing toilet

    When Cameron has to pee while over at Ferris’ house, the flusher is broken

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    263
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    Omovember day 17: Peeing in a bottle

    Cameron drinks an entire water bottle for Ferris to pee in, but ends up regretting it later

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    693
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
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    811
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    Omovember day 14: fitting room

    Ferris and Cameron go to the mall, it would have been fine if Cameron didn’t have a full bladder

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    368
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    Omovember day 9: Testing the limit

    Ferris tries to go through a day of school without using the bathroom

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    510
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    in which cameron pines (poetically, of course) and ferris is ferris (which could be a good thing, but could also be a very bad thing)

    featuring my inability to write coherently

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    561
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    Omovember day 3: Exhausted omo

    Cameron is staying the night at Ferris’ place. But when he wakes in the middle of the night with a full bladder, he’s to tired to get up.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    488
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    Omovember day 1: Formal Situation

    Ferris takes Sloan to prom, but during their slow dance Ferris has to pee

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    321
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    “Speaking of us; have you seen Cameron yet? He didn’t show up to history today.”

    “Sorry, beloved, I have not.” Ferris steals a few chips from Sloane’s little bag and crunches obnoxiously in her ear. “Though he’s probably called in sick. Games always take a lot out of him, y’know?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    684
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    Ferris and Cameron are taking a walk. Cameron has to pee but doesn’t want Ferris to know.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    404
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    257

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