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    did you ever think, Felix?

    I mean like, in a general sense, did you ever use your brain? Okay, okay. I'll be serious. I mean...

    Did you ever think you could build something, instead of destroying it?

    Did you ever think you were a man, and not a boy?

    Did you ever think you could have something to hold on to, some solid ground beneath your feet?

    A family? A home?

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    "Hey, boss. Any particular reason why you live like... like you ain't got time left?"

    She didn't answer, and busied herself with her flask.

    "Oh, stars. You sick? You dyin'?"

    "It ain't that simple, Felix. I got someone waiting on the Hope for me. Someone I got a duty to."

    "Oh." His heart sank. "Like... a husband, or a lover, or somethin'?"

    She shook her head.

    "Family. Blood."

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    This is a story about two people growing up - a process which is often messy, difficult, painful, and stupid. Especially when you're on an outlaw spaceship fighting oppression and restoring justice at the behest of a mad scientist, extra especially when things like love and friendship get involved, and super extra especially when everyone has guns. Lots and lots of guns.

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    5/?
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    An overenthusiastic lab assistant finds the future to be Not As Advertised™.

    On the bright side, May's student loan is gone.
    On the dark side, she's an addict with no sense of self-preservation and an impossible mission. If her life was bad before, then it was only getting worse from here.

    Or: in which Parvati, Ellie and Felix find out that despite her silliness, their captain is a ruined woman whose only reason for living are the memories of absent friends.

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    12/?
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    10
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    The Captain turns Felix on and leaves him to deal with the consequences himself.

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    1/1
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    1
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    “You’re a loose end,” Clyde says, and Evie moves without thinking. She doesn’t think about how she’s responsible for the entire Unreliable crew, or that she’s the basket that Phineas put all of his eggs in. She’s only thinking about how Felix, exposed, has a gun to his head. 

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    Travelling the Halcyon system is hard and often dangerous, there's marauders, raptidons, corporations, and diet toothpaste! Can you believe it? Through it all The Captain is just trying to make his way through this mess, but at the core he's still human after all, and humans are often so unpredictable.

    A series planned to consist of loosely connected one-shots looking at what goes on during the downtime aboard the Unreliable and the often less than glamourous side of being a glorified errand boy sometimes.

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    7/?
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    Just a fun thing exploring the relationship between Nyoka and the Captain. Who knows how long it'll go on for! Who knows if there'll be any real plot. I don't!

    Just a fun fluffy thing. Also the Captain is nonbinary (they/them)!

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    2/?
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    Violet Harper is the Captain of The Unreliable. She often takes on new crew members and seems to fall for a certain dork named Felix Millstone, completely by accident.

    She never does anything about it, despite it increasingly getting harder not to say or do something stupid to him.

    After a close encounter with a Mega Raptidon, words are exchanged and truths are unveiled. Turns out bringing down the Board and navigating their feelings for each other are harder than anticipated.

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    3/?
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    The last thing Weaver West, captain of the Unreliable, expected to see upon arriving at the hidden laboratory of Phineas Welles was a cryo-pod. More specifically, she was surprised at the presence of a currently-in-use cryo-pod. “What the fuck is going on?”

    “Ah, yes,” said Phineas, his words crackling through the voice box. “It seems I haven’t been entirely truthful with you.”

    --

    An alternate path in which not one, but two Hope colonists aid in the take-down of the Board.

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    2/?
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    Vicar Max and the Captain don't get along. Not yet at least.

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    Felix breaks his arm and has trouble showering. Max generously offers to help him out.

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    Dedicated to the wonderful cosmic_blue who wanted to read a fic about max bathing felix and was basically the entire reason i wrote this

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    A collection of Captain/Max fics.

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    10/?
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    Life on Earth left Nikey drained and dissatisfied with just existing. They wanted to live and not just exist doing the same thing they had been going their whole like. Waking up. Working. Sleeping. Repeat. Going to Halcyon seemed like the perfect out. Of course, it wasn't as perfect as one would believe.

     

    (Nikey is an afab, he/they nonbinary. So many people outside of their immediate circle refer to them with masculine pronouns)

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    2/?
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    You just want to deal with the problems on Monarch so you can move on to the next task Phineas has for you. Let's just say your crush, Felix Millstone, flirting with the local bartender from Stellar Bay is not helping you feel any less cranky about the situation you're in. Don't worry though. Nyoka has an idea on how you can catch his attention.

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    5/5
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    Living in Halcyon means needing someone to watch your back, but that can make a person feel vulnerable.

    The trick is finding someone who deserves your trust, and then actually following through on trusting them.

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    A beginning to end recount of the tales of Jamie, her crew, and Halcyon.

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    3/?
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    The Problem: Felix

    In this report you will find described the potential solutions to The Problem and the experimentation process that was followed to gain a ultimate solution that garnered the most success in the field.

    Please note that no crew members were seriously harmed in this study*.

     

     

    *Except Felix.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Felix never liked the OSI types anyway. Instruments of the Board through and through. All they’re good for is trying to convince anyone with half a mind of their own that they’re about to stray from the “Plan” and oh gee wouldn’t it be a lot better if you just shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down in your place on the corporate assembly line.

    Felix can’t imagine living that way. On one of the Colony planets, he means. Not being a member of the OSI. Though he can’t imagine that either. And he definitely has no idea at all about the kind of monstrous man who takes it as his personal duty to keep people in chains through promises of comfort and salvation and some forsaken Plan.

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    2/?
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    Felix is such a good boy!

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    1/1
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    Max and Felix watch a game of tossball together.

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    1/1
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    37
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    334
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    After Felix's revolution turned out to be a bust the Captain (you) and Max sit and offer him counsel. You don't remember who started it but the next thing you know Felix is between your thighs and Max is crowded against your back.

    Lots of filth and sin.

    Inspired by the excellent A Taste Test by MasterOfMew

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    English
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    1,997
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    426

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