3 Works in Exercices de style | Exercises in Style - Raymond Queneau

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    He continued to update my calendar -- his calendar, now -- as I always had.

    6:00 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:05 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:10 AM: Hit snooze button.
    6:15 AM: Hit snooze button. Listen to Mallory's tirade about my motherfucking goddamn cunt of an alarm clock.
    6:18 AM: Turn off alarm. Fall asleep while listening to Mallory sleep-rant.
    6:47 AM: Wake up in a panic. Brush teeth.
    6:51 AM: Run out the door in yesterday's clothes.

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    Troll Doll grabbed Newspaper D-bag by the shirt collar, literally hauled him out of his seat, and snarled "please give up your seats to the elderly and disabled, asshole."

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    60
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    A Twi'lek woman in the uniform of an Imperial Lieutenant -- with a service cap tied on with a bit of string wrapped around her lekku, since apparently the Empire couldn't be buggered to adapt their gear to the bodies of different sentients -- hissed at a humanoid civvy dressed like a farmer.

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    English
    Words:
    425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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