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    Take one super soldier braving the world of modern cooking, stir in one spicy scientist-in-training, mix well, and bake at 350 degrees until dating.

    WARNING: repeatedly opening the oven door with calls to Assemble will increase baking time.

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    "As you know, Charles, we are down one hundred and sixty million because of the sponsor ban," says Mattia. “As your team principal, I am asking for your help. The team will need it."

    Charles nods. They probably need him to do some more modelling or something. He can do that. Even if he’d have to go, he shudders even thinking of it, catalogue. "I'm ready to help out the team in any way."

    Mattia folds his hands in front of his desk and looks at Charles very seriously. "Well, then, Charles," he starts, "have you heard of OnlyFans?"

    When Formula 1 decides to clean up their sponsors, teams are left scrambling to find money. Ferrari is hit particularly hard, and they find an unconventional way to get more budget.

    Charles isn’t quite sure how he feels about OnlyFans, though. And where can he find a good photographer, anyway?

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    Meng Shi was no ordinary prostitute; she was a Courtesan. When Sect Leader Jin threw her out she knew better than to think he was worth her, or her baby's, time.

    Meng Yao knows this and take a different route to gain influence in the Cultivation world. One that leads him to some similar places, and people, and some very different outcomes.

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    5 times Charles and Carlos help each other out and the 1 time they didn’t have to.

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    "Oh my god, fuck you. You are the worst," Dream tells him, already laughing despite the edge to it. "Except, no, wait. Don't fuck you, because you'd probably like that, huh?"

    Oh, so that's how it's going to be, today. "I wouldn't, actually."

    "Oh, wouldn't you?" Dream's voice is even lower now, quieter, more intimate.

    It's not going to work. "No, I wouldn't." 

    "No, of course not, Georgie," Dream teases him, wheezing. "Oh my god, you're so-" 

    "No, really, you idiot. Sorry, I only fuck guys with vanilla blaze rod drops."

    And that's how the fight started.

    (A story in cycles, vicious and otherwise.)

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    “So, what did you do to Charles?” Mick casually wonders out loud. “Or is that not Charles, glaring at us?” He points out the red figure, staring at them in the distance. When Sebastian turns around, so does the figure, marching away decisively.

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    It started with just kissing, a very familiar activity for them, except for how the door was still open to their bathroom where they had brushed their teeth before bed, because no one else used that bathroom. There was no sister or parent a dozen feet away considering a cheeky peek or teasing remark. There was no reason to stop short of anything. There wasn't even an alarm for the morning. It was just the two of them, rolling back and forth with increasing intensity, wearing nothing but their underwear, atop sheets that smelled like the new detergent Zon had picked out himself.

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    in which saifahzon had one kind of first time on beach holiday, but are attempting a different kind of first time now that they live together

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    James never made it as far as Stuyvesant Heights when he reached the twin villages of Bedford & Stuyvesant that harsh and hurried night on horseback in the driving snow all the way up from London. Clint’s mother, Edith, Lady Barton rode out in her fur-lined cloak to greet him as the moon rose and snow continued to blanket the countryside without ceasing. James would lose the road soon, he feared.

    Damn and blast, he despised this whole shitty season.

    “I’m just on my way into the village to see the wise woman,” the lady confided to James by way of greeting. “I’m glad you’ve finally come, James Barnes, before my lord Earl foolishly recovers and restarts this whole disagreement over again.” She sighed, sounding a hundred plus her years.

    “What’s happened? Do you need help, Lady Edith? If it is in my power to give it, I offer any help you need,” James swore.

    “Marry my younger son, Lord Barnes,” she demanded bluntly. “Offer for him with all possible haste before his father or brother are given charge somehow over the Bronx estates.”

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    For the prompt: Shang Qinghua/Mobei-jun - Anachronistic

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    Where there are problems, Arthur devises solutions.

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    Kyoya is far away from Tamaki for university, but he doesn't have time to be homesick.

    Tamaki realizes how much he misses being close to Kyoya, and decides to do something about it.

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    Stiles tripped over the threshold of his own bedroom. In his defense, he had a slab of hot, muscular werewolf pressed up against him and gnawing on his neck, so his feet weren’t getting a lot of his attention.

    Derek kept him from hitting the floor, at least. “You’re a disaster, you know that?”

    “Oh yeah?” Stiles tugged Derek closer by the shirt and kicked the door shut behind him. “Well, you’re still here, so—”

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    Bucky realizes he’s feeling some kinda way thanks to Clint.

    Turns out, Clint’s been feeling some kinda way, too, just not about Darcy the way Bucky thought.

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    Verano. Es una palabra simple, algo que todos conocen y se entiende por casi todo el mundo. Mas esa pequeña palabra, está prohibida decirla frente Emiya, sus amigos no saben porque, o el que lo causo, pero la sola mención de la palabra “Verano” hace que Emiya se ponga un humor terrible, como si alguien le recordara la muerte de su perro o algo similar.

    ¿Qué hizo que Emiya odiara tanto esa palabra?

    La respuesta esa pregunta, en realidad es simple, un corazón roto, desde aquel verano en Irlanda, donde conoció a cierto chico peli-azul con ojos tan vivos como la sangre, nada fue igual en el mundo de Emiya. Un amor de verano, lo podrían llamar, no se supone que se enamorara en el viaje que iba a hacer junto a su padre por verano, pero el destino es así, y por eso, si quieres saber la situación que provoco que Emiya odiara esa palabra, simplemente debes adivinar que sucedió entre él y ese chico irlandés.

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    One fated day in 2016, Sebastian’s world suddenly sprang into life, the gray washing away with all the colours he had ever tried to imagine but failed.

    The very least his soulmate could have done, after changing the way he saw the world forever, was actually show up, though.

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    God, Darcy misses Steve like air

    The first time she even hears his voice after his accident is a week after her return to the states from Tokyo, with her neck covered in gold and silver medals, and her All American smile screwed on tight for ABC’s four-hour morning audience. A headache is building behind her eyes and tightening her neck, and the back of her scalp starts burning with tension, too. She knows a full blown tension headache is likely in her future later today at this rate. Some enterprising PA at Good Morning America sets up an audio call between segments when one of her teammates lets slip that Darcy’s best friend missed her whole Olympic performance due to a broken wrist and surgery, and is presently on his way to Europe for the better part of an entire semester abroad. 

    “Darce, is that you?” Steve’s voice crackles in her earwig like he might actually be calling from his commercial plane flying over the Atlantic. 

    Steve…?” She claps a hand over her mouth and struggles not to cry fat, ugly tears on national television.

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    Where Langa is a frequent visitor at a sketchy, run-down smoothie shop - but it's because they make the best smoothies - not because there is a boy who works there with Disney princess eyes and a pretty smile with the cutest butt. Woah, wait - Butt?! Langa weirds himself out sometimes with his thought process.

     

    (or the one where Reki is obvious, Langa is clueless, and everyone else is getting tired of the boys’ weird mating dance)

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    The story of how Lan Wangji’s nipple piercings got WangXian together.

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    steve forgets to call.

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    When Charles catches Sebastian wearing red socks, he buys a green bandana. It can't be a coincidence that Sebastian wears red again afterwards. Right?

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