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    The Archives are his and stepping away from them, even for a night… it’s strange. Like he’s pretending to be someone else.

    Like he’s pretending to be human.

     
    Jon and Martin attend Jon's Oxford University Reunion.

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    Dean loves Cody's motorbike and should probably at least start to learn how to ride it. But he's really easily distracted. So is Cody sometimes.

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    Aziraphale beamed at him. "I just thought, well, I never really do new things, do I? And there you are, doing new things all the time. It seemed rather jolly."

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    “Kinky how?” she asked. “Whatcha got, big boy? Top three ideas, lay ‘em on me.”

    “Uh…” he stuttered. “Uh… uh, robots.”

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    Less than 2 weeks after Steven's birthday is celebrated, another party is scheduled - this time for Peridot's 14th anniversary of emergence. After almost 4 months of endless working, stress, danger, and struggle following the events of Gem Ascension, Steven and Peridot are nearing their breaking points and are desperate for a means of stress relief in order to keep the new Era 3 running.

    Whatever it takes to keep them from falling apart in a world where growing up too fast is unavoidable, they're both prepared to do it and face the consequences together.

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    A glimpse into the life of one Natalie Oullette, better known as Clockwork, and a few times in her life she had conflicting feelings for the first friend she made in her new life.

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    Ray has an epiphany during the filming of the SING video.

    Written for the no_tags prompt 3. Ray Toro/Gerard Way, Behind the scenes of the SING video

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    Operation: Get Patrick A Girlfriend fails on the first step when Pete accidentally gives Patrick a love potion instead of a confidence elixir.

    or the Valentine’s Day AU where Pete tries his best, Patrick buys coffee four times a day, Joe is a good friend, and there’s Andy the ginger tabby cat.

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    Tim feels something a lot like dread and self-preservation instinct flare up inside his stomach.

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    Stephanie Brown: struggling college student, Batgirl, and a not-so-terrible flirt who can't stop staring at that pretty girl in her freshman year elective course.

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    "Please, Dinah. Let's not talk about that awkward and terrible time."

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    "Someday," Tim mourns in his ear as they watch the streets, "I'm going to get that dinner."

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    "Why are we even here...cleaning of all things?" Tony groused from the floor in the large empty room they had just cleaned out.

    Thor snorted as he walked across the hall, shutting the door to the tower study; his stomach jumping in excitement to present it to Loki. "Becuase you want to use my pool," he laughed.

    "Oh yeah..." Tony hummed turning to the corner window. "Holy bombshell and beefcake 10 o'clock. Are those the cheer co-captains?"

    Steve and Thor moved to see a moving trailer on Odin's SUV and a candy green sonata parking on the side of the road. A bounce of red hair hopped out as well as a bulky brunette and Thor grinned as Loki got out of the driver's side. He scrambled to open the window, muscling Tony and steve out of the way, "Welcome home brother!" He yelled, grinning wildly as he waved.

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    In Which a Group of Lusii Lament the Near-Adulthood of Their Wigglers and, in a Misguided Attempt to Cope with the Situation, a Crustacean Lusus Deems Himself an Expert on Romance and Embarks on a Long and Foolhardy Quest to Help His Fellow Lusii Find Fulfilling Relationships; Contains Many Scenes of Wigglers Expressing Disgust When Confronted with the Possibility of Their Custodians Pailing, a Reversal of Accepted Societal Roles Wherein a Brown-blooded Psychic Acts as Sidekick to a Lusus Instead of Imposing His Will Upon the Lusus as is Considered Proper, Mentions of Deceased Lusii, and a General Lack of Regard for the Hemospectrum.

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    “It can just be our non-denominational calendar that happens to have twenty-five days of sex toys, how about that?”

    Hermann holds out for all of ten seconds before sighing in defeat. “Fine,” he says. “I suppose we haven’t much else to do then, anyway.”

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    The pack is adapting to life after Zack moves away, and things might not be going as smoothly as you'd expect. Or they're going just as smoothly as to be expected, which if you know these boys, means not at all.

    Spencer may be an alpha, but that doesn't mean he knows how to be an Alpha. Jon is willing to help him- no matter what it takes. Brendon's talking to his therapist, but not even trained professionals have all the answers when it comes to these types of problems. And Will? He has a plan, a maybe-boyfriend, and a fairy who's willing to help him get it together.

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    It's a habit, now.

    Weird one, yeah. Brody can admit that. But whatever. He's probably not going to be able to break it anytime soon, and at this point it's gotten so whenever he's hanging around the set, in between takes or waiting for a piece of equipment to get moved, he just—goes right for his phone.

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    It’s, “That 5 + 1-and-Soulmate Fic”!

    Or: Five times John and Nate get high (and fuck); one time they don’t get high (but still fuck), and one time John doesn’t wonder about or eat his heart out over his Vaultie lover’s gauntlet-covered soulphrase. Because wondering? Is no longer relevant or necessary.

     

     

    COMPLETE! THANK YOU ALL for reading, kudoing, commenting, and sticking with it <3

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    Giuanne swirled his cup of wine idly, leaning back against one gleaming marble column, and did his best to look self-important, disdainful, and a little bit bored.

    It wasn't difficult.

    At least not until Aurelio arrived. But then it had been that way for weeks, months. Giuanne had lost all hope of mastering himself in that regard. Because Aurelio had no idea Giuanne was using him and always had been, cold and clear-eyed and deliberate; and he had no idea Giuanne was in love with him; and Giuanne could speak of neither, even as it sickened him with hot helpless guilt to hold his silence.

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    Julian wakes lying on his front, with a mild but insistent headache, an uncomfortably dry throat, and a dim sense that the bed he's in is not his own. And he's right: it's Garak's.

    Because he and Garak got possibly a little bit too drunk at Quark's, and then possibly also a little bit married on top of it, and there's just no way this is going to be anything but a disaster.

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