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    "Why are we even here...cleaning of all things?" Tony groused from the floor in the large empty room they had just cleaned out.

    Thor snorted as he walked across the hall, shutting the door to the tower study; his stomach jumping in excitement to present it to Loki. "Becuase you want to use my pool," he laughed.

    "Oh yeah..." Tony hummed turning to the corner window. "Holy bombshell and beefcake 10 o'clock. Are those the cheer co-captains?"

    Steve and Thor moved to see a moving trailer on Odin's SUV and a candy green sonata parking on the side of the road. A bounce of red hair hopped out as well as a bulky brunette and Thor grinned as Loki got out of the driver's side. He scrambled to open the window, muscling Tony and steve out of the way, "Welcome home brother!" He yelled, grinning wildly as he waved.

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    Германн и Ньютон понятия не имеют, насколько плох их секс. Увы, это слишком хорошо осознаёт кое-кто другой.

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    Dust motes dance through the air and light glides into the room curling around Rai’s figure.

    There was something sempiternal about his master, unending as the turn of the earth or burn of the farthest stars.

    Frankenstein ceases to keep the pretence of cleaning and looks.

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    "If I win, I get to watch you masturbate." He shouldn’t have agreed to that.

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    I'm a little uncomfortable writing sex scenes. The best way to get over that is to practice, practice, practice. These are the result of prompts submitted through my Tumblr. I'm currently open and taking requests at www.werewolf-words.tumblr.com. Not all of the tags apply to every story, and I might need to add more later. Individual content warnings are given at the beginning of each chapter.

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    In which Federico prompts Xanxus and Squalo to examine some of their assumptions.

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    In Which a Group of Lusii Lament the Near-Adulthood of Their Wigglers and, in a Misguided Attempt to Cope with the Situation, a Crustacean Lusus Deems Himself an Expert on Romance and Embarks on a Long and Foolhardy Quest to Help His Fellow Lusii Find Fulfilling Relationships; Contains Many Scenes of Wigglers Expressing Disgust When Confronted with the Possibility of Their Custodians Pailing, a Reversal of Accepted Societal Roles Wherein a Brown-blooded Psychic Acts as Sidekick to a Lusus Instead of Imposing His Will Upon the Lusus as is Considered Proper, Mentions of Deceased Lusii, and a General Lack of Regard for the Hemospectrum.

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    (Inspired by the elevator teaser clip from Uprising.) Hermann has a policy about PDA. When Newt violates it, they end up having a little discussion.

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    Ok here is my late entry into the 00Q reverse bang.
    Q and James are in two different relationships, with each other and still manage to create a life together.

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    Five times Poe Dameron serenaded Finn. Not the only five, but five that really matter :-)

    NOTE (02.09.2018): This fic is NOT on hiatus. I'm currently chipping away at it in tiny-ass steps. "Tiny-ass" mostly because I didn't finish the final chapter before TLJ was scheduled to leave my local theater. So, I saw it the final night of its tenure and . . . since then, nothing I write in this story makes a damned bit of sense and my brain/heart go haywire. The ending I had planned makes less sense than thirteen o'clock. I can't tell if that's because it really doesn't fit, or because TLJ broke my head- and heart-meats so bad that until I recover from it--it's been two weeks, almost--nothing will make sense. But I'm trying. I haven't given up or forgotten, despite the loads of Dragon Age fic I'm turning out. I have to write or go nuts(er) and if the Stormpilot ain't flowin', I gotta write whatever will. Being stymied so close to the end of THIS fic, however, is . . . enraging. My stubborn and contrary nature alone will keep me chipping away, rest assured. But it may take a few more weeks :-/

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    Shikamaru is in love with Naruto. It's, uh, not going great.

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    "When you are a vampire, you become very sexy." -Deacon

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    Two lines cut across his boyfriend's chest; pink and just below his nipples. Ryan wants to kiss them.

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    got my “.” in 3rd jackass mnd ur bsns

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    Hunk and Lance have always been near-inseparable at the Garrison. They tell each other everything, eat together, room together, and study together.

    So when Lance overhears someone offhandedly say, "Say hi to your boyfriend for me” to Hunk, the betrayal is real.

    Embarking on this quest to uncover Hunk’s mystery “boyfriend” seems the next obvious step. But it’s more work than he expects: no one seems to know exactly what he’s asking, or they’re having a different conversation than he is. And he’s starting to get a sneaking suspicion that the person he’s looking for is closer than he thinks.

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    Robert goes to some extremes to win back Caroline.

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    On the night of October 31st, Linda and Frank Iero welcome a baby boy into their family. He weighs six pounds, four ounces, and is nineteen inches long. They give him a family name, and he becomes the third Iero man to bear the name of Frank.

    A year later, on All Hallow's Eve, a sleeping baby is taken from his crib and replaced with a fake. The babe will later be taken from the hands of the goblin that stole him, and he will be raised by two rowan treefolk, a house brownie, and some pixies.

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    When Ray walks down the stairs to the Way family basement, the last thing Mikey expects to see is a scrappy and long-haired form following behind him. But as he later finds out, Frank is almost always unexpected in the best of ways, the rest of the world be damned.

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    “One's not half of two; two are halves of one.”—e. e. cummings

    Or: Two relationships Captain Steve Rogers has observed from the outside, and one relationship Steve was in far too deep—and didn’t even realize—to be anything but observed.

    Chapter One Summary: Sometimes, when Stark smiles, Clint forgets . . . forgets that the guy can be such a fucking asshole at a moment’s notice. And Stark . . . Stark doesn’t forget anything. He even remembers—to the minute, almost—the six month-iversary of their first time. Without Friday’s help or reminding. Steve may have thoughts on why that is, but he’s no scholar of the Human Condition and anyway, Clint’s never been one for baseless speculation.

    And it’d take a lot more than Stark is capable of ever giving to make Clint think that speculation isn’t baseless.

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    It’s the beginning after the end . . . or it could be. And in their bedroom, after the War, Steve Rogers discovers that like everything deemed precious and worth having, he, too, needs to be fought for . . . and won. The question is, does Tony Stark want him enough—is he the right person—to do both?

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    “I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” --Rita Rudner

    Baze Malbus and Chirrut Îmwe navigate married life, family, and kitchen appliances one busy Saturday. Not limited to arguing over wedding gifts, gross candy, Funko figures, walking in on their son and his very unexpected boyfriend in a . . . compromising position and, finally, chasing the ever-elusive peaceful afterglow, after such a full and eventful day.

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