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    After a traumatic motorcycle accident, Geralt is left with brain damage. Aphasia, the doctors call it, rendering him unable to read, write, and speak, (well, almost).

    Escaping to the city to get away from pitying looks, he meets his across-the-hall neighbor, Jaskier, an eccentric up-and-coming musician who's determined to befriend him despite the barrier in communication.

    Armed with hums, grunts, and 'fucks', will Geralt let the idiot in room 604 break down his walls, or will his past trauma be too much for him to overcome? Read and find out.

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    Vesemir never expected to actually have to take care of a child when he signed himself up to be a foster parent. He was a single man living alone in a tiny apartment above a garage. The chances of him getting that call were slim to none.

    But then he got the call. And again. And again. And maybe, just maybe, he started to fall in love with the three boys he had been tasked with taking care of. Just don't tell anyone that, he had a reputation to uphold, dammit.

    a.k.a Grumpy Papa Vesemir and his three foster boys.

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    Lambert had a habit of stealing people's shirts.
    And then one day, Coën and Aiden decided to steal his in return.

    Or 5 times Lambert stole someone's shirt and 1 time he got his stolen.

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    Eskel and Lambert enjoy a nice day in the sun, each doing his own thing without being quite alone. What could be better?

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    This is all Geralt’s fault.

    It should come as a surprise to no-one that blaming Geralt for the fact that he’s somehow managed to braid his fingers into Aiden’s hair will not undo the damage that’s already been done, nor will it make his lover stop laughing at him anytime soon (a distant part of him recognizes that he should count his blessings that Aiden is laughing, because there’s nothing inherently funny about their current situation… especially when Eskel comes into the room brandishing the gnarliest pair of scissors Lambert has ever seen. The sheer amount of rust on the blades, combined with the gods-awful squeak they make when they part, turn Lambert’s stomach—)

    AKA

    Jaskier started some shit in 'Darling, Let Your Hair Down,' and now Lambert is contractually obligated to try his hand at hair-braiding, too.

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    Snippets of memories flash through his head, almost too swift to register. Familiar yellow eyes. An ugly smirk. The glint of a fellow cat's medallion in the sun. The sound of heartbeats surrounding him. The burning agony of a poisoned blade sliding home in his gut. Then, nothing. Absolutely nothing.

    The cat witcher slowly moves a hand to his abdomen and gasps at the flare of pain as his hand touches blood-drenched fabric. Not leather. He's been stripped of his armor. Gloves, too. He doesn't even have to reach back for his swords to know they're gone as well - they would be digging into his back if they were there. They even took his fucking boots.

    Jad and his band tried to kill him, stripped him of all his belongings, and-

    A dawning horror causes the blood to freeze in his veins. It all makes sense now, even to his addled brains. The cramped quarters, the pine box, the muffled world around him.

    Aiden of Skellige has been buried alive.

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    Geralt wakes up slowly, with blood in his hair and something(s) warm pressed against him. He wakes up to the heat of a fire and the sound of heartbeats. He wakes up safe.
    Or
    I try to write whump, accidentally churn out fluff. Also I denounce canon. There are only vibes now… And cuddle piles, because these characters deserve it.

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    Retrouvailles [noun]

    The joy of reuniting with someone after a long separation.

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    Lambert's attempts at cooking as well as the poor people who have to suffer from it

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    He knew it was another Witcher. Knew it by the precise strokes of the blade, the easy way the locks were picked, the lack of any evidence left behind. Most damning was the bitter scent of cyanide that hung like a calling card just at the edges of his senses. No human would be able to smell it, but it clung to the victims, to the window ledge, to anywhere the other Witcher had touched.

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    But when we're going home is not ours to know
    It's not ours to know when we'll break bread together again

    - or -

    Geralt is late, Eskel worries, Lil' Bleater is an adorable menace.

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    Requested on tumblr: platonic/brotherly Eskel and Lambert in a biker au

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    Eskel and Geralt come back to the keep after a year on the path. Lambert is waiting for them.

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    “Worse than a bunch of grandmothers,” Lambert growled to himself, dodging into a half-wrecked hallway, in hopes that everyone else would take the hint and leave him be.

    Being nearly a century old, it's high time Lambert is introduced to the gossip that makes the world go 'round.

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    Lambert takes Aiden to Kaer Morhen for the winter, and explains exactly nothing beforehand, much to Aiden's general confusion and irritation.

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    “We’re not vigilantes, this isn’t one of your comic books.” Eskel’s voice is carefully controlled anger, each word a measured out piece of his patience. “We get people out and the police do the rest. It’s the only way this works, the only way the Witchers can operate.”
    “I’m supposed to stand by and let him beat Geralt?”
    “You don’t get to ruin this. Not for him,” Eskel’s palm cracks against the table, eyes narrowing on Lambert and in one move Eskel had achieved what others had tried for years to do. To break him.
    "If you think we’re just playing dress up,” Eskel shakes his head, not wanting to say the next words but he needs to. Lambert has to hear them, "then give me your jacket and I’ll tell Geralt you’re not ready yet.

    Or

    After years of being in the service, the time Lambert has dreamed about is finally here, he's home. Years of fighting have taken their toll as mind and body struggle to recognize there's no more war to wage.

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    Set at the end of season 2. After the events at Kaer Morhen and the Deathless Mother, Geralt and Company decide to head to a nearby town for supplies. When they are trying to scrounge what little funds they have, the group is angry and devastated when they hear a rumor that Jaskier is wasting money at a nearby fancy tavern.

    In which Jaskier does his job, but the Morhen Morons forget he's a bard.

    Jaskier/Priscilla

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    Original author's summary:

    Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.

    To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.

    Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.

    Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.

    And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.

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    Jasiker was singing:
    - Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do. Do, ti, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.
    She checked the clock one more time.
    1 minute 4 seconds. 3. 2. 1.
    The test was blipping. The 1 minute has passed.
    Jasiker tried to forget about New Year’s Eve and focusing on the test she was holding in her hands.
    Positive

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    After the dragon hunt, Jaskier goes back to Oxenfurt where he spends his days healing his broken heart. Then just as he’s starting to get better, he gets a surprising visit from Geralt's brothers, who are looking for their missing brother.

    Without much hesitation, Jaskier decides to join them on their journey and together they try to find Geralt. After finding certain clues, both Witchers deem Geralt dead and decide to stop their search, no matter how much it hurts them.

    Fortunately, there's still someone who will not stop until he finds the White Wolf. Even if it takes forever. It should be no surprise to reveal that, that certain someone is Jaskier. During his lonely and heart wrenching search, he manages to find a Princess in the woods.

    Little does he know that thanks to her, he will find his Witcher.

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    5/?
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