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    This was, objectively, the best part of Kenny’s day. Resting his cheek on his hand, he allows one of his crooked smiles to spread across his features. Craig was everything Kenny liked in a guy. Not just his looks alone, but his personality, too; he was a straight shooter and said what was on his mind. He did what he wanted and he made no excuses for being who he was.

    Let’s be real though, it wasn’t like Craig Tucker hadn’t aged well over the years. The descriptors tall, dark, and handsome, just did not do him justice.

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    Kenny’s been pining over Craig for years, until one day, Craig notices him back.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    393
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    Years after that whole fiasco with Mitch Connor, the Freedom Pals are still together, and keeping the town of South Park safe from villainy; but what happens when a new bad guy crawls out of the woodwork? Will they be stopped? Or will South Park once again be brought to its knees?

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    English
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    6,567
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    239
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    Kyle has everything figured out, how to get the guy he wants to be his forever. the problem is one small mistake not only ruins his plan but the life of so many around them and the worst part is that he really can't fix it.

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    44,867
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1624
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    Kyle has a crush on his best friend, Stan, who has been suffering from the beginnings of alcoholism. Confronting him about it didn't go too well, resulting in them not speaking to each other. That is, until Kyle received a drunken message on Snapchat late one evening. Having no idea what to expect, he opens it. Little does he know, that one message was going to change his life forever.

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    English
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    16,887
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    338
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    Stan Marshwalker was betrothed to his king, while Toolshed just wanted to know his superhero partner's first name. Getting together doesn't always go at the same pace, it seems. But they'll get there in the end.

    They always do.

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    English
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    9,451
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    771
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    Liane has a vegetarian boyfriend and Cartman hates him. To get rid of him, Cartman and Stan go on an adventure to find a vegetarian girlfriend for Jonas.

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    English
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    511
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    6
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    South Park is a town of anomalies, and has cropped up on the University's radar as a place of interest to study. Craig gets sent - against his better judgement - to be an assistant researcher for the Professor.

    This town has a funny way of drawing you back in without you realising though. He's not sure if it's the town, the people, or that blonde boy still working in the coffee shop.

    Maybe it's Clyde. He was always a pain in the ass.

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    English
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    44,804
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2091
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    "Wait a second man, whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"
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    It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall asleep during work that day. It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that walked through the shop door and woke him up. It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that so happened to be his fucking macroeconomics professor.

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    English
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    53,286
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    381
    Kudos:
    437
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    5610
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    Craig just got left by his boyfriend of nine years, when he moves back to South Park to work on his novel.

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    English
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    52,303
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2283
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    It's senior year and it's a year full of drama!
    Friendships grow closer, hearts break and hopes are built up

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    English
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    37,656
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    6136
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    In the dead of night, Craig Tucker and his family vanish from South Park with no word of warning, leaving everyone, including Craig’s boyfriend, Tweek, behind.

    Now, nine years later, Craig is back and mystery shrouds him. Tweek makes it his mission to figure out just what the hell is going on.

    Language:
    English
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    56,704
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3834
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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    English
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    76,143
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    301
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    6196
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    Kyle doesn't know if it's just his shitty luck anymore or if someone up there truly hates him, but having a demon as his guardian/"friend" is only getting worse. How many people is he going have to drag into the mountain just so this asshole can get his kinks?

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    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    21
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    It's senior year at Park County High and Clyde Donovan is ready to cement his legacy as the number one guy in the school. He's already one of the school's football stars so it shouldn't be difficult, except that Kenny McCormick, the lead snare drummer for the marching band, seems to be taking that spot without even trying. In order to determine once and for all who is the top guy, Clyde decides to challenge Kenny to a contest of who can have sex with the most people in a semester.

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    English
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    29,842
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    935
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    People get their soulmates when writing appears on their arms. It can happen at any age and Craig is the only one in his class who has not received any indication of possessing a soulmate, or so he thought. It was in class when scribbled handwriting suddenly appeared on his arm.

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    English
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    16,328
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1738
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    Cartman's schemes always cause trouble for everyone. Everyone except himself. He always gets away scot-free.

    Until now.

    Now he pissed off the wrong person. The one person willing and able to play the roles of his Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

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    English
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    4,630
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    133
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    Mr. Garrison develops a new plan to get same-sex marriage banned, Instead of eggs, he's assigning his now teenage class to take care of flour sacks, a weird little fic about teenagers being horrible parents. Pairings are Style, Bunny, Creek and Tyde.

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    English
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    10,356
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
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    404
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    When Tweek and Craig are suddenly thrust into a "relationship" for the town's amusement, Tweek if forced to face the confusing thoughts and feelings he's been having towards his friend. But when it comes to everyone either obsessing or sulking over them, perhaps pretending to be together isn't such a bad thing after all?

    That is, until Tweek realizes that maybe he's not pretending so much anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,537
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    350
    Kudos:
    1200
    Bookmarks:
    146
    Hits:
    19595
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    The world is quiet and boring for Kenny McCormick.

    In a world where people are always attached to their soul mates, his is silent. For years he’s wondered if the other was dead or maybe blind, it would explain why they never seem to answer when he writes on his skin.

    But no matter what he says; what he draws, what he does, the other is silent as the dead and he mourns their existence.

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    Soul mate AU: Kenny keeps drawing really bad pick up lines, and Craig ignores it forever before answering with a space pun, which gets them talking.

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    English
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    14,787
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    407
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    There's no particular reason why Cartman decided to help with Kyle's play, except that he's sort of in the process of falling in love with him.
    Oneshot (maybe more to come...) High school AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    962
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    129

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