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    “If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!”

     

    Jaskier doesn’t remember getting off the mountain.

     

    The dragon hunt happens, and everyone has to cope with the fall out of that.

    (See first author's note for important things about the rating and tags!)

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    A collection of prompts from Tumblr (RawrkinJD) based around the wolves of Kaer Morhen (with added Aiden and Bard). There's no chronology or order; each chapter should be treated as a separate story.

    Title taken from the poem "Sun Rising" by John Donne.

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    Sorry about this, my brain has a mind of its own and now you all have to suffer with me while I fix it. Jaskier does not stay dead. Jaskier is reincarnated repeatedly as a wide variety of monsters. Witchers keep killing him again. Until they figure it all out. The ending will be happy.

    This is possibly going to be the only monsterfucker fic where nobody fucks monsters, but since I am in fact a disaster I cannot guarantee that will not change. I swore I wasn't going to publish this until the previous one was finished, and then I promised myself i wouldn't publish this until I had at least 10k words down but I have no self-control so here we are.

    Non-con: Jaskier keeps getting reincarnated as various monster-type creatures and does not always have control over what happens to his body or its reactions. More detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters. There's no other sentient being non-con.

    Dead dove do not eat: There are chapters from monster-Jaskier's point of view. Some are quite disturbing/explicit. The monsters aren't always canon-ish. Again, more detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters.

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    20/?
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    “What's not to like? I get hot water, nice smelling soap, a lovely boy massaging my aching muscles,” Eskel caught the bard’s soapy hands, halting his methodical scrubbing to pull him down for a kiss. “Fucking isn't the only physical pleasure, Lamb. Our bard’s head rubs are to die for.”

    “Haven't you ever had a world changing massage before?” Jaskier asked, returning to his work. “I knew this wonderful lady back in Redania who did hot rock massages better than most sex that I've paid for.”

    Lambert shrugged, sheathing his blade after giving it a final wipe. “Never had a massage before. Can't imagine it's better than sex though.”

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    Jaskier had been doing his best. Heartbreak and depression had given him the songs he'd played to take his career higher and higher-- until his band broke apart. Now alone, he's offered a job to manage the band of the man who broke his heart.

    The challenge of being a folk singer managing a heavy metal band may carry Jaskier into new discoveries, the least of them about music. Living on a tour bus with Lambert, Eskel, Geralt, and Vesemir is full of challenges and annoyances-- but perhaps something more can come from this. Healing, friendship... and maybe a love that blooms so slowly and naturally that it swallows them whole.

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    It has been millennia since the Winter Court had last ruled over the world. Now that their time has come again Queen Mab sends her favourite child Jaskier to conquer the Continent and reshape it in her image. With delight, he murders, his way over the land and collects a merry band of Witchers on the way for some added fun. What he does not plan for is to actually fall in love with them.

    Please read the tags!
    There will be fun but essentially this is a dark story (not for the boys, just for everyone else)

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    7/?
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    Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter and they get snowed in from a blizzard. Lambert and Eskel make a bet with Geralt to see who can make Jaskier cum the fastest. The winner gets to decide who takes what in a final foursome but there is a surprising second winner.

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    Jaskier's boyfriend, Valdo, forgot his birthday yet again. Not that it's any surprise, in fact it's become a sort of tradition. And, as tradition, Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel show up to Jaskier's place with cupcakes and enough alcohol to put a party store to shame. It gives Jaskier the confidence he needs to realize that he deserves better, and there are three takers.

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    It was a tiny thing, water damaged and well-used, but that didn’t matter much. Walking up to the shelf and taking the book in his hands, Geralt flipped it over and looked at the title. “How to Keep Your-” the next word was smudged, but it looked like “person”. “How to Keep Your Person Happy”.

    Or,

    Geralt finds a “How to Keep Your Puppy Happy” manual, but misreads the title. Thinking he’s been neglecting his human, Geralt takes the both of them up to Kaer Morhen to enlist the help of his brothers in keeping his bard happy!

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    Like Jaskier, Oxenfurt Academy was both old and new at the same time. Everywhere he went, he saw memories. Jaskier didn't know if this was good or bad. He was supposed to live his own life, start his own education, but the old memories reasserted themselves, a reminder that he was part of this place once, as a student and a teacher. He remembered both endeavors being positive experiences, yet still a little fraught at times.

    But now, he was also part of Corvo Bianco. Back home in their Southern keep, the one in the North long gone, three beautiful wolves waited for Jaskier, and oh did he want to see them. They all agreed: he needed to spread his wings. He—Jaskier de Stael, not Jaskier the Bard—dreamed of Oxenfurt since he was a little boy and nothing should stop him from attending, especially since they had more than the means to get him there.

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    Jaskier goes to college for musical theater but he's short on money. Luckily, his housemates find a way for him to give his share back to them. (idk what this kink is called but basically Jaskier pays rent with his body)

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    Jaskier has to admit that while this is not the lowest he’s been, it’s…not his best, either. 

    Jaskier meets Vesemir in a no-name tavern. Fun (and filthy) adventures ensue.

    Mind the tags, y'all - this is porn.

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    “What do you want from me?” Geralt croaks, his face heating up a little at how his voice sounds. His bound hands clench into fists behind his back as he tries to stay calm.

    The Prince does not answer immediately, instead giving Geralt’s hair one final stroke before cupping his face once more. “Have my men not informed you, my dear witcher? I am an aficionado of the rare, the exceptional. Now that I have been blessed by your presence, I intend to find out if you are truly as remarkable as the rumors suggest. Or maybe,” he adds, and his nails dig into Geralt’s face without warning, making him flinch, “maybe you are even more extraordinary.”

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    Geralt is 'ambushed' by two 'bandits' who take him before their leader, the Robber Prince. Said Prince has a taste for pretty things and lets his men in on the fun. Geralt, of course, proves to be a more than willing captive.

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    Title from S&M by Rhianna because I'm not creative at all.

    Jaskier decides he needs some thrill in his life and hires Geralt for his services as a professional dom.

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.

    They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.

    Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.

    Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.

    Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.

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    “Five months, Lambert. How - ?” Eskel rubbed a hand over the right side of his face. He still wasn’t quite over what he was seeing. Lambert. The Lambert. A man that cursed Gardis’ very name for claiming him as a child surprise; resented his life on the Path; resented everything about being a Witcher, including the lack of choice and free will. Had seen the devastation wrought on two of his brothers for doing the very same. That man had claimed the Law of Surprise in lieu of payment, thus condemning another living being to destiny’s clutches. It didn’t ring true.

    “I have the shittest luck,” Lambert looked back down at Cal, who beamed right back up at him. “And I was drunk.”

    Or: Lambert invokes the Law of Surprise after a bender and lands more than he bargained for.

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    “If they fuck as well as you do, and I’m sure that they do, then I don’t see a problem.”

    Geralt shakes his head. “Not that. When I said I’ll be sharing you with them, it means that the three of us will be fucking you. Together. We will ruin you, Jas.”

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    Jaskier the Bard walked so that Jaskier the Witchers' Whore could run.

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    "My good boys. My darling, perfect pups. You're even more breathtaking than I could ever imagine."

    Someone whines pitifully at the words.

    "Oh, it's high time someone took care of you, isn't it? Look how wet your gorgeous cocks are getting, and I barely even touched you."

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    Geralt and Cirilla come apon an injured and unconscious family on their way to Kaer Morhen. When the family awaken, they are not prepared for what meets them.

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    Lambert knew he couldn't trust Keira fucking Metz. Her appearing out of nowhere, blowing a handful of purple powder in his face, and then shoving him through a portal, was just par for the fucking course by now.
    That powder, though... it burned, even after he got rid of it. Thankfully Geralt's bard was nearby to help him to Kaer Morhen, and luckily Geralt, Eskel, and Jaskier were all able and willing to help him through the effects of the powder.

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    14
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