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    Kenny and Cartman have a deal. A very lucrative deal where money is not even on the table but both of them get more from it than they let on.

    Warning, there's gore in this story...

    Language:
    English
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    26,096
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    358
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    Cartman forced Kenny to face his problems with food. A philosophical debate on personal needs and an unrequited blowjob ensued. The incident was so intellectual stimulating it kickstarted a quasi-romantic chapter in their lives full of gluttonous, kinky indulgence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,532
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
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    Kenny and Cartman were enjoying a strangely domestic relationship years into the future when Cthulhu returned to settle old debts.

    Language:
    English
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    9,111
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    518
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    When Eric and Kenny devise a plan to make Kyle jealous, they dont expect Stan to join in in making both of them even more jealous.

    A story in which the main 4 become a Poly couple... eventually...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    788
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    Hello! This is basically a self indulgent south park one shot book, its of cgl and non sexual age regression.
    You can request any ship thats platonic or romantic idc.
    All ya gotta do is tell me the plot and the ship, whos the little and whos the cg and ill write it if i like the ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,683
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1019
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    Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman were the only two kids left in the Park Haven out of their friend group after Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski bailed only months prior. Kenny's family had left along with most of South Park. The survivors build walls around their small mountain town for safety precautions despite the Taken having yet to reach the borders of Colorado.
    What happens when the infection spreads fast enough that the Change goes undetected and Coli is overthrown years before predicted?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,632
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    187
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    sharon divorces with randy due to the fact they didnt get along at all, leaving stan with him and shelly with her

    randys drinking problem eventually gets worse and starts using stan as a coping mechanism

    //kyles a complete dumbass here

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,938
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    371
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    Cartman's gay and Kenny's bored too bad the former hates the latter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    136
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    "It had been three days. Three days since he died.

    Their plan had failed, ended with a fiery explosion that sent his companion to an early visit to Hell, but normally he’d already be back." - Mysterion/The Coon. This was a gift for a friend, who gave me the prompt. Complete.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    144
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    Kenny has two secrets.

    One he's been trying to tell his friends since he met them, and one he never wants them to find out. Cartman just happens to learn both in the same day. After that, both of their lives begin changing for the better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,082
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    High School AU where everyone is in their senior year. Will contain ships between characters as well as reader inserts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,882
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4961
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    death can put down even the happiest people

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    217
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    After a successful revenge, Cartman returned to South Park to fill in his desires.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,765
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    353
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    For Cryle Week, Day 4.

    For Feldspar, duty and affection were two things that were precariously balanced. But as the geopolitical landscape changed with the union of the kingdoms of Auraria and Galatea, he is forced to choose between his personal happiness and the will of his lord.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,171
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
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    Epic Slash Ship Fic

    CraigxButters
    TweekxMichael
    ButtersxMichael (true love)
    CraigxKenny (rebound)
    TweekxPete (rebound)
    TweekxCraig (true love)
    KennyxStan (secret affair)
    Kenny dumps Stan for Pete
    KennyxPete
    Cartman stalks Kenny
    StanxClyde

    Language:
    English
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    8,455
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1023
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    Cartman easily unlatches
    Kyle’s bedroom window,
    Slipping a glance
    Back to Kenny.
    Kenny is smiling so wide
    His entire face hurts.

    It’s Kenny’s duty
    To save people
    From Kyle’s poison apples.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    202
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    Eric has a few rules.
    Rule one is to never show weekness unless he's drunk or dying.
    Rule two is never let anyone help him through a break up.
    Rule three is to never fall for any of his friends ever again.

    He wished he could stick to these stupid rules but he practically breaks all three of them in less then three months. Now he's got to deal with his group of friends who make life significantly more best friend than it should be being all the shit they get into together, a best friend who he quite frankly cares about too much and would murder for and the fact that he's in love with one of his best friends. The same stupid crush from middle school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,477
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    711
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    Both Eric and Karen are in need so they help each other out. Until Kenny appears...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,946
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    335
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    It's been five years, and Trent Boyett is out for revenge. And this time, he's not going to leave anyone alive. The four boys have to race against the clock as he attempts to pick them off one by one. And when a tragedy happens that changes his best friend's life, Stan's going to have to choose between his girlfriend and his best friend that he may or may not have feelings for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,652
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    713
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    Cartman is keeping a secret! Two people discover the secret and one begins to blackmail him, the other tries to help him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,900
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1422

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