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    Kenny Mccormick has it hard, that's been obvious from the start. Besides the fact that he's immortal, he also has to deal with normal teenager issues. He's constantly frustrated at his friends and he has way too many internal problems to deal with. As he grows up things get better and worse, he just hopes he can get a grip before graduation.

    Stan Marsh is hopelessly in love and just hopes he can make a move before it's too late.

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    Aurora literary meaning: The dawn.

    “Tweek Tweak’s parents, despite being of general high status, were no more. Suspicious circumstances he preferred not to ponder over led to his birthright being ripped away from his twitchy, shaky grasp.

    King Eric promised that, if he succeeded, it could be his again. He’d be a fool no longer— no more pitying looks and harsh comments would be exchanged behind his frame, and they would question his presence at the castle no longer.

    He accepted, and the operation to politically decimate the kingdom of Sundemn fell into place.”

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    6/?
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    5
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    When Marina Morrison moved to South Park in the 5th grade, she became very close with the boys. After finally breaking up with her crazy ex, she found herself over the Summer and now she is starting her Senior Year being the girl she's kept buried down for social status and for her boyfriends. New clothes. New make up. New attitude. After she finds a disturbing family secret, she comes almost completely off the hinges. And her best friend, Kenny, is caught in the mix of her new wild side, trying to protect her from making too big of mistakes. While also realizing some things about himself.
    The Senior year is filled of laughs, flirting, old love, new love, sex, alcohol, drugs, betrayal, and Cartman and Kyle still sharing a love/hate relationship.
    *CURRENTLY DOING A BIG EDIT OF CHAPTERS. I am changing some aspects of the book! Not major but enough, all uploaded chapters will have some things changed. Because this was written so long ago my writing style has changed and I am trying to incorporate both the old and the new.* AND changing rating to Explicit just to be safe. I do warn at the top of chapters before any type of scenes that can be uncomfortable for some.. This story is most likely to become smutty.

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    33/?
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    Stan wants to start a band, so he gets Craig and those guys to help him do it. Now their sorta almost famous.

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    Chapters:
    5/7
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    44
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    3
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    610
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    Wendy moved to Florida years ago. And now, several years later, she's back in South Park and is ready to restart her life in the small mountain town. With old friendships revived, new friends made and an opportunity to fall in love with someone else given to her, will the teenage girl's life back in South Park truly be as smooth sailing as she hopes it will?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    After being depressed for a while Kyle decides to kill himself with pills and after having a game night while being drunk he tells it to Cartman. Cartman doesn't know what to do with that info, or how to feel about it.

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    Chapters:
    9/10
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    Stan goes through a breakup that fucks him up, along with the others. He doesn’t know how permanent it is so he goes to try someone is. Kenny has a rough relationship with henrietta and doesn’t know what to do.

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    la felicidad del ser humano, cada quien tiene una respuesta diferente y un transfondo de porque aquello que te hace feliz, kenneth Mccormick tiene una dificultad al saber cual es la verdadera felicidad humana.
    Eric cartman sabe muy bien que lo hace feliz.
    Pero ¿Cómo conseguir esa felicidad si estas en el fondo Del estanque?

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
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    Eric finally confirmed that girls don't balls

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    1/1
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    Outlaw Tweek is falsely imprisoned in Nevada, but then gets seeked out by Sheriff Cartman. He coerces Tweek to join a team of people who can excavate gold during winter in Alaska. Much to Tweek’s dismay, he meets an unfortunate group of greedy and merciless pirates, and experiences cruel treatment from the sheriff. The only solace to this journey is that he meets new friends; Stan of Many Moons, and a mysterious and incredibly striking foreigner (Incan Craig), who are also Sheriff Cartman’s prisoners. Will Tweek be able to help his companions escape and have them return to their respective homes? Join Tweek on his voyage to find adventure and an unexpected romance.

    The characters are based on the Adventure Theme of the South Park Phone Destroyer game.

    Disclaimer: This story has depictions of violence that involves killing/death, profanity, some sexual content and mentions of racism and homophobia.

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    10/10
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    Things are getting real for everyone, South Park is no longer a playground. Stuff happens, feelings, sex, drugs, and sexuality comes to play. Hooray!

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    1/1
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Kyle Broflovski is a man, well boy, of logic. Meaning, everything can be explained through logic and science. Even though he has seen aliens (Just some assholes pranking some kids for laughs), a land filled with imaginable characters (he somehow ended up at Disneyland), and nearly dying several times (South Park has the best medical capabilities). Yet, he had gained a powerful gift. An ability like no other. He was now a psychic.

    Not like the fake psychics that pretend for money. No. He was the real deal. He had the ability to lift things with his mind. And it was all Eric Fucking Cartman’s fault.

    P.S. Get ready for all the references.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Derick blackmailed Sam and Levy into joining him and Kendall in the business venture of selling magazines [Sam Quinton Marsh AU]

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Quem imaginaria que em um mundo como esse, logo eu, Kyle Broflovski, fosse me tornar um ômega. Ah! e também estou apaixonado pelo meu melhor amigo; Stan Marsh.

    Anos atrás tive de mentir sobre minha verdadeira categoria, pois se não, seria atormentado graças ao simples fato de ser um ômega, sim eu sou um ômega no meio de mais três alfas. Já sou amaldiçoado todos os dias apenas por minha religião por Eric Cartman, caso isso viesse a tona, o dito cujo me atormentaria ainda mais.

    Mas um fatídico dia em que meu cio resolveu apareceu fez meu segredo ser revelado não só para o grupo todo mas como para a escola inteira.

    Eu sou Kyle Broflovski e foi assim que eu me tornei um ômega!

    Warning: this fanfic is written in Brazilian Portuguese (PT-BR), please read using Google Translate at your own risk, soon content translated into English.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
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    2
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    790
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    Kyle doesn't like being in love with Cartman, just as much as he doesn't like seeing Cartman an Heidi together. He just want Cartman to be his, to make him his boyfriend. So Kyle takes what is rightfully his...

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    18
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    82
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    6
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    Kyle wrapped himself around an arm, peering up at him through his curly bangs. “Babe, we need to talk about the fight between you and Stan.”

    Craig's face was puckered like he swallowed a lemon. “Why?”

    “Because I want my friends and my special someone to be able to be in the same room without a fist fight happening over a bowl of chips,” He replied. “And I think it's time to let the feud go.”

    Craig didn't say anything, just stared ahead with the same scrunched up countenance. His eyes slowly traveled down and fixed on Kyle. “What do you want from me?”

    He smiled. “Come over tomorrow night and have dinner with us! Stan and Kenny are both off and it's a perfect time to talk!”

    Craig's face said he would rather eat glass.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    671
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    Tweek has a crush on Craig, his childhood bestfriend.
    Craig has a girlfriend already.
    But here's the question, does Craig really love her?

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    English
    Words:
    1,574
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    526
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    (This is old, offensive, and over all terrible, don't read)

    Welcome to the new show that is taking over. Mad house. 6 people are locked in a house with no way of communicating with the outside world for a whole year. They will be forced to face their phobias head on,but if their not so strong they will lose their minds and either kill themselves or kill another

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    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    Everything in South Park had changed.

    Kenny McCormick was at the frontlines of a battle within their newly developed city. His leadership was the only thing holding the group together.

    Until he meets someone new.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,725
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3308

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