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    Eve is having a problem. Unknown to her, she also has observers.

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    Literally just what the tags and title say so far. I'm not creative with titles or summaries

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    "It all began -as it shall end- with a Garden."

    An Demon is curiously exploring his new home; Eden.

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    When observed with the naked eye, Alpha Centauri appears to be a single star — the third brightest light in the Earth’s sky, beaming like a lighthouse beacon behind a fog of nebulas.
    In actuality, Alpha Centauri is a binary system. Its two stars share an orbit so tight that they shine together as one.

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    After the storm and the rainbow, what then? Well, Aziraphale has a number on his mind, and Crowley has a mystery on his hands. (Settle in folks, this is a long one!)

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    Thousands of years before the birth of the Antichrist, Crowley and Aziraphale already acted as godfathers for the first children ever born: Cain and Abel.

    You didn't think those initials were coincidence, did you?

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    Five times that Crowley played midwife, and one time he played courier.

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    Have you considered, what Good Omens would be like if all the angels and demons were gnomes? Well look no further, we wrote it for you. Alongside a healthy dose of crack.

    (this was written due to a typo and we regret nothing)

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    It doesn't begin and end with forbidden fruit from a garden, rather, and illegal mixtape in a remote British Catholic school.

    At 17, Aziraphale is a bookish loner and Crowley is a rebel without a cause. Given the option, they wouldn't have thought to choose each other. At least, not the first time around.

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    TD;DR charting Aziraphale's sexuality from curious cherub to Crowley's angel from Eden to Present Day.

    Early on, Aziraphale, a very new angel and well-meaning cherub, loves everything in the Garden of Eden very much. He is distracted by the luscious beauty of everything. Fascinated by the biology of the humans and the tasty fruit they get to enjoy, Aziraphale dares to manifest himself matching physiology, complete with a stomach and a penis. But new sensations befuddle him just as a demon attacks the garden, and innocence is quickly lost. Aziraphale is shamed by Heaven and consumed with guilt, but help comes from an unexpected quarter, and a sure bond is set in stone for the angel and the demon forever.

    As time passes, they can no longer ignore what they do to one another.

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    In the aftermath of his mother's death, Crowley is forced to mature faster than he wants. Through it all, he tries to protect Aziraphale's innocence.

    Will I come up with better titles? Yeah, maybe. The possibility exists.

    tw for murder in the first chapter

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    Aziraphale, 3rd year doctoral candidate in Library Sciences and current failure at Astronomy 101, finds out about an app for meeting people from some undergraduates. He’s desperate for a tutor so he decides to try it out. Surely someone in the wilds of Tinder is willing to help him learn about the stars?

    Meanwhile, in said wilds of Tinder, Crowley (high school dropout, star enthusiast, and official garden center plant-harasser) is not really looking for anything past dinner and maybe ‘tea’ back at their place.

    Hijinks, and also a surprisingly intricate plot, ensue.

    Update: COMPLETED

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    Aziraphale watches the fallen being cast out of heaven and despite the clear message that he's not supposed to feel bad about what's happening, he does. The experience teaches him to distrust his instincts and feelings, awakening the belief in him that there's something fundamentally and dangerously wrong with him. The pleasure he experiences through being embodied and interacting with the world corroborate his fears. He spends the next 6000 years fighting his "flaws", trying to be what's expected of him, and afraid that at any moment he'll be found out. The only time he feels like he can be himself is when he's around a certain demon, the Great Tempter of the Garden of Eden himself. Unfortunately, that only confirms Aziraphale's suspicions about himself. Only a bad angel would feel more comfortable on Earth with a demon than in heaven surrounded by proper angels. But through the course of those years, and the events of the cannon, Aziraphale finds the courage and understanding to be himself, learning that hiding and pretending are far more damaging in the end than facing the consequences of being himself.

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    Canon-divergent AU. Gabriel catches Aziraphale in the act of giving away his sword, and so the meeting on the wall of Eden never takes place. Crowley's experience of angels on Earth is very different, but he quickly adapts. It's 'kill or be killed', and Crowley has no intention of spending any more time in Hell than he has to.

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    From a prompt ("And so we evacuated. As we got to the edge of the trees, I turned and saw, very faintly in the distance ___.")

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    Here lies the true copy of Neilman's edgy movie script of Good Omens.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley's 6,000-year long love story. Basically, it gives more insight into Aziraphale's thoughts and feelings on Crowley and the constantly changing world around him.

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    Anthony Crowley is a kind and naive young man with his life ahead of him, a beautiful girlfriend a loving mother and a job he's always wanted. When he is betrayed by those he trusted his heart will harden and he seeks revenge against all who betrayed him.

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    Part 1 of Lust is Hell, 3920 BC.

    In which Crawly decides to find out more about this sex thing the humans seem to be so enthusiastic about. Aziraphale isn't much help, but his first earthly acquaintance gives him/her some useful advice.

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    Dust off your dancing shoes, because it’s that time of year again! The new season of Strictly Come Dancing starts TONIGHT on BBC One! A brand new crop of celebs are getting ready to compete for the coveted Glitterball trophy, and they’re a mixed bunch— ranging from beloved telly presenter Eve Gardener to washed-up stage and screen actor Anthony J Crowley.
    Whose tango will tantalise? Whose cha-cha will charm us? And who will be doomed by their dreadful, dreadful salsa? Join us every second Saturday at 7pm to find out!


    Aziraphale is a professional, Crowley is a contestant, and the BBC needs viewers. Does what it says on the tin, if the tin has a whopping great “STRICTLY COME DANCING AU” label on it.

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    343
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