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    It's a habit, now.

    Weird one, yeah. Brody can admit that. But whatever. He's probably not going to be able to break it anytime soon, and at this point it's gotten so whenever he's hanging around the set, in between takes or waiting for a piece of equipment to get moved, he just—goes right for his phone.

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    It’s, “That 5 + 1-and-Soulmate Fic”!

    Or: Five times John and Nate get high (and fuck); one time they don’t get high (but still fuck), and one time John doesn’t wonder about or eat his heart out over his Vaultie lover’s gauntlet-covered soulphrase. Because wondering? Is no longer relevant or necessary.

     

     

    COMPLETE! THANK YOU ALL for reading, kudoing, commenting, and sticking with it <3

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    In Which a Group of Lusii Lament the Near-Adulthood of Their Wigglers and, in a Misguided Attempt to Cope with the Situation, a Crustacean Lusus Deems Himself an Expert on Romance and Embarks on a Long and Foolhardy Quest to Help His Fellow Lusii Find Fulfilling Relationships; Contains Many Scenes of Wigglers Expressing Disgust When Confronted with the Possibility of Their Custodians Pailing, a Reversal of Accepted Societal Roles Wherein a Brown-blooded Psychic Acts as Sidekick to a Lusus Instead of Imposing His Will Upon the Lusus as is Considered Proper, Mentions of Deceased Lusii, and a General Lack of Regard for the Hemospectrum.

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    8/?
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    Giuanne swirled his cup of wine idly, leaning back against one gleaming marble column, and did his best to look self-important, disdainful, and a little bit bored.

    It wasn't difficult.

    At least not until Aurelio arrived. But then it had been that way for weeks, months. Giuanne had lost all hope of mastering himself in that regard. Because Aurelio had no idea Giuanne was using him and always had been, cold and clear-eyed and deliberate; and he had no idea Giuanne was in love with him; and Giuanne could speak of neither, even as it sickened him with hot helpless guilt to hold his silence.

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    "Why are we even here...cleaning of all things?" Tony groused from the floor in the large empty room they had just cleaned out.

    Thor snorted as he walked across the hall, shutting the door to the tower study; his stomach jumping in excitement to present it to Loki. "Becuase you want to use my pool," he laughed.

    "Oh yeah..." Tony hummed turning to the corner window. "Holy bombshell and beefcake 10 o'clock. Are those the cheer co-captains?"

    Steve and Thor moved to see a moving trailer on Odin's SUV and a candy green sonata parking on the side of the road. A bounce of red hair hopped out as well as a bulky brunette and Thor grinned as Loki got out of the driver's side. He scrambled to open the window, muscling Tony and steve out of the way, "Welcome home brother!" He yelled, grinning wildly as he waved.

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    Julian wakes lying on his front, with a mild but insistent headache, an uncomfortably dry throat, and a dim sense that the bed he's in is not his own. And he's right: it's Garak's.

    Because he and Garak got possibly a little bit too drunk at Quark's, and then possibly also a little bit married on top of it, and there's just no way this is going to be anything but a disaster.

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    巴基·巴恩斯年方十八岁,即将高中毕业,爱着他最好的朋友。没关系。他总会释怀,或是等到上了大学,和每个乐队里的文艺青年上床消愁。至少娜塔莎是这么说的。
    乐队主唱!朋克芽×橄榄球队队员詹,清水无差

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    Kimi is a grumpy mechanic. He needs money. Sebastian needs a cheap place to stay while going to school. It's a roommates au. Things happen.

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    11/?
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    The Capital Wasteland Commonwealth. It’s been one year since Sole Survivor, Nate Jordan, convinced Maxson to spare Danse’s life and simply banish him. Nate then left the Brotherhood of Steel over their draconian stances and many other reasons, including growing ideological differences. Former-Paladin Jordan has joined the Minutemen and risen quickly through the ranks to become General Garvey’s most trusted commander.

    But in the time that Nate’s been following his conscience and ambition, he hasn’t forgotten the man who gave him the foundations for his new life and purpose. In that spirit, he sends one of the best, most wily scouts in the Commonwealth to Listening Post Bravo with a message for Former-Paladin Danse.

    Of course, Nate’s closest friend and his most useful . . . frenemy finding each other irresistibly intriguing and magnetic is not part of Nate’s plan, right? Right?

    OR: “Danse is a depressed and paranoid android; Vulpes is a calculating, chem-addicted fox-rat; and Sole Survivor Nate Jordan is a notorious cheat at cards and many, many other things. And everyone lives in the Capital Wasteland Commonwealth. Let’s see where this goes.”

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    After an amicable break up with T'Pring, Spock tries his luck with trying to find a mate online. His search for a logical match turns out to be harder than he expected. ( Originally posted to my Lamb's Ear account. Will be updated with the ending there and will be posted to it's completion here)

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    Германн и Ньютон понятия не имеют, насколько плох их секс. Увы, это слишком хорошо осознаёт кое-кто другой.

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    Dust motes dance through the air and light glides into the room curling around Rai’s figure.

    There was something sempiternal about his master, unending as the turn of the earth or burn of the farthest stars.

    Frankenstein ceases to keep the pretence of cleaning and looks.

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    "If I win, I get to watch you masturbate." He shouldn’t have agreed to that.

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    I'm a little uncomfortable writing sex scenes. The best way to get over that is to practice, practice, practice. These are the result of prompts submitted through my Tumblr. I'm currently open and taking requests at www.werewolf-words.tumblr.com. Not all of the tags apply to every story, and I might need to add more later. Individual content warnings are given at the beginning of each chapter.

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    In which Federico prompts Xanxus and Squalo to examine some of their assumptions.

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    (Inspired by the elevator teaser clip from Uprising.) Hermann has a policy about PDA. When Newt violates it, they end up having a little discussion.

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    Ok here is my late entry into the 00Q reverse bang.
    Q and James are in two different relationships, with each other and still manage to create a life together.

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    Five times Poe Dameron serenaded Finn. Not the only five, but five that really matter :-)

    NOTE (02.09.2018): This fic is NOT on hiatus. I'm currently chipping away at it in tiny-ass steps. "Tiny-ass" mostly because I didn't finish the final chapter before TLJ was scheduled to leave my local theater. So, I saw it the final night of its tenure and . . . since then, nothing I write in this story makes a damned bit of sense and my brain/heart go haywire. The ending I had planned makes less sense than thirteen o'clock. I can't tell if that's because it really doesn't fit, or because TLJ broke my head- and heart-meats so bad that until I recover from it--it's been two weeks, almost--nothing will make sense. But I'm trying. I haven't given up or forgotten, despite the loads of Dragon Age fic I'm turning out. I have to write or go nuts(er) and if the Stormpilot ain't flowin', I gotta write whatever will. Being stymied so close to the end of THIS fic, however, is . . . enraging. My stubborn and contrary nature alone will keep me chipping away, rest assured. But it may take a few more weeks :-/

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    Shikamaru is in love with Naruto. It's, uh, not going great.

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    "When you are a vampire, you become very sexy." -Deacon

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    1/1
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    86
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    5
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    769

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