16 Works in Eyck of Denesle

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    “So, let me see if I understand…” Aiden muses, as he tunes his lute. “You want me to pretend that you’ve hired me to perform for the White Wolf, because he’s been in a rut for two years because he blew up at his lover and refuses to pull his head out of his ass long enough to apologize.”

    “Yes.” That’s the gist of it. “You won’t actually have to perform for him, of course. He’s a shit audience, anyhow. Wouldn’t know talent if it hit him right between the eyes.” Lambert says, “But that’s the story that we’re going to tell the old man, so that he doesn’t start wondering why there’re bards every-fucking-where.” He snickers at the mental image of bards multiplying like rabbits—

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    Geralt returns to Kaer Morhen for the winter to find that both Eskel and Lambert have brought bards home with them.

    And that's just the beginning of the drama.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite his own problems he's concerned for Geralt, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot. Yennefer doesn't believe anyone cares about her or could possibly care about her.

    Ch25: Geralt lives in a world where people so constantly do things he considers monstrous he's given up on even mentioning it to them, and this episode takes place in the shadow of that mental weight.

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    Several people find each other. It takes a while.

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    In the absence of King Vesemir, Stregobor rules over the Northern Realms, his henchman, the evil Sheriff of Redania terrorising the people – that is, until one day Lord Pankratz’s son returns from the war and starts a rebellion against them.

    The Sheriff wants Pankratz dead.

    Prince Geralt just wants him naked.

    a.k.a. ‘That Robin Hood AU No One Asked For’, starring Geralt as a very grumpy Maid Marian and Jaskier as– well, you can guess who.

    Rated ‘M’ for references to consenting adults fornicating, foul language, some very mild, manly violence and one intimidating moustache.

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    Gascon stared for a moment, then raised his hands in defeat. “All right. I’ll tell you what my beef is with Eyck. People think he’s wise, when all he spews is drivel that looks deep at first glance but is shallow as chicken dung, and worth just as much. I will eat one of those stinking marsh frogs for dinner, I swear, if our dear Sir Eyck should ever say anything that’s in the slightest actually wise, or impressive.”

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    Aniela of Angren, Witcher of the Griffin School, travels on the Path to Lyria. She accepts a contract to rescue a villager's dear Cecila from the clutches of a forktail. When Aniela arrives on the scene, two knights, Eyck and Siegfried of Denesle, are already on hot pursuit of the draconid. The Witcher is forced to work with the knights, one of which has a famous reputation of loathing her profession. Their work together gives birth to her alias "Swift Blade."

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    Geralt is thrown in the Cintran dungeons on Pavetta’s wedding for claiming a baby princess as his child surprise.

    Geralt thinks it’s shit luck.

    Jaskier thinks it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

    aka the one in which Geralt marries into the Pankratz family and gets two fancy titles, three castles, an unlimited access to frankly amazing sex and a marble bathtub out of the deal (and also, maybe a family)

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    A Witcher, a bard and a witch go up a mountain.

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    Geralt would be lying if he said he wasn't the slightest bit anxious about what his brothers will think of his River god and his Child Surprise, the fugitive Lion Cub of Cintra. He may have completely failed to mention Princess Cirilla to any of his fellow witchers before now, but they'll probably find that easier to accept than the River god thing.

    A sequel to Kingdoms Come and Kingdoms Go, Rivers Run and Rivers Flow.

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    For a prompt on the kinkmeme about Eyck continuously making moves on Jaskier in episode six.

    “Ah- I’m sorry, I’ll have to decline your oh-so-romantic offer,” Jaskier snorted and others laughed to, if not to turn the whole awful thing into a comedic event. Eyck frowned and turned to the fire.

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    One bard's simple wish to reach the hearts of the people of the Continent with his music backfires spectacularly. He enlists the help of a witcher to fix it. And to protect him from the consequences.

    Geralt wonders what he did to piss Destiny off so much that she saddles him with his own personal nuisance.

    Julian Alfred Pankratz and Geralt of Rivia star in this summer's most anticipated romantic comedy.

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    DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WILL EVER FINISH THIS FIC SO READ AND HOPEFULLY ENJOY AT YOUR OWN RISK

    there are about a billion post ep 6 fics but ya know what, i think the world could use at least one more.

    Jaskier decides to go off to the coast by himself, while playing at a tavern a familiar face walks in, one drunk night later and Geralt has his trusty bard back by his side again. Having almost lost each other once, maybe their reunion will be enough for them to actually talk about their feelings. and ya know have gay sex and all that.

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    For this prompt:

    Jaskier knows that, unfortunately, there are times when violence is necessary. He's courting a Witcher -- bloodshed and death just come with the territory. But it does help that Geralt has a certain level of respect for all creation -- he doesn't like to shed innocent blood, and he only slays those monsters that have taken innocent lives.

    So when Sir Eyck kills that beast in Episode 6 on the way up the mountain, it's incredibly... traumatizing. Because there's absolutely no reason the creature had to die -- like Geralt says, it would've gone away if they'd shared some of their rations. And then Eyck makes a point of *eating* it and Jaskier can't take it anymore and leaves.

    Basically, I'm looking for some sweet comfort sex, with Jaskier thinking that Geralt is going to make fun of him for being soft and Geralt surprising him by coming out and admitting that he was bothered by the whole display as well. Maybe with Geralt feeding Jaskier some nuts or fruit (I imagine he'd be a bit put off by any sort of meat at the moment) because he needs to eat something and he shouldn't have to go back out to the fire and look at the remains?

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    For this prompt:

    Inspired by how Joey Batey's eyes were absolutely poppin' in the scenes with the lighting and his bloodied chemise in the episode bottled appetites.

    I'd like a series of vignettes or something where various people notice how pretty Jaskier's eyes are please. Maybe a 5+1?

    Bonus points for Geralt being slightly growly when he realises how many people thinks his bard's eyes are pretty.

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    Somebody decided that Jaskier's next contract had to be Eyck of Denesle, and Jas has some concerns about just how close his other work is getting to Geralt. But Yennefer is there to provide comfort when Geralt has no idea what is going on.

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    Зло порой может принимать самые небычные формы. Оно непредсказуемо.

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