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    Jiang Yanli heads home to Lotus Pier to see her brother. Is she going to be sure her grumpy brother accepts her husband? Has she orchestrated some other reveals? Are we finally getting Jiang Yanli’s POV? Yes.

    Or: When my lovely simple porn verse grew Feelings.

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    Since Merlin came around, there have been problems. (Castle Extra)

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    Wei Wuxian, a covert intelligence agent of Yunmeng Jiang, is slated to marry His Highness Lan Wangji, the Second Prince of the Empire. Unfortunately, he’s caught feelings for the Mysterious Beautiful Assassin Man who has started accompanying him on missions.

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    Meng Shi was no ordinary prostitute; she was a Courtesan. When Sect Leader Jin threw her out she knew better than to think he was worth her, or her baby's, time.

    Meng Yao knows this and take a different route to gain influence in the Cultivation world. One that leads him to some similar places, and people, and some very different outcomes.

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    Opalsong and Vorvayne tell you a story where:

    Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng make a pact to lose their virginity at Nie Huaisang's party. Jiang Yanli thinks this is a great idea and joins in. Jin Zixuan is too much of a romantic to take Yanli up on it but his wingwoman MianMian is not. Jiang Cheng fails to notice anyone subtly trying to take him to bed (Huaisang) but does understand when Nie Mingjue asks him straight up. Wei Wuxian is too distracted by Lan Wangji to realize he is losing.

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    How Jiang Yanli ends up getting both a boyfriend and a girlfriend, Jiang Cheng gets his eyes (and other parts) opened to the glory that is a Nie's sex life, and Wei Wuxian loses a bet and finally gains the love of his life.

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    Talks in K’veer like ships in the night, missing the common shore.

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    “Thank you all for coming,” Lan Xichen said, pouring tea for the other three people at the table. “I think you all know why I’ve asked you to gather here today.”

    “Sure,” Nie Mingjue said, accepting the cup. “Because our younger siblings have decided to join together to become a criminal gang.”

    “That seems like an unduly harsh way to put it,” Jiang Yanli murmured, inclining her head in thanks to Lan Xichen as she took her own. “After all, they’re helping people, aren’t they?”

    Wen Qing huffed. “Leverage,” she drawled. “If I ever find out who gave them that idea…!”

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    Long-Haired Twink In Lingerie Does Intense Edging to Bichen’s Latest Dirty Talk Video
    #ReactionVid #Edging #Selfbondage #Bichen
    To follow this video you will need: your favourite remote controlled vibrating dildo and a strong ribbon or length of soft rope.
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    One too many comments of “tag ur porn” on Lan Wangji’s extremely popular Youtube ASMR channel gets him thinking. Wei Wuxian, a middlingly popular camboy, and long-time fan of Hanguang-jun’s ASMR finds the new smutty dirty talk channel and films his reactions to it.

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    Nie Huaisang does Maryland School of Arts' morning announcements. He keeps everyone up to date on all the gossip. Including the fire in the art building, Wen Qing's fashion line, Jiang Yanli's rising music career, and Premier Dancer Lan Wangji's duet drama with New Student Wei Wuxian.

    what do you mean Nie Huaisang isn't supposed to be doing these announcements???

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    Kyoya is far away from Tamaki for university, but he doesn't have time to be homesick.

    Tamaki realizes how much he misses being close to Kyoya, and decides to do something about it.

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    Kimi is a grumpy mechanic. He needs money. Sebastian needs a cheap place to stay while going to school. It's a roommates au. Things happen.

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    13/?
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    “That’s it!” Tamaki declared. “I am taking you home and putting you right to bed!” 

    “Our guests are arriving,” Mori said from the doorway.  Tamaki drooped. 

    “I’m taking you home and putting you to bed later!” he amended. 

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    once more i am thinking abt wei ying introducing himself to lan zhan as a sub(stitute teacher) at a formal gathering, & lan zhan, surprised that this cute guy he kinda recognizes from the community center would just introduce himself as a sub(missive) like that at a public event!

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    Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng make a pact to lose their virginity at Nie Huaisang's party. Jiang Yanli thinks this is a great idea and joins in. Jin Zixuan is too much of a romantic to take Yanli up on it but his wingwoman Mianmian is not. Jiang Cheng fails to notice anyone subtly trying to take him to bed (Huaisang) but does understand when Nie Mingjue asks him straight up. Wei Wuxian is too distracted by Lan Wangji to realize he is losing.

    OR

    How Jiang Yanli ends up getting both a boyfriend and a girlfriend, Jiang Cheng gets his eyes (and other parts) opened to the glory that is a Nie's sex life, and Wei Wuxian loses a bet and finally gains the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
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    28
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1954
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    wangxian au where wei wuxian shitposts an ad to be hired as a gremlin boyfriend for family gatherings and lan wangji replies to him, seeking his services.

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    In which coffee shop employee Wei Wuxian is actually a masterful Leroy Jenkins, Lan Wangji is one of the twin Jade pillars of the Lan Guild, and the Módào Zǔshī setting is World of Warcraft Cultivation. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji meet, fall in love, take World of Cultivation by storm, and finally get together with the help of their friends.

    Language:
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    Comments:
    14
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    30
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    5
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    Роберт готов идти на крайности, чтобы снова завоевать Кэролайн.

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    Русский
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    Arthur can't seem to remember things...

    Prompt: Oblivious

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    11
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    4
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    600
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    AU. Kakashi brings a whole new meaning to the term 'staycation'. Iruka is not all that amused.

    This is the other option of the semi-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure event Day 25 became and is the shorter ending to Dealing With Scrooge Kakashi. (They're 23 and 24. Naruto and Sasuke are 9)

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    The war is over and Finn is having trouble sorting out what that means.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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