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Young Justice Visit the Suez Canal by CharlesWaterloo
Fandoms: Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, suez canal - Fandom, Ever Given - Fandom, Maritime RPF
19 Jun 2021
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There is an enormous container ship called the Ever Given stuck in the Suez Canal. Young Justice is on the case. During their short adventure, they also: make a massive sand sculpture, enjoy some fanfiction and unblock the Suez Canal. Not in that order.
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‘I am thinking,’ Tim said, with extreme calm, ‘That you have made something that looks like a very large penis when viewed from above.’‘It’s a dick and balls, yeah.’ Bart said without embarrassment. ‘It’s poetic! I’m ending the journey like it started.’
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‘Did you -’ Dick began, laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe. ‘Did you really tell him to at least “make the shaft bigger”? Bart told Wally and he told me but I have to know if it’s true, Tim. My life depends on it.’ -
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Let's be honest. All I have to say is the Suez Canal and the memes it generated were the best things in 2021 so far.
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[filk] Leave Her Given by carboncopies, CompassRose, GoLB_Sings (GodOfLaundryBaskets), greedy_dancer, irrationalpie, lastontheboat, LenaLawlipop, minnapods (minnabird), peregrinations, semperfiona, TheArcher
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
23 May 2021
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A recording of the work written by Mirilya.
Filk length - 0:05:05
A multivoice sea shanty about that container ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal in March of 2021.
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bandwagon, lads
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Suez Canal Shores, Greek Gods and Memes by DancingInTheSliverGlow
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
01 May 2021
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The Ever Given’s Captain sits down in his office and covers his face in his hands. This is a disaster. A complete flaming heap of landfill - sized disaster, that will probably haunt him for the rest of his life.
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“Brother,” Hermes addressed Apollo in their native tongue. “Look.”
Apollo looked up and glanced at Hermes’ phone, before laughing. “I’ve seen that meme already,” Apollo replied in ancient greek. “You’ll have to do better than that. Look at the one my son, Will Solace sent me.”
Apollo held up his phone and Hermes glanced at it. It consisted of three screenshots illustrating the Ever Given as Ragnarök who would defeat Global Capitalism, as Hela.
Hermes laughed. He had to admit, it was good.
Apollo looked smug, as if to say that his children made better memes. Hermes narrowed his eyes and glared, as if to say aww Styx no before scrolling through his phone, looking for more memes created by his children. The competition was on.
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Send Deck Pics? [Podfic] by blackglass, carboncopies, LittleRedRobinHood, minnapods (minnabird)
Fandoms: Maritime RPF
30 Apr 2021
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A podfic of "Send Deck Pics?" by Anonymous.
"Ever Given had never tried canal before."
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the banks we loathe to leave by runarndthefield (jutsuzuban)
Fandoms: A3! (Video Game), Maritime RPF
28 Apr 2021
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Sakyo and Chikage perform a skit that baffles their audience. No real boats or canals were harmed. No prior knowledge about these two needed. Which two, you ask? Guess <3
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They said to write more Ever Given/Suez Canal, so here's another one lol. This time, with weird philosophical naval gazing and witches!
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,453
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 54
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Plenty of Fish by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
23 Apr 2021
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Minister for Magic Hermione Granger has 99 problems, but a ship straddling the Suez Canal wasn't one of them. Until it was.
Wonder what the Canal thinks about this situation?
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pissbaby and british (derogatory) and their adventures on the suez canal by Anonymous
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Maritime RPF
19 Apr 2021
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dream and george find love on the suez canal
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Panama Canal is Sick of Gossip by TenApricots
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, Ever Given - Fandom
10 Apr 2021
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It is the middle of the night, and Panama Canal is sick of hearing gossip about Suez Canal and Ever Given. Unfortunately, Agra Canal and Dubai Water Canal can't seem to shut up.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 511
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 84
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PRINCE TAKUMI'S FUN MARITIME ADEVENTURE by mohnetellar
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, Fire Emblem: If | Fire Emblem: Fates, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
08 Apr 2021
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Takumi abruptly finds himself in an interesting situation involving a canal, a ship, and plot immunity.
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Suez Canal and Ever Given smut. My little piece in this point of history.
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Recollection of an embarrassing past by exile_dream
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), Maritime RPF
04 Apr 2021
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The Mediterranean Sea suddenly stops giving pleasure to Suez after Ever Given has left. Think on the possible reason, Suez entered a flashback of a ~hot~ episode that he hoped he had not remembered.
//Suez has always believed that he was not a pervert. And once again, he is terribly, extremely wrong.
‘Shit, I was so lewd on that day…’ He lamented mentally.//
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- Part 2 of Suez Canal’s ??? daily life (蘇彝士運河的調教日常)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,566
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 356
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Ever given couldn't recall a single time in her life when she had not felt stuck. She might have been born like this, a perpetual blocade of a stream of the world.
Everything around her had to stay like so, around, never touching common ground.
Now she had made a grave mistake. And who was she to deny the first semblence of help she has ever been offered?- Language:
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- 835
- Chapters:
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The Suez Canal Reassures the Ever Given about her Deck Size by eriophora
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Hemingway Reassures Fitzgerald About His Penis by Jim Cummins, A Moveable Feast - Ernest Hemingway
02 Apr 2021
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Jim Cummin's article about Hemingway reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald about his penis, except it's the Suez Canal reassuring the Ever Given about her deck size.
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I'm sorry this exists but I've wanted to write something for it since the whole thing started but just got around to it smh. Enjoy the meme!
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Troubling the Suez by PippiPoupu
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), Team Fortress 2, Maritime RPF
02 Apr 2021
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When Ever Given gets stuck inside enemy and longtime hater Sues Canal-sempai, it is up to the two of them to call other people to rescue her. WILL she escaape with her life? Or is she doomed to live as a diagonal ship?????
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She Kindly Stopped For Me by MysteriousNomdePlume
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Original Work
01 Apr 2021
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They say the Flying Dutchman comes for the souls of dead sailors, but that is a lie. The men are Reaper's quarry. No, the Dutchman comes for the ships.
Many years after she has become a sunken wreck, Ever Given is reunited with the Suez Canal.
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- Part 4 of Their Own Bright Grace
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they say the sea always remembers.
jungkook is used to it. as one of the most commercially important canals in the world, he is used to seeing innumerable ships come and go each day, brushing past him to reach the waters on the other side. so many names, so many faces, yet they always leave before he can even catch a glimpse of their hull plates.
the world is a busy place, jungkook knows, and no ship cares to stop at a canal. but half of jungkook is the sea, and he always remembers.