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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    Bluebell understands perfectly well that she and her brother are far too different. Where Bilbo enjoyed the comforts of home and complete lack of anything out of the ordinary, Bluebell craved the sightseeing of the world, to discover new places or visit grand ones already named. Bluebell, an immature and childish Hobbit, has been forced to remain under the care of her elder brother Bilbo, who swore to their parents she would never know harm or discomfort. That is, until a wizard wanders into Bag End in search of someone who sought out an adventure. | Thorin Oakenshield/Original Character|

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    Thorin's sense of direction never let down, but he managed to get lost where he clearly did not expect.

    He didn’t remember that little girl’s face and he would not even remember when twenty-five years later he would be on the threshold of her house, so that, at the insistence of Gandalf, he would hire her as a burglar.

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    "How do I say 'fuck you' with flowers?"

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    “Bilba Baggins, what would your mother say about this?” She could think of a great many things that Belladonnna would have said but none would be considered entirely polite, even to a guest one had forcibly locked out.

    “Gandalf, I’ve had quite enough to ruin my reputation and I don’t need a Disturber of the Peace to finish it off.” She called, hoping he would leave without any fuss. What had once been a vague recollection of a kindly old man had turned into a sinister connection to the unnatural when grievances had been aired leaving a lasting impression on the hobbit.

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    In a Hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit. But this is not your usual hobbit. No, she was a rather different sort, really, and all of the Shire knew it. She was a Bounder. Her name is Aconite Baggins.

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    Book two of the A Secret Gate series, beginning approximately 4 months after the conclusion of the Battle of Erebor.

    Read book 1 first.

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    Cross Posted on Fanfiction.net

    When Bard comes across a group of dwarves on the edge of Mirkwood, he doesn't want to help. But then he notices a woman is traveling with them. What he doesn't expect is to meet a woman who can empathize with the grief he has gone through, and motivate him to be a better father and a better man.

    AU- what might have happened if it wasn't Bilbo who went on the quest, but his widow

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    After the Fell Winter, Briar vowed that she'd never be that helpless again. However, she's can't escape the whispers in the Shire that she's cursed. So when the opportunity comes to leave the Shire arrives, Briar jumps at the chance, even if there is a fire breathing dragon waiting at the end.

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    The retelling of the Quest of Erebor with a hobbit that actually knows how to protect herself and travel. But will she be able to open her heart and trust this company of desperate dwarves or is she cursed to remain forever alone.

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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    Bella gets the Arkenstone and she gets it to Thorin but the Dragon follows and drags her and Fili by their feet across half of Arda before dropping them. They have to learn to work together to get home. Wherever that may be.

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    Gift to IseeFire Fanart of Bilba Baggins and how I think her hair would be based on your description

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    After the Quest for Erebor is accomplished, Billa Baggins goes back home, but was that really what she wanted? (Spoiler: No, it's not what she wanted at all.)

    In which love letters are written, hobbit inheritance law is complicated, and I screw with Bilbo's family tree to make things more fun.

    Updates on Wednesdays.

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    Bilba Baggins, one of the remaining Thain's Messengers left in the Shire, is sent to Erebor on a diplomatic mission. On her way there, she saves Frerin's life and alters her own.

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    When free-spirited artist, Mazarine Moreau, follows a voice on the wind and ends up in Middle-Earth she has a few simple goals. Stay alive. Keep Thorin, Fíli, Kíli and everyone else alive. Tell Gandalf about the Ring.

    Too bad she doesn’t speak a word of Westron.

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    A series of one-shots inspired by Chrononautical's The Seedling and Five People Who Could Have Said Something So The Seedling Wouldn't Have To. I loved these stories soooo much that I couldn't help coming up with More Ways Someone Could Have Said Something So The Seedling Wouldn't Have To. These stories won't make much sense if you haven't read what inspired them. So, basically, a bunch of one-shots about how fem!Bilbo Baggins and Thorin Oakenshield stopped being idiots and decided to talk to each other.

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    Billa goes into labor and Thorin isn't handling it well. Neither are anyone else but Glóin and his brother for that matter.

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    Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company.

    The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard).

    Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations.

    Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace.

    There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all.

    As the bride.

    Whether she likes it or not.

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    As Bilbo hides behind a pillar from Smaug she suddenly freezes in shock as he utters one sentence that changes everything.

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