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    “We have five days of this ahead of us, Cap. Call me crazy, but I think if we don’t spend the entire time fighting over every little thing, we might have a chance of actually pulling this off.”

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    Tony tells a joke, that turns into a lie, that turns into him having to pretend to Steve Rogers' husband for five days. Just his luck.

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  2. 63

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    “Have we been fools?” Crowley asked.

    “The worst kind.”

    “Oh, I don’t know.” Crowley stood and placed his other hand on Aziraphale’s cheek, forcing his gaze up. “I’ve never had more fun than when I’ve been a fool with you.”

    or: nanny ashteroth and brother francis arrive at the dowlings, married. the decision ripples through the years.

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    After her father gets in too deep with the Russian Mob, Felicity finds herself engaged to a captain in the mob, who just happens to be her boss Oliver Queen.

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    “What the hell, Tony?” Rhodey demanded brusquely. Tony winced and drew the phone away from his ear. “You’ve got cops and Feds all over the hotel. I’m watching you perp walk out of the police station on repeat on CNN. They’re saying you tried to bribe Stern? Fox News has you selling weapons on the black market, and God that picture they’re using is the one from Bali in ’09. You look like shit. They wheeled Stern out and put him in an ambulance, by the way. Got some paparazzi swearing you decked the guy. Now they’ve got ‘copters following it like he’s OJ.”

    “Yeah, don’t worry, Sourpatch, I’ve got it covered. Uh, though, I should probably tell you that, purely in the interests of national security and the greater good, I kind of had to fake marry that stripper-gram you sent. Thanks for that, by the way,” Tony added quickly.

    UPDATED WITH FANART IN CHAPTER 3

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    if only we could learn to love each other, even in a void without.
    in a universe far far away, kim namjoon and kim seokjin have been thrown into an arranged marriage that needs to appear real. fumbling through a fake relationship isn't fun, and it's even less so when everything about the two clashes.

    or: namjin space au w/ fake relationship & arranged marriage. y'all know where this is going, buckle up for the ride.

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    Kara has only recently just met Lena and has come to her office to interview her one on one for an article she is writing. But Lena arrives in her office with a member of her board who is threatening Lena's position at the company. To secure her position Lena pretends that she is engaged to Kara, and thankfully Kara plays along with it.

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    "'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

    When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

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    Marriage can bring happiness- love, prosperity, and unity. Unless you marry as you are told to by your family. Unless you marry the very monster in your worst nightmares. The one who seems to hate you. The one that hurts you. Unless you become his.

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    “Does anyone there look familiar? I am going to kill Adam, he’s done this on purpose!” Crowley hissed.
    Aziraphale frowned. “Well, Adam of course. And-“
    “Nanny Ashtoreth?” came a disbelieving – and American – voice. “Is that you?”

     

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    Adam brings his boyfriend, Warlock, home for the holiday. Adam figures out that Warlock's nanny and gardner may, in fact, be a certain demon and angel of his acquaintance. Adam has a very, very good idea.

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley are required to pull on some old disguises at short notice, Warlock is delighted to see his old caretakers again, and Adam's going to pay for this later but right now it's hilarious.

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    Natasha is Steve's first friend at SHIELD (and okay, maybe he wants a little more than friendship). They're both old souls in different ways.

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    After receiving an indecent proposal from a stranger—one he can’t refuse in his current situation—, Dean finds himself getting caught up in a Green Card marriage with a pianist from Poland.
    Cas, on the other side, is looking down on the pieces of his career. Not only is his professional reputation in ruins, he is also about to get deported, forcing him out of the life he built for himself. In Dean, however, he finds new hope and maybe something more.

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    After so much effort trying to figure out how he wants to die, now Arthur Morgan has to figure out how he wants to live. After hanging on to get revenge on the O'Driscolls, Sadie Adler isn't sure what comes next either. Surviving sometimes is the easy part--living is harder. (UA for the end of the final Chapter 6 mission, "Red Dead Redemption" and beyond).

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    When Lance gets dumped by his fiancée just days before his entire family is flying out to visit, he finds himself trapped in a monumental lie. Now, with no bride-to-be, and no guts to admit the truth, he’s in desperate need of a pseudo-sweetheart — and fast. And Keith just so happens to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time. [AU. Klance.]

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    “Oh. Yeah.” Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. “Come to New York with me tomorrow?"

    Aziraphale blinked. “Why?"

    “To see how Warlock is doing,” Crowley said, as if that was obvious. “You’re a terrible father for an angel. I’m a demon, and I make a far better mother."

    "We're not his parents! He has two perfectly good parents of his own!"

    "Fine."

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    Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him, for some high-end hedonism, and at exactly which point did Crowley start referring to him as his husband anyway?

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    Complete 20th August

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    Jimin needs money so he can quit his job. And what better way than to lie about getting married to your best friend and roommate you've been secretly pining after, and sending invitations to every billionaire possible so they might send you a gift?

    Then Min Yoongi actually shows up at their door, promising to give them their gift on their wedding day instead, and now they're stuck hanging out and befriending a billionaire they're pretending to already know. It doesn't help that he's cute and sweet and really hot and it's almost impossible not to fall for him.

    Now... How to tell him the truth without scaring him off? (And do they really need to tell him?)

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    Steve just wanted a job. He wasn't expecting a marriage proposal. And he certainly wasn't expecting to accept.

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    “What do you have in mind, my dear?”

    “It’s hardly what’s on my mind that matters, angel, but what’s on yours. I take back a male-shaped corporation and you take my place. Your choice on gender expression, surely. Tell the staff what I am to you, make your own documents. Do your own thing. [...] Regale me with tales of your cover on my return, and if I deem it creative enough, let’s say… I do a century of thwarting and tempting, if you win.”

    Aziraphale pretended to ponder on this, and Crowley pretended to observe him in anticipation. “And if you’re not convinced it’s creative enough?”

    “You do it when I ask of you.” Crowley extended his dainty hand, his other resting by the hem of his bodice. “Just another part of the Arrangement, angel. Deal?”

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    Either stay married to an arrogantly conceited billionaire for one year and get a million dollars in return, or drown in his father’s debt with the risk of ending up on the streets. Signing the prenup suddenly seems harder than it looks.

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