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    Erik has never been good at staying out of trouble, to the point of thinking he might be a magnet for assholes (funny, since he's also kind of a real magnet, but that's not the point). He hates it, it has effectively ruined his life until now, and he sincerely hopes he'll be able to blend into the crowd of normal people in his new city. But luck still isn't on his side. His head is still full of fear, pain and anger. His new probation worker is a hairy, cigar-smoking cunt. His new high school is filled with mutantphobes, and he's barely arrived when he comes across the worst of them: Charles Posh Twat Xavier.
    Okay. This is war, then.

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    If you could change the future, would you do it? If you knew something was about to go wrong, would you try to prevent it? If you could change anything you wanted, would you fix things, or make them worse? If you could see every possible future, which one would you choose and would you be brave enough to make the required changes? Time is a fragile concept, you never know what a tiny change can lead to, but if you could see it all, if you knew exactly what needed to happen or not to get a certain outcome, what would you do?
    There’s one mutant, only one, who can do exactly that and she already knows what needs to be changed. For the greater good and for the good of two stubborn men who don’t even know she exists. Yet.

     
    Or: The one in which Erik keeps dreaming about Cuba until it actually happens.

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    My own collection of drabbles written during lovely evenings with Judith H and Lanae

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    Donde Erik no sabe dibujar la dignidad y lo que suponía ser una divertida reunión de amigos organizada por Pepper y Tony termina en una tragedia.

    Cherik +
    Pepperony
    Thorki
    Stucky
    Azazel x Raven
    + Referencia de los Simpsons

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    The bullet that crushed Charles' spine affected more than his legs. DOFP, instead of Charles' serum wearing off at the mansion, it wears off on the plane on the way to stop Trask from capturing Mystique. Erik doesn't think Charles should take another dose, and thinks Charles should embrace his mutant power no matter what the cost. Slight AU.

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    Erik está completamente determinado acerca de conocer a la familia de su esposo, incluso cuando Charles insiste fervientemente en que es una terrible idea.

    "Sin lugar a dudas la peor forma de pasar la navidad"

    Cherik
    Especial navideño ♡

    Advertencias:
    Homofobia y mención de violación.

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    A powerful new mutant is emerging, and that turns heads. When an organization secretly working under the guise of providing mutants as weapons for the government tries to get its hands on Madison Caldwell, they find more than they bargained for as she works the Avengers, the Xmen, and the Maximoff Twins to wipe them off the map for good.

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    Erik是第一任变种人总统,同时也是个不折不扣的分离主义者。Charles是变种人人权分子兼融合主义者。后者想要让总统明白,他的“人类与变种人无法和平共处”观点完全大错特错。然而,这个关于变种人政治的辩论过程进行得很艰辛,因为总统真是太见鬼的有吸引力了!

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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    Era increible que Erik Lehnsherr, ademas de arrogante un total inepto con las emociones humanas, se haya enamorado de una chica, por intenet.

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    说到48岁,Erik讨厌这个年纪。比其他人想象的还要讨厌。虽然他内心很清楚并接受年岁渐长是无可避免的事,但年岁的增加使得他周围的人能够自由而猛烈地朝他抛出各种能让他暴躁一整年的问题,观点和建议。
    此外,Erik相信年轻只是一种心态,而不是人生的一个阶段而已。
    你男人的身体里是一颗孩子的心。Charles总是这样说。
    但是抛开年纪不说,Erik很健康。他天天锻炼。他的肌肉如钢铁一般,举铁四百磅可谓是轻轻松松。他可以打碎骨头而不喘息一下。最重要的是,他仍然可以把Charles抗到卧室,操得他欲仙欲死。只要Erik能做到这一点,他的人生就还是十全十美的。

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    Erik是一只帝企鹅。
    Charles是一只麦哲伦企鹅。

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    Wade widział wiele krwi, latających flaków i nawet x-men origins, ale jest jedna rzecz, której oglądania nie zniesie dłużej. Charles i Erik. Nie mogący się zejść. Tyle lat! Więc pomaga im w tym... porwaniem i szantażem.

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    Charles smiles fondly at Peter's drawing as the boy drops it on the table in a blur of silver.

    It's innocent in a way only a child's can be. Wanda, on the right, is dressed in a red frock while Peter on the left is dressed in black trousers and what Charles infers in reference to his silver hair is a silver jacket. The man in the middle-- Mr. Maximoff-- with short hair and a beard, clad in what looks like a plaid shirt and jeans is holding both their hands. All three are smiling, Mr. Maximoff excessively so, baring all his sharp teeth in a wide grin.

    Charles knows that Peter is exaggerating, but strangely, that smile reminds Charles of his adversary from high school.
    Charles isn't the one to use that term loosely, nor he is the one to have adversaries to begin with. But if anyone had come close to meaning half of it, it was Erik Magnus Lehnsherr.

    Even after all these years… Charles cuts his thoughts short.

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    我跨越时间的瀚海来寻你。——《德古拉》

    时隔多年,艾瑞克终于回到了地球,却发现一切早已不是他记忆中的样子。与此同时,查尔斯收到了一封来自一位兴许早已死去的二战士兵的来信,意识到自己或许忘记了很多人,很多事……

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    Ahora que Charles y Erik son una pareja estable parece que es hora de dar el siguiente paso.
    Tener un polluelo.
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    Lamentablemente parece que nadie les ha informado que eso no es posible entre dos machos.

    Cherik + Pingüinos
    AU
    segunda parte de Una piedra perfecta

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    吉诺沙的社会公众很清楚教授和万磁王是不折不扣的死对头。作为两位变种人权益活动家,X教授和万磁王在变种人议题和权利上从未、或者几乎从未有过看对眼的时候。他们互相对抗、反对彼此的观点,即使是在他们处于同一阵营斗争的时候——尽管那种情况百年一遇。

    换了其他人那只会是场温和的讨论,而当这两位牵扯其中时就演变成了激烈的战争。在国会发生的那场臭名昭著的有关变种人登记法案的辩论,即便已成往事,仍然被口耳相传。

    媒体似乎很爱他们;因为每当他们在同一个屏幕上出现——甚至只要呼吸同样的空气——事情就永远不会缺乏戏剧性。

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    Charles lives with his sister, Raven, in a planet under Apocalypse’s rule. The people that live there are separated into two casts: the Royals and the Others. The Royals live in elegant ships far above the surface, enjoying all the luxury and power the limitless resources of space can provide. The Other’s live on the surface in a horrid dystopia that comes from living on the bottom of a privileged world. When Raven steals an invitation for him, Charles eagerly attends Apocaylse's masquerade, intent on finding the truth about who the Royals really are and what makes them so much better. Instead, he meets Erik, a Royal with a mind of steel, unchecked power, and a fierce desire to make Charles his.

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    Charles and Erik are almost home after a long drive but a truck is blocking the road. Erik's patience is running thin. Charles just wants to get home without making a stop by the police station for once.

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    Erik knew why he was in prison. He knew why the guy across from his cell was there, and the man glaring at him right now. Every single one of these people showed clear signs that they belonged there. Except his cellmate.

    How the hell did this man- the same one that advocated peace over everything, smiled every 5 seconds, and offered to lend other prisoners books- end up in the most secure prison in Europe?

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