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    He snagged one of Dirk’s energy drinks from the fridge, left there from countless nights of cases, nightmares, and just days where he would hang out around the apartment. Someone else would probably call him clingy, but Todd didn’t mind for the most part. He was probably a more annoying boyfriend than Dirk could ever be, and that included the almost dying twice a week. He took a drink, staring at the back of the couch as the minutes ticked by. An idea slowly began to form in his head.

    No, that was silly.

    That was ridiculous.

    That– was essentially how he defined his life at this point.

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    “Esattamente! Non sapevamo come le due cose fossero correlate, ma... voglio dire, è importante, no? Questo come il fatto che in questa cittadina non pioveva da sei mesi! Sei mesi interi! In pieno inverno. Faceva freddo ma non pioveva. Come? Quando ci siamo ritrovati davanti un krampus -penso che quello sia stato un momento molto basso della mia vita. Forse ho urlato. Forse sono ancora arrabbiato perché quei piccoli mostriciattoli sono entrati nella nostra stanza d'albergo a rubarci le fragole col cioccolato.” Scuote la testa. “Chi non si arrabbierebbe?”
    “Per gli atti: cos'è un krampus?”
    “Un krampus è un folletto delle leggende del Nord Europa. Non fanno molto. Rubano solo cibo. Molta mitologia norrena in questo caso.”
    “Non vedi l'ora di dire come tutto sia collegato, vero?”
    “Questo perché, amico mio, tutto è collegato!” esclama con mezzo sorriso. “Anche se in quel momento niente sembrava collegato.”

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    A guy hits on Dirk and it absolutely does not make Todd jealous, which leads to confessions, a date and plenty of kissing.

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    Or “In Which Farah Does Some Sleuthing”.

    There’s suspiciously little to be found in the Blackwing archives under the name ‘Dirk Gently’.

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    "Todd was really confused about what Dirk needed to ask his sister that required him not being in the room, or that was until Dirk put a hand in his pocket and pulled out a small blue velvet box. As his sister opened both her eyes and her mouth in surprise, he tried to make no sound while falling to the floor."

    Or in which Todd knows Dirk will propose and freaks out.

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    Dirk, Todd reckons, somehow still manages to look utterly adorable even when he’s hammered.

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    In which the founding members of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency launch an improbably successful three-person offensive against the CIA, and Amanda Brotzman saves the universe.

    Alternatively: Todd and Amanda try to tell their parents about what they've been up to lately.

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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

    Series
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    There’s only two real money making opportunities now. Chemical engineering, and hard drugs. As Dirk did not consider himself intelligent enough to aid in the forced evolution of biochemical warfare, he had settled for turning the brains of the nation into pop rocks.

    Essentially, Dirk is a drug dealer, and a good one at that. Farah is his business partner. Dirk was hella more tortured than canonically accurate by the CIA, Farah's gf tina is a police officer but totally gives no fucks about the wayward politics of the law, she just want to help people, and Farah gives her drugs. Oh, btw dirk is a janitor at the weapons place so he can accidentally throw out important plans and such.

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    From: d.gentl@springnews.org
    To: k.adams@springnews.org
    Subject: I Have A Question

    Can I play minesweeper when I'm not working?

    k.adams: Shouldn’t you be investigating?
    d.gentl: So...is that a no?

     

    (Almost An Attachments AU)

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    Maybe he was dreaming, maybe this was just some bullshit his brain made up and he would step through the office door and find himself in an upside-down version of the Ripley or on Pluto. But since, for the time being, he seemed to still be here, he might as well do this right. Brandishing pajamas and indignation, Todd announced his entrance.

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    Todd and Dirk are on the run from some baddies, and when they come back together they share some much-needed love

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    14
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    Dirk discovers that Pancake Day isn't celebrated in America and resolves to give his friends a surprise. Things don't go to plan.

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    Valentine's day is when you make sure the person special to you knows that they are. In which Martin is surprisingly sneaky and Amanda gets the best kind of surprise.

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    The love/peace spell that was casted on accident helps Dirk and Todd confess to each other. (takes place at the end of s02e05)

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    Even laundry day has its share of surprises for the Rowdy 3.

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    "It’s so loud, always. The blaring alarms ‘Awake. Awake. You are awake.’ Yes, I’m awake, please, stop. ‘Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wro-’ Not again, please. He just wants quiet but he never ever gets it."

    Backstory for Dirk. Very angsty with a happy ending.

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    Todd is woken up by a punk band in his basement.

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    “todd?” he hears someone call. the word yellow comes to mind. “todd!” his chest is aching. there’s a weight on it that keeps getting heavier.

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    "A fork.” Todd says, because that's what it is. He's holding a fork.

    “Ah, but this is not just any old fork. No.” Dirk says, and grins. “Watch this.” He pulls at the end with the prongs and the rest of it begins to get longer until he's holding a fork that's about twenty three inches long.

    “It's an…extendable fork.” He says, because there's really nothing else to say.

    “Yes. Spot on. Nice detecting Todd.” Dirk looks delighted, waving the extended fork around with wild abandon. “Anyway, I have a hunch it will be useful in the future so I bought it while in line at the chemist.”

     

     

    (In which Todd and Dirk and Farah try to settle into every day life and manage to do a spectacularly bad job at it)

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