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    Five neglects a mission and our favorite repressed gay single-handedly stops the end of days by being too nice.

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    10/?
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    Turning back time does not heal Five's wounds, and he succumbs to his injuries surrounded by his siblings.

    In 2019, the Hargreeves have to deal with wildly different versions of their lives than the ones they left, mourning their oldest brother, and facing the fact that their father has a brand new superhero team that includes their no-longer-deceased brother, Ben.

    If that wasn't complicated enough, thirteen-year-old Number Five has just time traveled into 2019 and is stuck. This time, there is no apocalypse.

    This time, there is his father, and a group of superheroes that weren't at the academy when he left.

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    9/?
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    Five may be panicking, but it's fine. He can handle himself.

    even if he ends up struggling to breathe in public, or hiding from his siblings.

    ..//
    in which Five expects the worst to happen, wears himself thin trying to prevent it, and has panic attacks at inopportune times.
    post season 2, no timeline messes, no apocalypse. we know this, he does not.

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    18,348
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    37
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    256
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    58
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    3396
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    Story takes place after first Umbrella Academy season. I’m fiveya trash so expect hints and please just don’t read if you don’t like the ship.
    Also this is my first work and I’m super worried.

    Ben’s (or was it Klaus?) energy helped Five to successfully time travel everyone to the day of their father’s funeral. Unfortunately, it didn’t go as expected and as soon as they opened their eyes back in the past they realized that there was something completely wrong with their bodies.
    Ben’s soul – after not being able to find a body in the correct timeline – took over the body of the closest living being around, pushing its own soul out of it and starting a chain reaction for everyone else going through the portal.
    Everyone except for Diego is in the wrong body and they have to figure out their way out of this.

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    1,284
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    1/?
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    2
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    18
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    2
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    198
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    There was a stretch of silence. “Fine,” he eventually said. “Don’t get yourself killed.”
    Klaus grinned. “I won’t.”
    -OR-
    In attempting to find more information on his brother's death, Klaus Hargreeves gets caught up in a lot of trouble with some very powerful people.
    Here's the tumblr post with a really really awesome edit done by princejoopie!

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    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
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    136
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3584
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    Eudora paused to take a breath, clearly readying herself. Everyone in the room tensed, strung like a bow for the news they all saw coming but not this soon.

    "Your brother Klaus was found earlier this morning. He was dead before paramedics arrived. He couldn't be revived."

     

    Or: The apocalypse is averted, the gang DOESN'T go back in time, and Klaus dies... But only long enough to hurt.
    Very self-indulgent stuff.

    **********

    Read tags. Please be mindful of the warnings!

    ☆Updates every Sunday☆

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    2/?
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    12
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    185
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    1647
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    Diego ties the cloth around his eyes and turns the police scanner to static. Without the hundred voices speaking to each other in code over assaults and bodega robberies, he can slip seamlessly into the void like a fish to water.

    -:-

    Two was four years old when Dad first took him to the bath.

    It took less than a year for him to realise that his body would never be his own.

    OR

    While testing Diego’s ability to hold his breath under water, Sir Reginald Hargreeves discovers that his forever disappointing Number Two has a third, and far more useful, power.

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    39,135
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    101
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    298
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    3842
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    In the new timeline with a new identity Diego runs into Eudora Patch, alive and well and interested in meeting him for coffee sometime. After some angsty debating on his end over whether he should or shouldn't see her again he decides to go. He has to go, right?

    Is it a date? Is it just coffee? Everyone has an opinion.

    or

    a sequel to Lie Low because I needed some more sibling interaction and wanted some fluff and angst with Diego and Patch.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    790
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    In war before he was born Klaus was recruited to the very institution that had recently tortured him. The person doing the recruiting? His boyfriend.

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    1/1
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    5
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    628
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    Summary

    a text fic no one wanted

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    43
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    179
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1468
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    Klaus always knew how to fake his emotions and manipulate others, but he'd never had a reason to, until now. Decades of growing bitter and honing his powers, will he and Ben take advantage of their sister's vulnerable state to seek revenge on his family?

    Series
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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Collections:
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    72
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    620
    Bookmarks:
    101
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    An Au where Five dies young in the apocalypse, finds his way back to haunt his Séance brother, and now it's all up to Klaus to try and help put a stop to it all.

    Klaus really didn't sign up for any of this.

    ((Story told in stand-alone one-shots up until Chapter 12. Chapter 13 is where the Season 1 canon divergence starts.))

    Series
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    English
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    79,996
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    825
    Bookmarks:
    196
    Hits:
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    Five liked to believe he was immune to average problems, I mean he lived through the apocalypse. It doesn't matter if his siblings are telling him his drinking is an issue because he knows it isn't. However, added to the thirteen year old body it does create issues. Maybe drinking in a seedy bar wasn't as smart as it should have been. A fan fiction giving five the comfort he deserves.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    14
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    192
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    3093
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    Commission partners David Katz and Eudora Patch are just trying to get through their time at the commission and into retirement, but one assignment makes them realize things are a lot more complicated than that.

    Title from Simple Creatures' Adrenaline

    Series
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    21,490
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    54
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    298
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    53
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    2447
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    Eudora Patch waits for Diego, and everything changes.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    65
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    6
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    560
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    Eudora leaves town and doesn't look back. She knows this is the only way to live

    Series
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    501
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    62
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    Four and Seven have been been gone for almost a year but for everyone else, it was just a few hours. Everything is different now and no one has all the pieces. What will happen next?
    Part 4 of a series, will not make much sense if you haven't read the others first.

    Series
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    English
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    41,045
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    544
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    1735
    Bookmarks:
    247
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    Five shows up in Klaus's room a week after they prevent the Apocalypse to announce that they can go back in time to save Dave and bring him back to the future.

    Language:
    English
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    8,407
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    23
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    243
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2905
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    AU of episode 1x04, "Man on the Moon", but goes on to cover the whole series.

    Eudora waits. Hazel and Cha-Cha don't.

    Or

    The one in which a detective waits for backup, and in that half hour two time-traveling assassins decide that, after all, our favorite creepy junkie is, indeed, useless. So they decide to get rid of him.

    Thing is, the junkie’s dysfunctional siblings (and a disgruntled little girl in the sky) are not too happy about it.

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    English
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    16,739
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    1361
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    12829
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    Summary

    Day 2 of TUA Winter Holidays: Hot Chocolate
    With school cancelled, the Patch family decides to carry on a long-held tradition: hot chocolate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    506

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