2 Works in Falanu Hlaalu
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
04 Nov 2018
When Emperors start having weird dreams about you being the Hero and saving everyone by 'closing shut the jaws of Oblivion'- whatever that's supposed to mean-, and finding said Emperor's bastard son, things go from bad to worse quickly, especially if you've been thrown into a world where literal gates of Hell are opening up.
Between fighting evil cultists and demon lords, doing mundane tasks for peasants, avoiding the authorities like it's Les Misèrables, getting help from all sorts of lunatics with questionable backgrounds and moral standings, such as a very inconvenient but inhumanly handsome Nerevarine, the old Eternal Champion who is fueled basically by revenge and sweetrolls, a horse that's as smart as your average tax collector and the only Bosmer in Tamriel who can't shoot, Amaya can hardly keep up with the impossible quest ahead of her- let alone the little sanity she had to begin with.
Join our inelegant protagonist in her awkward adventure while she tries not to get killed before she can get it on with- I mean- save the last heir to the Septim throne. Of course, it's easier said than done.
And to think all this mess started with Sheogorath being bored.
- Part 1 of This Shit is Weird
Фалану Хлаалу выслали из родного Морровинда за нездоровый интерес к новым захоронениям. Она нашла пристанище в Сиродииле, где открыла лавку алхимика. Она вела скучную размеренную жизнь, пока один из её покупателей не призвал для защиты атронаха из плоти.
Иллюстратор: Русалка Милюля.