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    When it comes to the fine art of persuasion, nothing works a miracle on Geralt of Rivia quite like a decadent hot bath.

    Jaskier is a veritable alchemist of the bath at his point, sifting through salts and soaps and oils, adding a dab of this, the tiniest drop of that, composing the fragrant notes into the song that will be Geralt's sigh as he sinks into the water.

     

    4 times Geralt's witcher senses work just fine plus 1 time one sense fails him rather spectacularly.
    Or: Jaskier is part-fae and nobody has a clue. Especially not Jaskier. Or Geralt, for that matter.

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    Geralt cocked his head to the side curiously to regard the chittering fox caught in the hunter's trap. The beast had deep chestnut fur and eerily bright blue eyes. He knelt, and the creature hissed at him, baring his teeth in fear.
    "I mean you no harm," he rumbled, hands palm-up. His swords were at his campsite, regardless. He reached forward slowly, and the fox didn't move, though it's teeth remained bared. It was a simple matter to pry open the trap, and the fox leapt away, chattering its teeth at him. Their eyes met for a long moment, amber to fantastical blue, and the fox dashed off.
    Sighing faintly, hands resting on his knees, Geralt bowed his head tiredly. He rolled his neck to crack it, and rose to his feet to shuffle his way back to his camp.
    Set out neatly next to his bedroll were three cleanly gutted rabbits, and Geralt paused in surprise. Roach whinnied softly, and stamped a hoof. A crown of golden wheat rested primly between her ears.
    Ah. Fae, then. Services paid for services rendered. Hopefully the fae would consider them even, now, but something in him doubted it.

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    "I could."

    "Sorry?"

    "Take you in me."

    Jaskier sputtered, a waft of unmistakable lust drifting to Geralt. "How… how would you know?"

    Geralt gave him a look and jumped down from Roach. He flipped open one of the larger saddlebags and reached inside for his latest toy acquisition. He presented it to Jaskier, whose eyes widened.

    "That's… that's a huge cock."

    "Mm. It fits." Not technically true, only because Geralt didn't have the opportunity yet to test it out. He only needed a few hours and a bottle of slick. Jaskier ran a large digit down the length, dragged his nail over the ridges of the balls.

    "It's smaller than I am," he stated, turning blue eyes darkened by lust and desire. Geralt yanked him down by the front of his doublet and planted a kiss on his red mouth.

    "Good."

     

    aka Geralt trains himself to take half-giant Jaskier's cock and succeeds with high merit.

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    Jaskier should have probably seen it coming, yes, but he didn't. However that life doesn't matter, the mountain can go fuck itself, because Jaskier has moved on. Truly he has stop pulling that face. Living as a normal travelling bard suits him just fine, and he can absolutely stay out of the mess humans make of the world. Absolutely. Could he ensnare the public and live like a king? Yes, easily, but that's cheating and makes him no better than Valdo Marx but if there is one thing in this world that is true it is that he is leagues above Valdo fucking Marx.

    Jaskier gets kicked out at the mountain and decides to go back to living as a travelling bard typically would. He's determined to stay out of the whole monster hunting mess, whether it's a human monster or a swamp monster, and spread his wings. Both literally and figuratively since he doesn't need to keep such a tight grip on his glamours anymore. However, being the apparent north pole on the universe's danger magnet, that plan doesn't last as long as he hoped.

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    The first time Geralt made a deal with the fae, he was young and stupid enough to think it wouldn’t change his life.

    To be fair, he’d been dying at the time.
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    Bound by the favors he owes the strange fae who'd come to his rescue, Geralt finds himself an unwilling participant a world of bargaining magic and immortal games. Was Jaskier a friend or was he something worse than the monsters Geralt hunted?

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    “As you know, Nilfgaard is pressuring Kaedwen borders. Our lands are struggling.” Vesemir has his arms crossed over his chest, his face stony. “We have a very promising solution but it’s also our least favourable.”

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    “Are you hiring me, girl?”

    After a beat of silence, the two staring at each other, she stands tall and scoops the coin into her apron pocket and shakes her head. “No, Witcher, I don’t believe I am. Just thought you should know is all.”

    He sighs out a breath through his nose, looking away. He grips the mug still in his hand a bit stronger and brings it to his lips.

    “It’s the wood near your professor is why I thought you should know.”

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    Fae Jaskier grew up on the stories like they all did: eat your greens or a witcher will get you! Every child stops believing those stories, because witchers aren't real. When he is grown though he wants to see the world outside their realm. And Jaskier being Jaskier of course one of the first people he runs into is a real live actual witcher.

    What is a fae creature supposed to do when you meet the monster under the bed?

    Why fall in love of course.

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    Traders are a gossiping sort. If there was a scandal within the noble houses of Posada, you’d hear about it in Cretegor by the end of the week. So, the quick spread of a rumor about a little village in the Kestrel Mountain range was not at all surprising. What was surprising was the story that the traders wove. They said that Luibhtorrach, a sad, ghost of a farming town, had miraculously become a hub for trade, as if overnight. Their lands unbelievably fertile and brimming with crop. Even stranger, each and every one of Luibhtorrach’s people professed that their good fortune was the work of a mysterious beast they’d claimed as their personal deity. Most recent news foretold of their plans to throw a midsummer festival celebrating this newfound god. In preparation, silken blue banners were erected in every corner of the town, each bearing the symbol of their new patron: A delicate dandelion wrapping around a golden sun.
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    Jaskier accidentally becomes the god of a village he stumbled upon after Geralt’s post-dragon hunt meltdown. Maybe it had something to do with his new look.

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    Jaskier, heartbroken and banished from his Witcher's side, finds himself employed by the Fae Queen for seven years. In return for teaching music lessons and performing for guests of the Seelie Court, she promises the bard a longer life, knowledge of the Faerie Tongue, and an escape from the pain that haunts his shattered mortal heart.

    After seven years of searching the world over for his bard, Geralt stumbles upon a familiar face in a clearing. A man with cornflower blue eyes, wavy brown hair, slightly pointed ears, and absolutely no memory whatsoever of the White Wolf.

    (Based on a mix of several medieval ballads and Celtic folk-tales)

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    Geralt finds out Jaskier is a fae. He wonders why the bard pretended to be human all these years.

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    This is a pretty Jaskier-centric series (as of now at least, although I already plan to have some things written from Geralt's perspective) where he's fae and kinda witcher adjacent (that'll make sense later). The summaries on the works are a little better than this one, currently the series is here because the prologue type piece is posted separately from the rest of the work.

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    “Are you going to kill me? I heard of Witchers killing fairies.”

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    A twilight that refuses to wane, the lingering scent of clean, bitter dandelion milk, and a strange man buried deep in the soil of a peaceful bog.

    Or, Geralt finds a traveling companion in the strangest of places.

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    “Geralt,” Jaskier exhales, and opens his eyes with a soft smile. “Gods, I can’t wait. You’re stuck with me forever, Geralt of Rivia.”

    “Forever,” Geralt agrees, and Jaskier curls a hand around Geralt’s neck, bringing their foreheads together. “Eternity, with you.”

    “No take-backs,” Jaskier whispers, his breathing warm against Geralt’s face.

    “No take-backs,” Geralt affirms, and Jaskier kisses him, sweet and tender. Geralt basks in the warmth of Jaskier’s body against his, sinking into the feeling of being loved and cherished, into the knowledge that Jaskier will be his, and he will be Jaskier’s, forever.

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    After five decades of travelling together, Geralt brings Jaskier to the coast and proposes. They get married in the fae realm, surrounded by their family, binding their souls together as they promise each other eternity.

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    Jaskier feels it the moment the words leave Geralt’s lips. A rush of energy flooding from his core to the tips of his fingers and toes.

    ‘Oh no,’ he thinks. The magic spills from him like wine from a glass and before he can grab it, it’s done. He’s bound. Geralt’s wish has been granted.

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    Now it's a story I guess. Also note the rating change.

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    So, Geralt saves the terrorizing for the actual noble lord, and makes himself as unthreatening as possible. Contrary to popular belief, he isn’t a savage, bloodthirsty beast, and he’d rather this boy not be raised under that falsehood - though, it’s likely no matter what Geralt does that he will.

     

    The boy’s voice stutters as he looks up at Geralt, words coming out too fast and heart beating rabbit-fast. “S-sir, Lord Erynd requests your presence.”

     

    Geralt gets a contract in a town called Eristan, but it turns out the only monster there is human.

    (scheduled mondays, wednesdays, and fridays)

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