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    A Tavari Pixie and her Twin brothers never fell in line and did not do as they were told most often than not. The dying breed of ancient ones, the first before even the elves came to be... Valerian was one of the last females of an ancient race and she did not like to sit upon her throne by her father.

    No, Valerian was born for the stars. She preferred to roam and wander and follow her twin brothers into all sorts of mischief. Even going on orc hunts just for the thrill of loosening an arrow into the eye of a beast, and occasionally besting even the strongest of their kin and creations.

    When she ran after her brothers from the valley of their home in the Misty Mountains instead of going to Mirkwood to help her brothers find the Pale Orc. They find themselves surrounded by Dwarves, A Hobbit, and a Wizard who was just as surprised to see them as they were him.

    Valerian doesn't like to sit idle and a golden hair prince and his scruffy brother seem to want to fall to their knees to help her cause a little mischief of her own, especially when they realize that she is not just some Pixie but the last Princess of her race with a lashing tongue of vulgarity.

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    Bella likes Dwalin.
    Dwalin likes Bella.
    Neither thinks the other evens knows they exist most of the time.
    Everyone is tired of watching and waiting for lightening to strike. The Midsummer Bonfire festival is the perfect time to strike the match between them. No one accounts for too much wine and masks throwing a wrench into the matchmaking. Add in a little hobbit magic and things get fun.

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    A bizarre halfing with a Half-Elven mother and a full Tookish Hobbit for a father had been gifted by the Valar with elemental powers. Primrose knew she never belonged to the Shire, never was content with a simple life so when her mother faded, she moved to Bree to live with a family of Dwarves who were her mother's closest friends.

    For many years she always returned to Hobbiton as promised to her siblings and cousin Bilbo for the great seasonal feasts, she just so happens to be there when Gandalf comes knocking about a great adventure, and for the very first time... Primrose finds her interest peaked in a Dwarf who wears a magnificence hat.

    And an old friend who owed her a great debt was happy to have her tag along for the journey despite her pointy ears and tree-climbing prancing.

    Bilbo was going to have a brain aneurysm. One Took girl... But two? Good grief.

     

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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    The Took family’s collective sense of uncanny rebellion, adventure, curiosity, and overall lack of respectability aren’t the only reasons the rest of the Shire deemed them menaces. The family was never banished from the area, as the other Hobbits knew they were no match for the freaks of nature.

    Every generation of Took children, regardless of their other parent, have been born with something different. Something that the other Hobbits whisper about behind their hands when the clan passes. Something that has gotten them rude insults, glares, and even physical attacks.

    The Took clan Hobbits all have wings. And Bilbo “Mad Hobbit” Took is no exception.

    AKA, Bilbo gives no fucks and is way more powerful than his travelling companions could ever imagine.

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    You get separated from your uncle Bilbo on your way to visit some old friends of his. Luckily (Or unluckily for you I suppose) the same gang of Scottish clansmen your uncle had brought you along to visit, finds you. Romance ensues.

    Disclaimer: This is actually just outlander but I deleted all the original characters and put the hobbit ensemble in instead. I really hope it's not confusing.

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    Bilbo learns more about Dwarven culture and shares some of his own, and Thorin absolutely loves it

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    Fili wasn't expecting to meet his One while moving to MIT.

    He definitely wasn't expecting to hear Bohemian Rhapsody for the third time in a row, being sung out of the car next to them at a red light.

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    With a brewing grudge heating up between Bilbo and Lobelia and some very welcomed guest coming along for the summer, Bag End will be filled with a mix of good and better chaos for a while

    For Rowan, this is a mix of the brain rot you and I have shared over the months

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    Bilbo knows he's in love with Thorin. He knows that Thorin is his soulmate. He knows that if he leaves like Thorin wants,he'll die. But Bilbo flees anyway and the only ones who know anything about it are Dís and Elrond. Thorin refuses to put Bilbo in anymore danger and is completly oblivious that Bilbo being gone is the worst kind of Danger. (I'm bad at summaries, please help me.)

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    Hobbits have a secret tradition of gift giving.

    But the small magic they possess means there is a big difference between a gift and a Gift.

    Or:

    Bilbo exchanges Gifts with people on his Journey to the Lonely Moutain.

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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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    In which a scared woman falls into Middle Earth during a mugging and is saved by the most unlikely of people. Fifteen males from a made-up story she has adored since childhood.
    Injured, scared, and practically on her own with an intense language barrier, she is determined to change the course of the story, even if it means sacrificing herself. After all, what does she have left to lose?

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    It was supposed to be a simple job. Provide a new identity to someone that needed to disappear. Years later, I was still paying for the mistake of helping that grey bearded stranger. Except that now fate decided to trow her curve ball in the mix. Maybe this time, things will go right?

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    After a fatal incident, modern day bookworm Aurora finds herself in Middle-Earth. Having watched the movies [and having read every piece of fanfiction ever written] she sets off with Thorin and his Company on the quest to reclaim Erebor, and more importantly, to make sure the line of Durin survives.

    Or: Modern girl tries to save the lives of her fictional crushes without understanding a word they're saying or getting herself killed.

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    Eryn the Green, Radagast's apprentice, will have to leave the forests of the East if he wants to find a cure for the darkness that looms in the woods , but the stars never told him he would have to join a company of dwarves to get it.

    He might have been reading his maps wrong.

    Legolas Greenleaf x Male OC

    (Also posted on my Wattpad profile @mwyaren)

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    Revana Ordo along with 7 others of the Mandalorian Knights was sent out to discover the source of power coming from wildspace. Revana and her seven knights find themselves in a primitive world, where they befriend Elves, Dwarves, Wizards, and Hobbits. Revana Ordo and her seven knights fight against the evil of Mordor, they find a home with the Dwarves in Moria, until Durin falls and they enter a force-like trance. As time goes by they come out of their trance fully healed and Moria is in the possession of Orcs. Being awoken by the pain in the force.

    Jango Fett is going through the old archives and finds something, something left behind by Revan speaking of how her daughter would live beyond what she should, and that she was the key next to the chosen one to stop the sith, but where does a ring with the power to make all bow come into play? Jango dispatches his special sons; Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Echo, and Fives to find Revana and to bring her home to Mandalore, but when does anything ever go according to plan?

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    Thorin was skeptical when the Wizard told him he had found their burglar. First, he did not trust the wizard. Second, they resided somewhere just out of the Shire, near the tender, gentler folk that he had no intention of meeting or knowing. Third, he was apparently mute, meaning he didn’t speak unless to those he trusted or unless he absolutely had to. And finally, his name was literally a homonym of the word Psycho. Surely, this couldn’t end well. He could already feel a strange feeling rise into his throat, he would most definitely have to talk to Oin about this.

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    Bilbo raised his eyebrows. “And you’ve come to the Shire to look for this someone? My, Gandalf, I wonder if you know Hobbits at all. They would tell you that adventures are nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things. That they would make you late for dinner.” Bilbo recalled his own words perfectly. It had been something he and Gandalf had looked back on with bittersweet laughter.

    This Gandalf however noticed his exact words. “Would they now? And what about you, mhm? What would you tell me about adventures?”

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    The Valar send Bilbo back in time, to the day where Gandalf asks him to join in an adventure. After living a lifetime of regret and suffering, he vows to change things for the better. For Thorin. For Frodo. But will he succeed?

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