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    Kent’s had a bad day and he figures date night with Bitty will improve his mood. But when Bitty watches a hot stranger get stood up, he decides to invite the man over to join him and Kent for the night. The only problem?

    Kent knows the guy. Intimately.

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    Written for Bitty's Valentines 2020!

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    Kent’s had a bad day and he figures date night with Bitty will improve his mood. But when Bitty watches a hot stranger get stood up, he decides to invite the man over to join him and Kent for the night.

    The only problem? Kent knows the guy. Intimately.

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    Step 1: Work at a coffee shop with your hot baker boyfriend
    Step 2: Go hide in the kitchen once your ex-boyfriend enters the coffeeshop
    Step 3: Panic as you realise you're still in love with your ex
    Step 4: ..?

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    Kent isn't supposed to go near the surface, and definitely not near humans. But, he can't help but be drawn to the sad human boy on the pier.

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    At the Epikegster, Bitty goes upstairs to put his phone away two minutes later.

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    Raising a child with your semi-fuctional ex and his soon-to-be husband wasn't exactly Kent's idea of a Fun Time, but adding in a time loop the day before the wedding that he cannot get out of? He's pretty sure the universe hates him.

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    Kent Parson is the current world champion and the man who single-handedly put chess on the map. Eric Bittle is his second who doubles as an overworked PR manager for a man who leans hard into the public persona of childish party boy. Jack Zimmermann is the social media recluse and chess grandmaster known as Deep Blue. He's also the man who threatens to steal everything from Kent Parson—his fame, his title...and even his second! With the board set, how will these three handle the rising tensions and each other's plays?

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    Bitty looks down in hazy surprise as blood blooms across his chest. The pie plate continues its path from his hand to the ground, smashing almost in slow motion across the divide between concrete and grass. Cherry juice seeps through the broken lattice, blood seeps through his fingers, the world tilts on its axis.

    His last thought before he loses consciousness is "Fffuuck the LAX bros."

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    Jack and Kent have been in a relationship for years and own a fruit farm together. They sell fruit and honey at the farmers’ market and deliver produce to local places. Bitty, new to town, takes over a bakery from previous owners. Jack and Bitty get off on the wrong foot when they meet during one of Jack's delivers to the bakery. Bitty meets Kent at the market and gets a crush. Next time Jack’s there he realizes the cute guy selling pies is passive aggressive bakery guy. Cue oblivious Jack with a crush, to Kent pointing it out that Jack and Bitty should get together, Kent of course falls for Bitty along the way too.

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    Eric Bittle regretted several things in his life. He once bought "natural yeast" online, big mistake. There were those three weeks when he wore nothing but acid-washed jeans. He really wished he could get those back. He didn’t, however, regret leaving Samwell University after the first disastrous semester. He didn’t regret moving to Las Vegas. And he didn’t regret that he somehow got into sex work, even though it brought him straight to Kent Parson’s doorstep. In fact, he kind of really appreciated that the universe sent him there, because it was clear that Kent Parson needed someone. Eric was determined to be that person.
    A tale of self reflection, self discovery, and sex.

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    When Bitty overhears a conversation between Jack and Kent Parson at the Epikegster, he goes out and talks to Kent afterwards. The next morning, he discovers an unexpected consequence of unsolicited advice.

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    After being outed in school, Bitty comes to Samwell with a different physicality problem: he's all too ready to fight anybody on the ice.

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    Despite how it may look from an outsider’s perspective, it’s not as if Bitty planned to fake-date his actual crush in order to help said crush avoid making things awkward with his ex, who he may or may not still have feelings for.

    It just…sort of happened.

    (…though to be fair to Kent, Bitty is kind of the one who started it.)

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    Bitty goes to Samwell expecting to be the only werewolf on the team, only to be surprised when Jack turns out to be one too. However, Jack has no idea about Bitty and seems content to ignore his wolfy-ness. Meanwhile, Bitty runs across Kent in the forest, who has his own werewolf related secret, and develops a relationship with him. When the truths are revealed, all three have to deal with how it changes their relationships with each other.

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    “It takes a team to win a game.”

    It was Hockey Speak. Everyone had used it before in post-game interviews. None of them had ever thought to apply it off the ice until now.

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    AU where the Stanley Cup finals come down to the Aces and the Falconers, and Kent watches in person as Jack makes history with Bitty.

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    When Kent & Jack take time to find themselves after the aftermath of dropping from the draft, they find themselves working on the Bittle Ranch. Together, they also find young love with the son of their new boss.

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    The thing about Kenny and love is that it's complicated, right up until it isn't.
    It takes a five year tension, a quiche, a trip, and a kiss, but they get there eventually.

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    Jack, Kent, and Bitty figure it all out. I just takes Twitter DMs, Skype calls, an interrupted kiss, and a passive-aggressive mutual love confession for it to all come together.

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