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    You don't want to move to this little mountain town with your mother, two younger brothers, younger sister and baby niece (your sisters daughter)
    But here you are, standing in the cold as the movers shifted your boxes into your new home.

    You thought that this would be a boring little town until you heard a voice in your head that defiantly wasn't yours.
    Now... now your not sure what to think but it's not like you have time to figure it out with war on the horizon.

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    1/?
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    Stan was grateful for what days the boys spared for him as they got older, passing their sweet sixteens and onto their seventeens when all the others in the class began to show their second genders.

    Until he was the only one left.

    Stan Marsh, the only eighteen year old in South Park that had never undergone a Presentation.

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    5/?
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    13
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    75
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    9
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    A group of college students decide to download an app.

    After one of their findings, they collectively decide that it's not a game anymore.

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    14/?
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    67
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    14
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    Shank a bitch; call it hello

    Smoke a drag; call it air

    Drink a bottle; call it therapy

    Live in South Park; call it hell
    **
    What if stuff that happened as children wasn't swept under the bridge? What if it stuck to the carpet like a blood stain, getting larger, uglier, harder to contain?
    Here we are, as teens. Dealing with the shit that was supposed to be water under the bridge, instead creating a whirlpool of horrors, that can only drag everyone in and drown them.

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    5/13
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    33
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    68
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    8
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    Stan is too caught up in the past while everyone around him begins to grow up.

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    6/?
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    37
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    4
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    Stan is empty. That’s clear, what’s more to say?

    That he had a reason? Of course he does, everyone does.

    What’s his reason? I don’t know, maybe because he has a hole in his heart that only gets bigger even as the person who put it there gets closer.

    Who was this person? C’mon, who else would it be, especially if the hole had been growing and forming a crater out of him the longer he’d been away, and only now returned, overflowing this crater with emotions that quickly get out of hand.

    How will he handle it? In true Stan fashion, he hopes. As if it ever works out for him.

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    Kyle moved away years ago, and Stan has never been the same. When Kyle returns, he realises why.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    90
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    When the boys accidentally reunite in Denver after four years apart, it's sure to be eventful. While Stan attempts to reconnect with an old friend, Kenny's only imperative is to get some. That is, if he makes it through the weekend alive. Slash and het

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    23/?
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    74
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    9
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    1450
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    Stan Marsh is a private detective in the city of London in 1820, where he is contracted by the Prime Minister to investigate an opposing political party looking for his position. Stan recruits a team of misfit powers of London; millionaire mortician Kenny McCormick, kooky inventor Kyle Broflovski, and seasoned mercenary Eric Cartman. The three help him take down a conspiracy that keeps getting deeper the more the four investigate crime in the city.

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    28,898
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    56
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    79
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    11
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    Inspired by the song "Lemon Boy" by Cavetown

     

     

    (in progress)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    64
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    A collection of tiny stories inspired by and written to the length of songs. Varied content, varied relationships, periodically updated whenever I get an idea.

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    4,251
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    2
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    5
    Hits:
    204
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    Kenny's keen eyes in sexual tension had spotted many partners, the enchanted and the unrequited, so he became the horny police, busting lovers and cheaters alike with his giant bat, and where he got his power from?
    From hell, of course.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Eric cartman enters the omega verse with the whole of South Park. He figures he would become a strong powerful Alpha, but when the test results are in it threatens to crumble his whole world as he’s known it. This is the shit that goes down after everything is said and done.

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    13,287
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    A library of fics from my imagination, each chapter featuring a new story, with new POV’s and storylines, all surrounding the wild world of South Park.

    Also, it's kinda- uh (*cough* kinky? *cough*), so you've been warned...

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    57,869
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    42
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    207
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    14
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    In a world where supernatural creatures roam, and humans become the minority, Kyle faces struggles in his relationship with Stan as they persevere high school with racism, bullying and physical harassment between species of vampires and werewolves.

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    English
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    20,974
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Kyle admits a crush and ends up catching the eyes and hearts of the two most powerful Heroes in Park City.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    44
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    2
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    588
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    Wendy has a Cartman problem, one that she's experienced before, so why is it different now?

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    1/1
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    Kyle's life had been pretty planned out for him. His adopted parents had big plans for him but it wasn't what he wanted for his life. He just wanted to know who he was. An accident when he was ten left him alone and without any memories of who he was and where he came from. He felt like he didn't belong and it isolated him even more. During his last summer of freedom before going to college, Kyle expected nothing more that the usual boring nonsense... until he comes across 'Haven's Convenience Store'.
    Upon entering the small store, Kyle's world turns completely upside down and he begins a journey that he never expected he would, one that may help him to recover his past and possibly lead him home.

    This is a loose 'Stick of Truth' story. Elements from both the game and show will be used but there will also be many elements that are my own. There also may be similar elements to other stories on this website (it's very hard to come up with something completely original nowadays), but I promise I am not copying anyone.

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    4,773
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    1
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    57
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    different one shots of all different characters and relationships from South Park, that I can't fit into one story but want to write.
    comment any requests-ships, characters, whatever.

    no incest! unless it's fictional, like two characters who I pretend are family, but nothing real.

    comment requests and bare with me, this story will probably be horrible, but hey, you're the one choosing to read it <3

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    11,168
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    605
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    The Savior of Wonderland is back and ready to save his friends once again. After his friend falls deathly ill, Tweek will stop at nothing to save him, even time travel. In his time-hopping adventures, he finally figures out the truth, but at what cost?

    If you haven't read "Tweek in Wonderland" by DeathTheKidsUnicorn, I suggest you do. It is a very well-written fic with the action of the Tim Burton movies and the characters we know and love from South Park. This story is based completely on "Tweek in Wonderland," so I highly recommend reading it. I'll even provide a link to it inside this one.

    I do not own any of the characters and most of the plot AND dialogue comes DIRECTLY from the Tim Burton movies. If you have not seen the movies, no this is not a substitute.

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    English
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    9,502
    Chapters:
    3/17
    Comments:
    1
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    7
    Hits:
    160
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    In which Stan and Kyle are undeniably gay, except that both of them are straight; Kenny takes fiscal advantage of the situation; and Cartman is off having hate sex with Wendy behind the music classrooms. Or y'know, high school, basically.

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    English
    Words:
    6,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    342

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