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    A witch puts a curse on Jack that changes them into a human, which can only be broken by true love's kiss. Kent is beginning to think true love doesn't exist.

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    1/1
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    15
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    45
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    11
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    242
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    Pre-slash. Kent and Bitty meet at a Boston munch and hit it off. Bitty is new, Kent's done some of this before.

    Of course, they don't know yet that they have Jack Zimmermann in common.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/21
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    222
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    30
    Hits:
    6163
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    Bitty discovers an anonymous Youtuber whose videos he can't get enough of.

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    47/47
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    3209
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    2467
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    326
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    43718
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    Jack’s boyfriend’s boyfriend is slowly becoming their boyfriend, too. Unfortunately, Kent’s daughter doesn’t seem too enthused.

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    English
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    3,091
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    74
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    12
    Hits:
    451
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    Eric prepares a chicken.
    Kent sits on the couch.

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    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    104
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    It wasn’t until Eric was in the car, driving to work, that he realized that he was completely screwed. Glancing up to his rearview mirror, he had caught a glimpse of the full moon, and groaned internally. He didn’t care how much science came out to disprove it, he had been an ER nurse for long enough to know that nothing good ever happened during full moons.

    AKA how a full moon, and dozens of geese, conspire to bring Bitty, Jack, and Kent together

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    2,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    399
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    In Kent's defense, he didn't mean to call his ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend after his current boyfriend kicked him out. It was just one part in a series of chaotic events.

    Now, Kent is staying at Bittle's house, eating Bittle's food, and wearing the clothes Jack left behind.

    It's not awkward at all.

    Feat. Totally not traumatized Kent Parson, permanently exhausted Jack Zimmermann, and an Eric Bittle torn between making snide comments and baking pie. But hey, why choose one when he can have both?

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    English
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    14,148
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2072
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    He’s champagne-drunk at a party. Bubbly-drunk, lifted-up, mean-drunk, nasty.

    Language:
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    1,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    246
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    Kent keeps bringing fruit home for Bitty to make jam. Bitty feels some kind of way about it, that's for sure.

    --
    Kent puts the box on the counter, stepping forward to tug Bitty into a hug. He kisses Bitty’s temple before Bitty turns his face into Kent’s neck.

    “I can stop bringing you fruit.” Kent says, rubbing Bitty’s shoulders. Bitty laughs, a little wetly.

    “Oh honey.” Bitty says, a little sad. This boy. “It’s not that at all. I just.” He thinks about Jack and Tater and Snowy in his kitchen last year, and mashing blueberries until his hands cramped and Jack bought an immersion blender for them. He presses his nose into Kent’s collarbone and takes a deep breath. “Where do you even keep getting all of it?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    174
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    Bitty and Kent's relationship started slow, but they're so far from where they began.

    AKA Missing your boyfriends during Finals week is hard, but what if one of those boyfriends is an unpredictable NHL star with a loaded credit card and no impulse control?

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    2,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    243
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    Slutty bitty wants it all. He finds it in the locker room

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    696
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    Drabbles and ficlets to meet Kinktober prompts. I intend to have fun with this!
    Also I refuse to commit to doing them in order as prompted, because ADHD. I need to ride the creative wave however I can, and out of order is fun and subversive. =)

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    English
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    10,653
    Chapters:
    18/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2905
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    Jack Zimmermann runs across figure skater Eric Bittle during a chance encounter one day at Samwell University. A crush takes hold of him, and all he has to do is find a way to tell Eric about it. A series of anonymous love letters and gifts sounds like the perfect way to woo someone when you're a socially inexperienced hockey robot.
    Kent Parson meets Bitty during a chance encounter on campus and then through his teammates at the Samwell Men's Hockey Haus, whom this "Bitty" has been supplying with baked goods and a personality made of pure sunshine. His schedule is pretty packed with helping his best friend woo some "Eric" guy, but surely he can find some time on the side to pursue his own romantic endeavors - right?

    Language:
    English
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    14,973
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1558
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    It all started when Bitty encouraged Jack to reconnect with Kent and apologize.

    Or, alternatively, the fic where Jack is really happy, and then not.

    Language:
    English
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    4,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    712
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    Sometimes the complications aren't the relationship, but the leftovers from relationships past and how they've set landmines where you least expect them.
    Kenny swears they're fine. Really. Probably?
    Zimms and Bitty just do their best with what they know.
    Swoops and Scraps didn't exactly sign up for this but they're going to stick around anyway.
    Love doesn't fix everything, but it certainly helps.

    Or, what happens after the second first kiss.

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    5,826
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    458
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    Bitty has too much tub juice and confronts Kent after the Epikegster.
    It doesn't go how either of them expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,520
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3979
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    "That's it for today guys, hit the showers!" Kent instructed, pulling on his skate guards. When back in the locker room, he paid a little more attention to Bitty, hoping to spot some of the alleged tattoos.

    He was not disappointed.

    *

    Bitty joins the Las Vegas Aces after graduating from Samwell and Kent finds out he may have a thing for tattoos. Or Bitty's tattoos. Or maybe Bitty.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    961
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    Bitty is back on campus and enjoying the full moon like any proper witch should when he stumbles upon a cat in the woods outside of Samwell. What an odd coincidence that Kent Parson has mysteriously vanished from T.D. Garden's parking lot and is now reported missing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    703
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    Or, five times Kent gets fucked and one time he doesn't.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,799
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1412
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    Kent wants to know what's wrong with him. He's an incubus, Feeding should come naturally to him. So why can't he find the desire to feed from anyone other than Bitty? Bitty assures him it's no trouble to help out a friend in need. But what if said friend might be secretly and hopelessly in love with him?
    Bitty of course is more than happy to lend a -sometimes very firm- hand whenever Kent is in need of energy. And Kent is always there for Bitty whenever he needs a drink, so it's quid pro quo. Kent just needs a little more confidence in himself, that's all.
    So why is there a part of Bitty that really doesn't want to help teach Kent how to seduce other people?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,362
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    312

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