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    Jon, while Ned is away fighting the Greyjoy rebellion, is done being treated poorly by Lady Catelyn. While his father was away Jon heard the washer women whispering about how Ashara Dayne might be his mother.
    With this new information, Jon goes on a quest.
    He didn't expect that when he passed out, that he would wake up in a place called "Ard Skellig"

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    A Modern AU where this legendary duo work in construction and architecture.

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    19/?
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    Jaskier has been Ciri's tutor and companion for a little over two years now. It's been both a challenge and a joy for him to watch the princess grow and mature. Though she's only seven, she shows a wisdom beyond her years while still remaining wild enough to be unpredictable. While on leave during the autumn to spend time with Essi he's recalled to Cintra to deal with an unexpected problem that quickly turns into a crisis. Jaskier handles it as best he can, but after it's over, tensions continue to rise.

    War is coming. Nilfgaard is on the move and nobody seems to know what to do.

    Takes place after "Promises and Regrets"
    (Tags Updated 5-3-21)

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    Eskel has a hundred marks on his body, but a soulmark isn't one of them.

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    1/1
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    38
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    Geralt is thrown in the Cintran dungeons on Pavetta’s wedding for claiming a baby princess as his child surprise.

    Geralt thinks it’s shit luck.

    Jaskier thinks it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

    aka the one in which Geralt marries into the Pankratz family and gets two fancy titles, three castles, an unlimited access to frankly amazing sex and a marble bathtub out of the deal (and also, maybe a family)

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    1/?
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    25/?
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    Jaskier only ever sees Geralt at night. The two of them gather like shades in the draughty hall of the castle, huddling close around whatever pitiful sputter of a fire Geralt coaxes up at the hearth. There is very little to say. The cold has long stolen the sing from Jaskier’s song; Geralt, he suspects, is already half-turned to stone.

    Cintra fell to winter seven years ago; a bitter, cursed winter, a cold that kills all who set foot in it. Only a fool would venture into the frozen wastes of Cintra now, and Yennefer of Vengerberg is no fool. Not until she encounters a broken mirror and a thieving crow — a crow that is not, in fact, a crow at all.

    When the thing that matters most to her is stolen, Yennefer will do anything to get it back. But she is not the only victim of this tangled curse, and the more she learns about Geralt and Jaskier's plight, the less she seems to know.

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    4/7
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    Weirdly enough, this is technically a fix-it fic, since in canon he gets brutally murdered instead.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    Before Mousesack became a mentor to Cirilla, he was charged by King Bran to look after young Eist.

    It was a task he’s not yet escaped.

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    The moment his set is over, Jaskier is moving closer, grinning. Grinning, as though he doesn’t know exactly who this man is.

    White hair and golden eyes, a wolf medallion upon his chest, this is Geralt of Rivia. The Butcher of Blaviken, or so the stories say, but Jaskier knows better than to rely on stories. Stories are far too likely to butcher the truth, to tear it up to create the story that benefits them, to paint an innocent bystander as a villain just to make themselves the hero.

    No, Jaskier doesn’t trust stories.

    That’s why he approaches the Witcher with a smile on his face.

    ~~

    Jaskier is of the fae, and he's no stranger to how dangerous words can be. That doesn't mean he choses any differently.

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    Jaskier is a genie that has been “freed” from his “bottle” which is bits and pieces of his lute. He isn’t truly free but enough to not actually care about being a genie. He's been traveling the world doing whatever. Upon meeting Geralt, he pretends to be a normal bard as he does with everyone but every now and then when Geralt wants something it just seems to be easier to get it. Sometimes when it’s a close call with a monster, he lands a lucky shot. He wouldn’t have been killed but he would have been injured, badly, and yet barely a scratch.
    Sometimes Jaskier and Geralt split paths and Geralt notices how his luck seems to better when his little strange bard is around.

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    27/?
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    Not an iota of plot, just Geralt getting Mousesack off and feeling cared for and safe.

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    1/1
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    14
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    Geralt was always the most eager to please and he sees no shame in offering pleasure and taking it.

    Across the Continent, he kills monsters, he saves people and he shares pleasure and the world is better for it!

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    Renfri of Creyden is offered in marriage to the Warlord of the North by her spiteful stepmother. A reluctant match between the Wolf and the Princess, engineered to end in disaster, becomes something far more intriguing.

    Or: Geralt has to explain to his Lark why he's returned to Kaer Morhen with a new wife, who frankly seems resigned to fighting to the death.

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    "How are you, Jaskier?"

    “If you asked me that five years ago, I would’ve said that I was feeling fantastic and it would’ve been a lie. But now? Honestly? I’m doing really well.”

    “Yeah?”

    Jaskier smiles, dimples showing as his eyes quickly dart to the side.

    “Yup. Almost twenty years in the industry and I can honestly disclose to you now that I’m at my happiest and healthiest — in mind, body, and soul. I mean, sure, the journey wasn’t easy, but it was necessary, I suppose. To have ended up where I am, I’d call it a miracle.”

    ~

    After scoring numerous #1 hits and snagging prestigious awards, Jaskier Pankratz is the most successful musician of his generation. Everyone he knows repeatedly tells him that he's making history, and Jaskier believes them, lapping up all the praise and accolades from his critics and passionate fans. But after a series of scandals and rumours sully his reputation, the world holds its breath when Jaskier disappears from the public eye for years.

    A story of love and heartbreak, of second chances and consequences, of choosing one's family, and ultimately, finding happiness in the right places, with the right people.

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    12/?
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    2017
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    When an old enemy of Geralt’s seemingly returns from the dead, he brings with him an ultimatum: Geralt must give up his identity as the Witcher, or have his life and his family destroyed. But after catastrophe strikes, it’s up to Jaskier to keep the people he loves safe.

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    Comments:
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    The forces of Nilfgaard scour the Continent for Princess Cirilla of Cintra. They spare no expense, exhaust every lead, spend every resource trying to locate the only remaining threat to their claim to Cintra.

    Jaskier, Persephone, whatever you want to call him, finds her first.

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    “The only solution is a united front,” Yennefer says. When this just prompts blank expressions, she sighs. “Honestly, do I have to spell it out? I mean the two of you should get married.”

    Geralt stares at her. Jaskier’s mouth drops open. Tissaia says, thoughtfully, “that could actually work.”

    “No it couldn’t!” Jaskier says, loud and shrill.

    After Calanthe and Eist are killed, the fate of Cintra hangs in the balance. The only solution is an alliance between two men: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, bound to the princess by the Law of Surprise, and Cirilla’s uncle Julian, better known as Jaskier the bard.

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    The morning after Jaskier’s first wedding, he wakes up with a pounding hangover, naked and drooling all over the shoulder of his best friends’ fiancé.

    Oh fuck, he thinks, noting the glint of a cheap wedding band on his finger, the large block capital writing sprawled on Yennefer’s back that announces ‘JUST MARRIED’ three weeks too early.

    Promptly, he stumbles to the hotel bathroom to throw up.

    -///-

    Or, when Jaskier drunkenly marries his best friend's fiance in Vegas everything in his life gets a hundred times more complicated, not least of all because Jaskier's been pining after said best friend for a decade and a half. If he was going to ruin Geralt's wedding by drunkenly confessing his love to anyone he really didn't think it would be Yennefer and yet...here they are.

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    3/7
    Comments:
    154
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    417
    Bookmarks:
    71
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